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Scott Walker, at 0% support, drops out of the race to help defeat Donald Trump

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker, with his 0% support according to the polls, has decided to end his run to become the next president. He's apparently done this in order to help one of 13 other Republican candidates defeat Donald Trump to become the party's nominee.

When asked, Walker elaborated further on the matter by saying this:

"While I'm incredibly disappointed with how my campaign fared and wish I was still in the race, with a chance to become the next president, I'm excited to help one of my Republican brothers or sisters defeat Donald Trump to become the party's nominee. Trump is polling at what, 25-30%, with Carson and Fiorina about 10-15 points behind him? I mean, I know my own family didn't even support me as the party's nominee, but I have to have some supporters out there somewhere, right? Even if it's just 1 or 2 votes, I really think I could help Ben Carson, Carly Fiorina, or someone else defeat Donald Trump. Let's just do that math... Um... If Trump is at 25%, Carson is at 15%, and you add my votes to Carson's, he's all the way up to 15%, only 10 points back of Trump! I don't like to compare myself to Jesus, but in this case, I think it's fitting, because with my handful of supporters going on to support other candidates, I could seriously save the Republican Party!"

In a follow-up poll, it was found that 86% of Republican voters didn't know Scott Walker ended his campaign, with another 63% saying they were uncertain of who he was.
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