Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 175: "'Weirdos' (parody based on the David Bowie song, 'Heroes')" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 175: "Weirdos" (parody based on the David Bowie song, "Heroes")

Premiere Date: 2/12/2022

Length: 5:59 (263 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/weirdos-parody-based-on-the-david-bowie-song-heroes/

Transcript: 

“Weirdos” (parody based off the David Bowie song, “Heroes”)

You, you speak and tweet

“I am completely free!”

Then threaten to kill a blue jay

You can tweet that, but may still pay

You can be weirdos, but may still pay

 

And you can see movies

At a theater down the road

You shout the wrong trivia answers

Mumble about all the trailers

Then threaten to light the place on fire

But only you get burned that day

You can be weirdos, well, but with exceptions

Don’t be cray

 

You can fly in a plane

Like the snakes, snakes that fly on a plane

You can talk, bark, and hiss as much as you want

With the exception you start shouting, “BOMB!”

Yeah, you can be weirdos, but may still pay

 

You, you speak and tweet

“I am completely free!”

Then threaten to kill a blue jay

You can be weirdos, but may still pay

You can be schmucks, but may still pay

 

Nothing is absolute (absolutely)

Not even freedom (nor freedumb)

Ask law enforcement and physics (cops and physics)

Not to mention suspicious girlfriends (yes, all of them)

There are exceptions to every rule

Yes, even exceptions to exceptions too

Yeah, you can be weirdos, but may still pay

 

You can be weirdos

You can be weirdos

You can be weirdos

But may still pay

You can be weirdos

 

You can believe that the Earth is flat

You can speak and tweet that nonsense any day

But while not arrested, you may still pay

 

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, you may still pay