Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 56: "'Taint Donny' ('Arrogant Covidiot' Track 6)," is now available!

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty"

Episode 56: "Taint Donny" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 6)

Premiere Date: 5/29/20

Length: 2:52 (255 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/taint-donny-arrogant-covidiot-track-6/

Transcript:

“Taint Donny”

Taint Donny’s about to hit all of the airwaves

After taking almost an hour to walk on stage

Takes a moment to rest

He’s looking out of breath

About to mumble bullshit in 4, 3 (4, 3, 2, 1)



He is Taint Donny and he doesn’t know wrong from right

He tells a hundred thousand lies each and every night

He spreads his bunk like a hooker does gonorrhea

Infecting millions – infertile to new ideas



He is the face of evil and vile

With a mouth of a kindergartner bully child



Ad hominems and hyperboles come flying out

Milking that deformed straw man for all it’s fucking worth

Pulling numbers directly from his bigly ass

Thinking red herrings are quite the massive catch



He is the face of evil and vile

With a mouth of a kindergartner bully child



Know what I think of you?



Let me tell you what I think of you



Taint Donny



His name is Taint Donny, he’s a son of a bitch

You can’t trust any word that he says (Taint Donny)

Doctors diagnose him as a malignant narcissist

He only cares about himself (Taint Donny)



He really loves it when he gets a standing-O

So rise, clap your hands, and shout until your teeth fall out (Taint Donny)

He doesn’t give any shits about you

He just wants to be praised and worshipped like a God (Taint Donny)



It’s frightening and sad to see

He’s Taint Donny

Now that’s his name. Let’s all vote him out.