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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 229: ”'Erratic Days' (parody based off Green Day’s song 'The Static Age')" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 229: "Erratic Days" (parody based off Green Day’s song "The Static Age")

Premiere Date: 5/5/2023

Length: 4:17 (325 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/erratic-days-parody-based-off-green-day-s-song-the-static-age/

Transcript: 

“Erratic Days”

Playing Candy Crush at a quarter to two on Monday afternoon

Before throwing Skittles about the room, shouting, “Where in the f*ck’s the blue?”

Next saying, “I guess orange will do, and this purple sh*t too”

All while watching cartoons he calls “news”

 

Unpredictability on speed

Yes, no, yes, maybe

 

He’s up one minute, the next minute down

He goes sideways and then diagonal

The guy has had some erratic days

 

He’ll sniff uncontrollably at a nationally-televised speech

And then be unable to blow his nose for a couple to three weeks

He’ll run a MAGAt marathon in his sleep

And strain muscles when he breathes

He only ever works in his dreams

 

He’s a loose cannon awake or asleep

Yes, no, yes, maybe

 

He’s up one minute, the next minute down

He goes sideways and then diagonal

The guy has had some erratic days

 

He’s up one minute, the next minute down

He goes sideways and then diagonal

The guy has had some erratic days

 

He’s had some erratic days

January through December

For as long as The Jesus can remember

 

Anger builds inside as he boasts loudly

Hunger grows while he’s eating

His mouth dirtier every time it’s cleaned

Brain shrinks if he’s ever thinking

 

Adderall seems to be working today

Flying high as a kite (So f*cking high)

Squinting like a drunk reading braille

The teleprompter moving in his mind

Yes, no, yes, maybe

 

He’s up one minute, the next minute down

He goes sideways and then diagonal

The guy has had some erratic days

 

He’s up one minute, the next minute down

He goes sideways and then diagonal

The guy has had some erratic days

 

He’s up one minute, the next minute down

He goes sideways and then diagonal

The guy has had some erratic days

 

He’s up one minute, the next minute down

He goes sideways and then diagonal

The guy has had some erratic days

 

Erratic days

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