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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 224: ”'Harassing All Women and Girls' (parody based off Green Day’s song 'Last of the American Girls')" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 224: "Harassing All Women and Girls" (parody based off Green Day’s song "Last of the American Girls")

Premiere Date: 5/5/2023

Length: 3:52 (245 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/harassing-all-women-and-girls-parody-based-off-green-day-s-song-last-of-the-american-girls/

Transcript: 

“Harassing All Women and Girls”

She’d rather suffer a migraine, gout, and kidney stones than shake his hand

She’d rather get a full-face tattoo of a$$ than smell his stench

She’d rather recreate “Titanic” sinking than hear him scream her name

They want nothing to do with him; he’s harassing all women and girls

 

She’d rather skydive without a parachute than feel his lips on hers

She’d rather always hallucinate than see his tiny mushroom

She’d rather be waterboarded than hear the torture of his words

She’d rather serve a life-sentence than spend just one second with him

 

He’s a third-world, sh*t-hole country, only in semi-human form

They want nothing to do with him; he’s harassing all women and girls

 

She’d rather die a virgin than be within six-feet of his “wherever”

She’d rather have hair like Fester than feel what’s on his head

She’d rather spin in F-5 tornadoes than for him to twirl her

She’d rather forever sleep than find him in her bed

 

He’s a sh*t-hole country, only in semi-human form

They want nothing to do with him; he’s still harassing all women and girls

 

She’d rather suffer a migraine, gout, and kidney stones than shake his hand

She’d rather get a full-face tattoo of a$$ than smell his stench

She’d rather spin in F-5 tornadoes than for him to twirl her

They want nothing to do with him; he’s still harassing all women and girls

 

Ooh, burn

Mic drop

Ooh, burn

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