Weinergate (Anthony) has been a great deal of fun for me and most everyone else it seems. However, for as much fun as it has been, I feel the need to spread the love around some. I will now list a number of other political figures and come up with sext messages I feel they may send at some point in their lives (if they haven't already):
Michele Bachmann: "God sent me to do things to you! It'll be hotter than a Minnesota winter!"
Sarah Palin: "I bet I can see your dingaling from Russia! You betcha!"
Jimmy Carter: "Hello. You look nice. Want to go get a hot fudge sundae sometime? Dairy Queen is great around this time of year."
Bill Clinton: "Oh yeah... ::bites lower lip::"
Dick Cheney: "So I shot my friend in the face with one. How about you help me unload my other gun?"
Mitt Romney: "There's 47% of you I don't like so much, but the rest I really like. How about you put that 53% in action at my place while covering up the rest of you?"
Rick Santorum: "If homosexuality is wrong, I don't wanna be right. Chuck, let's do this."
Herman Cain: "Who else wants to hop on the Cain-train? It's multiple-unit and not high-speed! All aboard!"
Rick Perry: "There are three things I wanna do to you tonight: 1) I wanna take off all your clothes, 2) I wanna grab my condom, and 3) I wanna... I forget what that third thing is. Oops."
George W. Bush: "Remember how I said I like putting food on my family? Well, I made a special dish I wanna put in you! Heh heh heh heh..."
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