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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 160: "'Get Vaxxed' (parody based on the David Bowie song, 'Let's Dance')" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 160: "Get Vaxxed" (parody based on the David Bowie song, "Let's Dance")

Premiere Date: 8/11/21

Length: 4:10 (181 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/get-vaxxed-based-off-the-david-bowie-song-lets-dance/

Transcript: 

"Get Vaxxed" (to the tune of David Bowie's "Let's Dance")

Get vaxxed

Put on a band-aid and go get laid

Get vaxxed

For doing what was right – a first in your life

Get poked

It’s been a while – way too long

Get poked

Meds penetrating deep in your soul

 

If you get shot

I’ll scream for you

Oh, if you get jabbed

I’ll moan

‘Cause the needle wants you

Your arm – get deep into

Veins start popping up at its touch

Orgasmic experience

 

Get vaxxed

Get vaxxed

You’ll never feel better

Get vaxxed

Will be smokin’ after

Get poked

A smile will light up your face

Get poked

Onlookers will see your glow, know you got laid

 

And if you get shot

I’ll scream for you

Oh, if you get jabbed

I’ll moan

‘Cause the needle wants you

Your arm – get deep into

Veins start popping up at its touch

Orgasmic experience

 

Get vaxxed

Put on a band-aid and go get laid

Get poked

Onlookers will see your glow, know you got laid

Get vaxxed

Get vaxxed

Get vaxxed, vaxxed, vaxxed

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