Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 164: "'Want Him to Fix My Ride' (parody based on the Bon Jovi song, 'Wanted Dead or Alive')" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 164: "Want Him to Fix My Ride" (parody based on the Bon Jovi song, "Wanted Dead or Alive")

Premiere Date: 8/13/21

Length: 4:50 (252 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/want-him-to-fix-my-ride-parody-based-on-the-bon-jovi-song-wanted-dead-or-alive/

Transcript: 

"Want Him to Fix My Ride" (to the tune of Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive")

My car broke down; it won’t even turn on

Told the mechanic would know what to do

He’s been doing it for thirty some odd years

So I went to Bob, who’s much cheaper

 

He’s a florist

Got roses at half price

I want him to fix my ride

Want him to fix my ride

 

Saw it on Facebook; it has to be true

That the mechanic turns cars into big brown shoes

I can’t take the risk; shoes don’t have engines, wheels, or tires

Need someone who knows petals; I know just the guy

 

He’s a florist

Got roses at half price

I want him to fix my ride

Want him to fix my ride

 

Flower petals

Yeah

 

Yeah, he’s a florist

Got roses at half price

I want him to fix my ride

 

He’s got no experience; thinks axles are hatchets

But he’s better than elitist mechanics

He tells me what I want to hear, right or wrong

Put the car in a vase; water it; watch it grow

 

Yeah, he’s a florist

Got roses at half price

I want him to fix my ride

Yeah, he’s a florist

Who just rides a 1-speed bike

And I want him to fix my ride

I know fate is on my side

I know he will fix my ride

He’ll fix my ride

He’ll fix my ride

He’ll fix my ride

He’ll fix my ride