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My Crystal Tim Tebow Ball

So, Tim Tebow got cut by the New England Patriots over the holiday weekend. Do I care? No, not really. However, it was one of the top stories around the sports world - especially over at ESPN, whom seem to have a permanent hard-on for Mr. Tebow.

Here are some of the recent headlines concerning Tebow:

"Robert Kraft 'very much wanted' Tim Tebow to make Patriots" - Okay, good for him...

"Kraft, Brady discuss Tebow's exit" - Really? There's nothing more to talk about? Like the fact the season will be starting this week?

"Could Tebow rejoin Pats this season?" - Sure, as a 3rd-string quarterback, a backup tight end, or a motivational speaker if the team starts the season at 3-7.

"Could Tim Tebow return to Patriots? Belichick won't say no" - Just like when a crush tries to politely turn a guy down by not telling him no and just ignoring him all together. Yeah, that's sweet...

"The Bills have multiple reasons to claim Tebow on waivers..." - They want a new mascot? A waterboy? Someone to keep them warm with the Lord's love during the cold winter months?

"Tim Tebow's career defies logic, rational explanation" - Yes, as does the media's obsession with him.

My guess is, if Tebow doesn't play football in the NFL this year, he'll sign on with ESPN for one of the following segments:

Can You Throw a Football Better Than a 5th Grader?

How I Want to Meet Your Mother: Setting Your Mom Up with Tim Tebow!

How-To Not Throw a Pass

Suck Dynasty

The Bang Jesus Theory

One other possibility is that Fox News will hire Tebow as their quarterback expert. 
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