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Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 163: "They Would Do Anything For Trump (But They Won't Do That)" (parody based on the Meat Loaf song, "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)")

Premiere Date: 8/12/21

Length: 11:48 (903 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/they-would-do-anything-for-trump-but-they-wont-do-that-parody-based-on-the-meat-loaf-song-i-would-do-anything-for-love-but-i-wont-do-that/

Transcript: 

"They Would Do Anything For Trump (But They Won't Do That)" (to the tune of Meat Loaf's "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"

And they would do anything for Trump

They’d inject disinfectants, yeah

They would do anything for Trump

Naked, they’d jump into the Grand Canyon

 

But they’ll never save themselves with a little poke

A poke or two

And they would do anything for Trump

But they won’t do that

No, they won’t do that

 

Anything for Trump

Chant, they would do anything for Trump

They would do anything for Trump

But they won’t do that

No, they won’t do that

 

They’d back the blue into buildings

With a flagpole that reads “TRUMP”

While shouting, “BLUE LIVES MATTER!”

And yet killing some in the process

They’d dress like Confederates

And protest democracy

Doing this in the name of white supremacy

Snowflakes fall

 

Trailer-trash aplenty

Some yellow teeth a-missing

Overalls a-dirty

First- and second-cousins a-kissing

 

Not having a thought in their noggins

Loudly shouting all that they’re told

Like, ironically, “Think for yourself!”

And “What do we think next?”

 

They would so do anything for Trump

They’d consume bigly shards of glass

And they would do anything for Trump

They’d even stick flashlights in their ass

But they’ll never see a doc for meds in the form of a shot

Ow, no

And they would do anything for Trump

Chant, they would do anything for Trump

Chant, they would do anything for Trump

But they won’t do that

No, they won’t do that

 

They would do anything for Trump

Pork pigs with sausage in the rump

But they just won’t do that

They would do anything for Trump

Pork pigs with sausage in the rump

But they just won’t do that

They would do anything for Trump

Pork pigs with sausage in the rump

But they just won’t do that

 

Fox, Facebook, YouTube ev’ry day

Deception, repetition

Brainwashed to actually believe what they see isn’t what they see

 

Edited videos they watch

Typo-laden memes they read

All making as much sense as Trump is straight; snowflakes are strong; guns are peace

 

Prejudice rules the day

Though they’d never admit to that

They talked to a black guy

Asked him where to get the best fried chicken

 

Have not a cell in their noggins

Shout everything that they’re told

Like, oddly enough, “Think for yourself!”

And “What do we think next?”

 

Yeah, they would do anything for Trump

They’d climb Mt. Everest high on crack

And they would do anything for Trump

They’d literally stab themselves in the back

 

But they’ll never take vaccines praised by Godfather Fauci

Eva

Eva

And they would do anything for Trump

Chant, they would do anything for Trump

They would do anything for Trump

But they won’t do that

Ow, no, no they won’t do…

 

They would do anything for Trump

Pork pigs with sausage in the rump

But they just won’t do that

 

They would do anything for Trump

Pork pigs with sausage in the rump

But they just won’t do that

 

They would do anything for Trump

Pork pigs with sausage in the rump

But they just won’t do that

 

They would do anything for Trump

Pork pigs with sausage in the rump

But they just won’t do that

 

They would do anything for Trump

Pork pigs with sausage in the rump

But they just won’t do that

 

They would do anything for Trump

Pork pigs with sausage in the rump

But they just won’t do that

 

They would do anything for Trump

Pork pigs with sausage in the rump

But they just won’t do that

 

But they’ll never put their families, selves over an orange blob

Ow, no

And they would do anything for Trump

Chant, they would do anything for Trump

Chant, they would do anything for Trump

But they won’t do that

No, they won’t do that

 

Will they worship him?

Will they call him God?

Will they all pray in his name before lying some more?

Will they say he rose again but ain’t “woke?”

 

They can do that!

Chant, they can do that!

 

Will they follow his lead?

Will they spread his word?

That being gay is a sin, unless it’s hot girl-on-girl?

Cheating is fine if the baby ain’t yours?

 

They can do that!

Chant, chant, they can do that!

 

Will they sell their souls for unfulfilled promises?

Just because of what their father-uncle once said to them?

That white men rule, even if they’re orange?

 

Now they can do that!

Chant, now they can do that!

 

Will they turn their backs on this, our country again?

Will they then claim it was Gandhi, Pope, and Mother Teresa?

That they all disguised themselves as Proud Boys?

 

Now they can do that!

Chant, chant, now they can do that!

 

If the world were to end with no vaccine

They would rather perish just to say they were still free

Even if Trump’s life were on the line

 

They won’t do that

They won’t do that

 

First they ended polio

Measles came next

Mumps was not far behind

Then the chickenpox

With all the advancements, things are different this time

 

They won’t do that

No, they won’t do that

 

Anything for Trump

Chant, they would do anything for Trump

They would do anything for Trump

But they won’t do that

No, they won’t do that