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"01135809/Donnie" (parody based on the Tommy Tutone song, "867-5309/Jenny")

“01135809/Donnie” (parody based on the Tommy Tutone song “867-5309”)

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Donnie Donnie in an orange jumpsuit

Bunking with a guy nicknamed Dahmer Dude

Karma is a bitch, coming like never before

He’s gotta watch his ass and so much more

 

Donnie we’ve got your number

Getting twenty to life

Donnie we love this number

 

Oh one one three five eight oh nine

Oh one one three five eight oh nine

Oh one one three five eight oh nine

Oh one one three five eight oh nine

 

Donnie Donnie said “Lock up Hillary!”

She’s laughing while he’s locked up in cell number three

Arrests came his way like Ivermectin to a horse

Treated by Trumpers when it got Coronavirus

 

Donnie we’ve got your number

Getting twenty to life

Donnie we love this number

 

Oh one one three five eight oh nine

Oh one one three five eight oh nine

Oh one one three five eight oh nine

Oh one one three five eight oh nine

 

He’s gotta (He’s gotta) He’s gotta

Gotta watch his ass and much more

He’s gotta (He’s gotta) He’s gotta

Gonna get fucked like never before

 

Ha, Donnie we love this number

Getting twenty to life

Donnie we know your number

 

Oh one one three five eight oh nine

Oh one one three five eight oh nine

Oh one one three five eight oh nine

Oh one one three five eight oh nine

 

Donnie Donnie in an orange jumpsuit

(Oh one one three five eight oh nine)

You’ll be someone’s bigly bitch before you count to two

(Oh one one three five eight oh nine)

 

Oh one one three five eight oh nine

Oh one one three five eight oh nine

Oh one one three five eight oh nine

Oh one one three five eight oh nine (five eight oh nine)

Oh one one three five eight oh nine (five eight oh nine)

Oh one one three five eight oh nine (five eight oh nine)

Oh one one three five eight oh nine (five eight oh nine)

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