Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 20: "Placing 'Rap' in the Crap That is Donald Trump"
Podcast: "I Feel Snitty"
Episode 20: "Placing 'Rap' in the Crap That is Donald Trump"
Premiere Date: 11/26/19
Length: 4:04 (515 words)
Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/placing-rap-in-the-crap-that-is-donald-trump/
Transcript:
Parody “Fabricate” (to the tune of Warren G and Nate Dogg’s “Regulate”)
Fabricators. He fabricates every single thing undoubtedly. He's damn stupe too. But you can't be blind when he tweets. You gotta handy with the truth, if you know what I mean. Keep it real. Fabricators, round up!
It was a clear black night, a clear white screen
Donnie T was on his tweets tryin' to mislead
Begging for attention any which way he can
Chillin' in his jammies, eatin' buckets of chicken
Just clicked the bottom left side of the white screen
On a mission to mislead everybody
Heard some outrageous claims on Fox & Friends
It's time to repeat all their craziness
So he types with his indices while staring down
Lookin' like a dufus, lookin' like a clown
Grammar, spelling, and punctuation errors galore
Spell-check pops up, Donnie T calls it a whore
He screams obscenities, starts throwing things
Says, "How dare you question my covfefing?"
I'll take a hamberder any day of the week
The orange of the word is Nambia
He's gettin' likes, he's gettin' retweets
I can't believe they spreadin' debunked conspiracies
Ignoring the facts, ignoring the truth,
Believing emails from Nigerian Prince Baby Ruth
He's got people brainwashed all around
Turning the world completely upside down
What you see is fake and what you hear is too
Those police sirens really aren't after you
He's got lies in your head, you can't get them out
Your debunked beliefs, he's removing all doubt
No global warming, it's a Chinese hoax
Gravity ain't no thing, you'll simply float
Whether it be 2019 or 1932
The truth has not been kind to you
He's talkin' & tweetin', all night and day
Donnie T and his goons had to fabricate
[Instrumental interlude]
He laid all the tweets down, he let the talk unfold
Forcing the fact-checkers back into freak mode
As they roll their eyes and facepalm themselves
Wondering how anyone could believe this nonsense
Donnie's got the freaks and that's a known fact
Just look at his rallies and all those MAGA hats
Missing teeth, misspelled signs
Nonsensical chants, cousin-wives
Just as I thought, they looked all the same
In need of a reality check
But Donnie T and his goons
Said vote against your best interests
One of them MAGAts was loud as hell
Donnie T said, "I like this guy!"
The crowd cheered and Donnie smiled
Before his dentures fell out
He's gotta small room full of hicks and something really smells
Chances are they all took golden showers
He's tweeting into a whole new era
Reality, step to this, he dares you
Crap on a whole new level
The actual is the alternative and the alternative is the actual
Letters, keys, idiocracy
Reality, where bullsh*t are lies and lies are bullsh*t
If you know like he knows
You don't know the truth
It's the reality era, not in line with the Trump U.
If you tweet like he tweets
Then you lie like every day
Cuz he never tells the truth, all he does is fabricate
https://genius.com/Warren-g-regulate-lyrics
Episode 20: "Placing 'Rap' in the Crap That is Donald Trump"
Premiere Date: 11/26/19
Length: 4:04 (515 words)
Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/placing-rap-in-the-crap-that-is-donald-trump/
Transcript:
Parody “Fabricate” (to the tune of Warren G and Nate Dogg’s “Regulate”)
Fabricators. He fabricates every single thing undoubtedly. He's damn stupe too. But you can't be blind when he tweets. You gotta handy with the truth, if you know what I mean. Keep it real. Fabricators, round up!
It was a clear black night, a clear white screen
Donnie T was on his tweets tryin' to mislead
Begging for attention any which way he can
Chillin' in his jammies, eatin' buckets of chicken
Just clicked the bottom left side of the white screen
On a mission to mislead everybody
Heard some outrageous claims on Fox & Friends
It's time to repeat all their craziness
So he types with his indices while staring down
Lookin' like a dufus, lookin' like a clown
Grammar, spelling, and punctuation errors galore
Spell-check pops up, Donnie T calls it a whore
He screams obscenities, starts throwing things
Says, "How dare you question my covfefing?"
I'll take a hamberder any day of the week
The orange of the word is Nambia
He's gettin' likes, he's gettin' retweets
I can't believe they spreadin' debunked conspiracies
Ignoring the facts, ignoring the truth,
Believing emails from Nigerian Prince Baby Ruth
He's got people brainwashed all around
Turning the world completely upside down
What you see is fake and what you hear is too
Those police sirens really aren't after you
He's got lies in your head, you can't get them out
Your debunked beliefs, he's removing all doubt
No global warming, it's a Chinese hoax
Gravity ain't no thing, you'll simply float
Whether it be 2019 or 1932
The truth has not been kind to you
He's talkin' & tweetin', all night and day
Donnie T and his goons had to fabricate
[Instrumental interlude]
He laid all the tweets down, he let the talk unfold
Forcing the fact-checkers back into freak mode
As they roll their eyes and facepalm themselves
Wondering how anyone could believe this nonsense
Donnie's got the freaks and that's a known fact
Just look at his rallies and all those MAGA hats
Missing teeth, misspelled signs
Nonsensical chants, cousin-wives
Just as I thought, they looked all the same
In need of a reality check
But Donnie T and his goons
Said vote against your best interests
One of them MAGAts was loud as hell
Donnie T said, "I like this guy!"
The crowd cheered and Donnie smiled
Before his dentures fell out
He's gotta small room full of hicks and something really smells
Chances are they all took golden showers
He's tweeting into a whole new era
Reality, step to this, he dares you
Crap on a whole new level
The actual is the alternative and the alternative is the actual
Letters, keys, idiocracy
Reality, where bullsh*t are lies and lies are bullsh*t
If you know like he knows
You don't know the truth
It's the reality era, not in line with the Trump U.
If you tweet like he tweets
Then you lie like every day
Cuz he never tells the truth, all he does is fabricate
https://genius.com/Warren-g-regulate-lyrics
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