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Who is a worse public speaker than George W. Bush or Sarah Palin? They never seem nervous and neither should you! Don’t fear sounding stupid when speaking in front of people! Exuding confidence is the key! With what we include in this package, we will guarantee that you both exude more confidence when speaking in front of others AND speak better publicly than Bush or Palin! We guarantee this, especially the latter of the two, in a half-hour or your money back!
This package includes: Crayons; pop-up books; stickers; a helmet; sleep aids; a book entitled, “Correctly Pronouncing the Word ‘The’ In Front of a Large Group of People;” CD’s full of Sarah Palin and George W. Bush quotes and to go with that, a lifetime supply of Advil! For just $29.42, receive all of this and get over the most common of fears - public speaking! Call us at 1-900-ISTUPID! That’s 1-900-ISTUPID! Don’t misunderestimate yourself and call now!
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