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6-year-old Tommy Piledriver becomes the latest GOP spokesperson

After writing a nearly legible letter in crayon to Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus, the RNC chairman took 6-year-old Tommy Piledriver of Ding Dong, Texas under his wing, and has turned him into the latest GOP spokesperson.

When I caught up with the RNC chairman and asked him about this development, here's what he told me:

"From the red, white, and blue crayons he used in the letter; to reasoning with a loud voice, wild gestures, emotion, and manipulation over facts, numbers, and logic; to seeing the world revolve around himself, I just knew little Tommy would make for the perfect spokesperson for the Republican Party."

Priebus was right. Not long after Tommy Piledriver was announced as a GOP spokesperson, he started making the rounds on cable news shows, Fox News in particular. The 6-year-old will even be hosting a show on Fox in the coming weeks, entitled, The World According to Tommy. If the clips I've seen are any indication, this show will rank right up there with the likes of Hannity and The O'Reilly Factor in terms of its intellect, honesty, and maturity. Here are a few of Tommy's quotes from the clips I saw:

- "Give me that cookie; it's mine! I built that!"

- "Girls are so much more stupider than boys! Like, duh!"

- "You think that toy is yours? Not anymore! Now it's mine, you moosher, musher, moocher, or whatever it is my dad always calls people!"

- "If I say the Earth is made of mac & cheese, it is! So there!"

- "Squirt guns don't kill people, you idiots!"

In light of this news, Fox News Chairman and CEO Roger Ailes said, "I think this could go down as the most intelligent, thought-provoking show ever aired on Fox!"

Since Ailes publicly said those words, fact-checker PolitiFact has researched his claim and graded it "Mostly True."
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