Santorum insinuates that liberals talk about abortion while showering

As seems to be typical, Rick Santorum had some interesting choice words recently when giving a speech to the anti-abortion group Students for Life.

During this speech, Santorum said the following:

"They (pro-choice liberals) make it uncomfortable for students who come to Austin to shower at a Young Men's Christian Association, YMCA, gym, because they live it. They're passionate, they're willing to do and say uncomfortable things in mixed company. They're willing to make the sacrifice at their business because they care enough."

Either Santorum has been to some unusual showers and gyms, the man is full of garbage, or he's doing shrooms again. I'm going to guess it's either the second or third option, but am leaning toward the second. When reading this quote by Santorum, I was greeted with these lovely visuals:

Setting: Students in Austin showering at a Young Men's Christian Association

Heath Greatness: "Jesus loves me, this I know..."

Sherlock High: "For the Bible tells me so..."

Paul Altar: "Yes, Jesus loves me..."

Heath: "You skipped a part, Paul."

Paul: "Sorry about that. I got some soap in my eyes again. Why do I keep on doing that?"

Sherlock: "I'll pray for you, Paul."

Paul: "Thanks. I appreciate it."

Tyrell Ninja: "I love abortion."

Heath, Sherlock, and Paul: ::silence::

Tyrell: "Are you guys still there? You don't need to answer that. I know you are. I'm not even showering, since I'm fully clothed, and am just watching you guys. So, did you guys hear me?"

Heath, Sherlock, and Paul: ::silence::

Tyrell: "I'll take that as a yes. Hey, it's a woman's body and her choice. None of us have vaginas. Why should we be making that choice for them?"

Heath, Sherlock, and Paul: ::run away, screaming, "We'll pray for you!"::

Tyrell: "Ha! I tell ya, there's nothing a straight man likes more than to talk about abortion with a bunch of naked dudes in a shower."


Setting: Guys playing basketball in a gym

Michael Boredom: "Pass it! I'm open! I'm open!"

Larry Curd: "You've been open all game! You suck!"

Michael: "Oh, shutup! I'm just having an off-game."

Bill Pampier: "So, are you gonna take it to the rim or not, Larry? I'll even give you a lane to make your move. Are you ready?"

Larry: "Oh, you're going to do that, are you? You'll regret it!"

Bill: "Crap! Well, you got lucky that time."

Larry: "I've been getting lucky all game apparently."

Dennis Hodgeman: "So, my girlfriend had an abortion last night. We know some people will judge us, but believe it's our right - especially her's - to make that choice."

Bill: "What the hell, Dennis? We're just talking trash and playing basketball over here!"

Dennis: "Whatever. Every time I get a rebound, I'm going to yell out, 'abortion!' Like it or not, that's what I'm gonna do!"

Bill: "Fine then. You're on my team and I'm not going to let you get any rebounds. What do you think about that?"

Michael: "Hey, Larry, what's going on here? Are we playing against these two and they're playing against each other?"

Larry: "It looks that way. Here, I'll even pass the ball to you this time. You should be able to make that easy lay-up."

Dennis: ::rebounds the ball:: "Abortion! Ha-ha! Yeah!"

Bill: "Oh, you're going to get it!"

Dennis: ::runs around with the ball:: "Abortion! Abortion! Abortion! You can't catch me! Abortion!"


Yeah, Mr. Santorum may want to go to new showers or gyms - that or come up with yet another crazy story. I have no doubt that he will.
 
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