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What I learned in Week 4 of the NFL season

- Joe Flacco may be the luckiest guy in the NFL.

- Chip Kelly misses those college teams.

- The New York Jets appear to make it a requirement for all quarterback applicants that they be willing to partake in a butt-fumble at least once in their careers.

- Philip Rivers could never be a mime or a hypnotherapist.

- If Tampa Bay were up by 17 points with three minutes to go, they'd find a way to lose.

- Matt Schaub may just want to run into the back of the end zone for a safety if he wants to give his opponent points.

- The NFC East will soon be called the NFC Least.

- It's Tony Romo's dream for the Cowboys to always be a .500 team with him at the helm.

- Peyton Manning is making "video game numbers" look bad.

- Eli Manning may want the rules altered to where the Giants offense can have 21 people on the field - 10 of whom are linemen.

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