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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 158: "'They're Too Stupid' (parody based on the Right Said Fred song, 'I'm Too Sexy')" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 158: "They're Too Stupid" (parody based on the Right Said Fred song, "I'm Too Sexy")

Premiere Date: 8/11/21

Length: 2:49 (247 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/theyre-too-stupid-parody-based-on-the-right-said-fred-song-im-too-sexy/

Transcript: 

"They're Too Stupid" (to the tune of Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy")

They’re too stupid for the docs

Too stupid for the docs

Docs want them to get shot(s)

 

They’re too stupid for vaccines

Too stupid for vaccines

Afraid of herpes

 

And they’re too stupid for a mask

Too stupid for a mask

They put ‘em on their ass

 

And they’re too stupid for some logic

Too stupid for some logic

Making sense doesn’t make sense

 

They are Trumpers, don’t know how to think

They just sit in their basements chanting slogans

Yeah, chanting slogans, chanting slogans, yeah

They just sit in their rooms chanting slogans

 

They’re too stupid for some meds

Too stupid for some meds

Except Viagra

 

And they’re too stupid for advice

Too stupid for advice

After itching from lice

 

They are Trumpers, don’t know how to think

They just sit in their basements chanting slogans

Yeah, chanting slogans, chanting slogans, yeah

They forget the words while chanting slogans

 

They’re too stupid for all

Too stupid for all

Too stupid for all

 

Because they are Trumpers, don’t know how to think

They just sit in their basements chanting slogans

Yeah, chanting slogans, yeah, chanting slogans, yeah

They forget the words while chanting slogans

 

They’re too stupid for the truth

Too stupid for the truth

Full f*ckin’

Full f*ckin’ truth

 

They’re too stupid for the docs

Too stupid for the docs

Docs want them to get shot(s)

 

And they’re too stupid for themselves

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