So, I read a crazy article today. A 21-year old Polish woman by the name of Ania Lisewska has announced to the world that she has a goal in life - to sleep with 100,000 men from all over the world. She claims to have slept with 284 guys to this point. Oh, and by the way, did I mention she has a boyfriend?
Upon reading the article, I had to chuckle at Lisewska's boyfriend's comments with regard to her sexual journey - saying he was "not thrilled" about it, but would have to "come to terms" with it. That conversation must have been quite something.
Her: "Okay, so just so you know, I still want for us to be together...forever, but there's something I need to tell you."
Him: "Oh, oh. What would that be?"
Her: "It's my life's goal to have sex with 100,000 men - from all over the world."
Him: "Wait...what?"
Her: "You know how I've always wanted to travel the world, right?"
Him: "Yeah, who doesn't?"
Her: "Well, I want to do that, but in a different way. When I travel somewhere new, I just want to go up to the first guy I see, and say, 'Hi, I'm Ania. Want to come back to the hotel with me and be #285?"
Him: "...and you want to do all of this, but still be my girlfriend?"
Her: "Of course, silly. What would have made you think otherwise?"
Him: "Uh..."
Her: "Okay, I have to go. I'm actually meeting up with #285 now."
Him: "Just so you know, I'm not thrilled about this, but I'll eventually get over it. Good luck and enjoy the kielbasa."
Her: "Oh, you're so cute. Oh, by the way, do you have any condoms we can use, just in case he doesn't have any?"
Him: "Why, sure, honey - here you are..."
Her: "Alright, I love you - don't wait up for me."
Him: "I love you too. Tell your friend I said hi."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/28/ania-lisewska_n_3831495.html
Upon reading the article, I had to chuckle at Lisewska's boyfriend's comments with regard to her sexual journey - saying he was "not thrilled" about it, but would have to "come to terms" with it. That conversation must have been quite something.
Her: "Okay, so just so you know, I still want for us to be together...forever, but there's something I need to tell you."
Him: "Oh, oh. What would that be?"
Her: "It's my life's goal to have sex with 100,000 men - from all over the world."
Him: "Wait...what?"
Her: "You know how I've always wanted to travel the world, right?"
Him: "Yeah, who doesn't?"
Her: "Well, I want to do that, but in a different way. When I travel somewhere new, I just want to go up to the first guy I see, and say, 'Hi, I'm Ania. Want to come back to the hotel with me and be #285?"
Him: "...and you want to do all of this, but still be my girlfriend?"
Her: "Of course, silly. What would have made you think otherwise?"
Him: "Uh..."
Her: "Okay, I have to go. I'm actually meeting up with #285 now."
Him: "Just so you know, I'm not thrilled about this, but I'll eventually get over it. Good luck and enjoy the kielbasa."
Her: "Oh, you're so cute. Oh, by the way, do you have any condoms we can use, just in case he doesn't have any?"
Him: "Why, sure, honey - here you are..."
Her: "Alright, I love you - don't wait up for me."
Him: "I love you too. Tell your friend I said hi."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/28/ania-lisewska_n_3831495.html
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