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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 164: "'Want Him to Fix My Ride' (parody based on the Bon Jovi song, 'Wanted Dead or Alive')" is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Want Him to Fix My Ride' (parody based on the Bon Jovi song, 'Wanted Dead or Alive')," is now available!

Here are the lyrics:

"Want Him to Fix My Ride" (to the tune of Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive")

My car broke down; it won’t even turn on

Told the mechanic would know what to do

He’s been doing it for thirty some odd years

So I went to Bob, who’s much cheaper

 

He’s a florist

Got roses at half price

I want him to fix my ride

Want him to fix my ride

 

Saw it on Facebook; it has to be true

That the mechanic turns cars into big brown shoes

I can’t take the risk; shoes don’t have engines, wheels, or tires

Need someone who knows petals; I know just the guy

 

He’s a florist

Got roses at half price

I want him to fix my ride

Want him to fix my ride

 

Flower petals

Yeah

 

Yeah, he’s a florist

Got roses at half price

I want him to fix my ride

 

He’s got no experience; thinks axles are hatchets

But he’s better than elitist mechanics

He tells me what I want to hear, right or wrong

Put the car in a vase; water it; watch it grow

 

Yeah, he’s a florist

Got roses at half price

I want him to fix my ride

Yeah, he’s a florist

Who just rides a 1-speed bike

And I want him to fix my ride

I know fate is on my side

I know he will fix my ride

He’ll fix my ride

He’ll fix my ride

He’ll fix my ride

He’ll fix my ride

 

The song can be heard at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/want-him-to-fix-my-ride-parody-based-on-the-bon-jovi-song-wanted-dead-or-alive/

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