Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 224: ”'Harassing All Women and Girls' (parody based off Green Day’s song 'Last of the American Girls')" is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled ”'Harassing All Women and Girls' (parody based off Green Day’s song 'Last of the American Girls')" is now available!

Here are the lyrics:

“Harassing All Women and Girls”

She’d rather suffer a migraine, gout, and kidney stones than shake his hand

She’d rather get a full-face tattoo of a$$ than smell his stench

She’d rather recreate “Titanic” sinking than hear him scream her name

They want nothing to do with him; he’s harassing all women and girls

 

She’d rather skydive without a parachute than feel his lips on hers

She’d rather always hallucinate than see his tiny mushroom

She’d rather be waterboarded than hear the torture of his words

She’d rather serve a life-sentence than spend just one second with him

 

He’s a third-world, sh*t-hole country, only in semi-human form

They want nothing to do with him; he’s harassing all women and girls

 

She’d rather die a virgin than be within six-feet of his “wherever”

She’d rather have hair like Fester than feel what’s on his head

She’d rather spin in F-5 tornadoes than for him to twirl her

She’d rather forever sleep than find him in her bed

 

He’s a sh*t-hole country, only in semi-human form

They want nothing to do with him; he’s still harassing all women and girls

 

She’d rather suffer a migraine, gout, and kidney stones than shake his hand

She’d rather get a full-face tattoo of a$$ than smell his stench

She’d rather spin in F-5 tornadoes than for him to twirl her

They want nothing to do with him; he’s still harassing all women and girls

 

Ooh, burn

Mic drop

Ooh, burn

 

The song can be found here. -  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/harassing-all-women-and-girls-parody-based-off-green-day-s-song-last-of-the-american-girls/