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Surgery Update (yes, I'm even a smart aleck when describing my surgery)

Well, I just returned home from the surgery. I was told that it went very well  and by a couple women that I was "magnificent." I'm not sure what they were referring to, but I may have to press charges in the near future.

I was placed on Vicodin, Motrin, an anti-biotic (whose name I am unable to pronounce at this current juncture) and heroin. I've been told to not shower for 48 hours (this frightens me and is sure to frighten others much more than myself, even my dogs), to not drive for 1-2 weeks, to not work out for some time (I'll try to find a way to work around that...2 lb. dumbbells are my specialty anyway), to not involve myself in any acts of gang violence for a week or two and to see the doctor in a couple weeks to check up on things. I'm to refrain from fatty foods until then and so long as I'm not taking my pain killer, I may engage myself in the act of drinking adult soda pops.

Well, I think that's about all the news I have at this time. I have four lovely incision marks around my belly and am thinking about doing some swimsuit modeling in the coming days. I'll be sure to keep everyone posted on that. Thanks for all the thoughts, prayers and well wishes and if I so happen to be too drugged to type one day or night and write in a language that appears to be a hybrid of Swedish and Jive, I sincerely apologize. Now it's time to enjoy the Vicodin and pass out for a bit. Ciao.
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