Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 119: “'Turtle’s Spell' (parody based on the Billy Idol song, 'Rebel Yell')," is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 119: "Turtle's Spell" (parody based on the Billy Idol song, "Rebel Yell")

Premiere Date: 2/28/21

Length: 4:42 (301 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/turtle-s-spell-parody-based-on-the-billy-idol-song-rebel-yell/

Transcript: 

This morn, an ancient turtle peeked out from his shell

Edging toward his shit, as he likes the nasty smell

Quite proudly he tells all the others to smell it too

Then yells, “You’re screwed if you don’t smell my poo!”

Because

 

Corrupt with power, they all went, “Blah, blah, blah”

Put under the turtle’s spell: “Blah, blah, blah”

Corrupt with power, they went, “Blah, blah, blah”

Under turtle’s spell: “Blah, blah, blah”

Blah, blah, blah

 

On the road, he sees his sister cluck for help

Chirping that she needs a new home for her and the kids

“I can’t hear what you’re saying,” he responds

Before he tucks his head back in his shell

Because

 

Corrupt with power, they all went, “Blah, blah, blah”

Put under the turtle’s spell: “Blah, blah, blah”

Corrupt with power, they went, “Blah, blah, blah”

Under turtle’s spell: “Blah, blah, blah”

 

Gettin’ slower by the day

He is movin’ like a sloth that is playin’ dead

Gotta be a hundred-something years old

Thinks he looks like Brad Pitt as Benjamin Button

 

With his age doesn’t come wisdom

He’s really dumb as fuck

With the wrinkles comes corruption

As well as stupid luck

 

He’d sell his soul for power

If he had a soul to sell

He, his cronies gave them over

Free of charge, as they, as they, as they head to hell

Because

 

Corrupt with power, they all went, “Blah, blah, blah”

Put under the turtle’s spell: “Blah, blah, blah”

Corrupt with power, they went, “Blah, blah, blah”

Put under the turtle’s spell: “Blah, blah, blah”

Blah, blah, blah

 

Oh, that wicked turtle

They went, “Blah”

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

 

Yeah, that wicked turtle

They went, “Blah”

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah