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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 60: "'Twittermob' ('Arrogant Covidiot' Track 10)," is now available!

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty"

Episode 60: "Twittermob" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 10)

Premiere Date: 5/29/20

Length: 3:57 (245 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/twittermob-arrogant-covidiot-track-10/

Transript:

“Twittermob”

Nobody liked you

Everyone blocked you

The mob has attacked you for bashing Trump



Here come all the bots and trolls

Punctuation errors all the time

Misspelling “the” and “stupid”

Having the grammar of tulips

Never spoken English in their lives



Here come the same old insults

You’re a socialist communist Marxist

They don’t know what those words mean

They think they’re all shades of green

When you prove them wrong, they call you racist



I just called Trump a bigly sack of shit

The Russian mob is now reporting it

I used an asterisk, not an “i”

The judge says I won’t do any time



They won’t stop until Moscow sleeps

They won’t stop until Putin says

Why is the sun up?

Where did the night go?

I swear it’s past time to go to bed



Even trolls need some beauty rest



Fact-checkers and common sense will never scare them off

English teachers’ red marks will make them laugh



Best to move on



They’re not the Judases of Nambia

They defend Taint Donny in spite of

His care and concern for just himself

To rock the boat that is America



They won’t stop until Moscow sleeps

They won’t stop until Putin says

Why is the sun up?

Where did the night go?

I swear it’s past time to go to bed



I say they can’t shake this place

Unless we allow them

They can be persistent as hell

But can never be Warren
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