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“The Devil Went Down In Georgia” (parody based on the Charlie Daniels song “The Devil Went Down to Georgia”)

“The Devil Went Down In Georgia” (parody based on the Charlie Daniels song “The Devil Went Down to Georgia”)

The devil went down in Georgia

He was lookin’ for some votes to steal

He bitched and whined because he was way behind

And he said the numbers weren’t real

So, he found some like-minded ghouls and goblins who couldn’t count worth a shit

A teacher gave ‘em a device with numbers on it; they said, “What the fuck is this?!?”

So, the devil told Ghouliani, “Find this exact number”

Ghouliani waddled, shit-faced, but said, “Hey, no problem!”

The other ghouls and goblins followed - dumb as rocks, loyal to Satan

Who was epically stupid himself; he just had all the power over them

 

The number - it is always in the last place you look

Well, no shit there, Sherlock, but it doesn’t exist, so y’all are quite bigly fucked

 

The lil helpers scrounge around, till the cupboards are bare

Only “Bad Dad” mugs are found, and the devil’s gettin’ scared

Before giving up, a goblin pulled something from his ass

He said, “Let’s see a judge and make up crap!”

 

So, the devil replied to the goblin, “Genius shit right there!”

He then put a rat on his head and said, “This is my real hair!”

The ghouls and goblins nodded in unison, as they always did

While tweeting to angels in ALL CAPS, “THINK FOR YOURSELVES, IDIOTS!”

 

The devil’s horns were gettin’ softer than a fluffin’ marshmallow

As judges said, “That there bullshit you spewin’ we’ll never swallow!”

 

Calculators wouldn’t turn on

Even though they were fully solar-powered

The devil tried using one as a phone

Before he said, “Looks like no one’s home”

 

The devil cried behind bars; he said, “I did nothing wrong!”

Tissues were spread all about the floor; the guy just couldn’t stop

Rumor has it babies would crawl in and then tell him, “Grow up! Be a man!”

They’d then put their pacifiers back in their mouths; point; and laugh; and laugh

Because the…

 

Calculators wouldn’t turn on

Even though they were fully solar-powered

The devil tried using one as a phone

Before he said, “Looks like no one’s home”

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