New Parody: "Try That In MAGA Town" (based off the Jason Aldean song, "Try That In A Small Town")

I decided to parody the Jason Aldean song, "Try That In A Small Town." From my vantage point, the song comes across as Trumpers pretending they're a bunch of Rambos where they live. In other words, it's entirely fiction. I decided to paint said picture with a more realistic brush. This song is called, "Try That In MAGA Town."

Buy some Bud Light at a grocery store
Say the word “Keurig” when you’re at a bar
Stand in line at a Starbucks unironically
Drink Miller Lite 12-packs when you’re all alone

Kneel in peace and not to Putin
March for rights and not for Russia
This is ‘Murica

Yeah, try that in MAGA town
Like Trump, we’ll talk tough and then back down
Thoughts and prayers no one else was around
We’ll get in your face, shit ourselves
Waddle home, say, “You should smell the other guy”
Try that in MAGA town

Read a book with some real words in it
Go to Target, buy your kid Legos
You think you’re real smart, but here’s what you don’t know

Try that in MAGA town
Like Trump, we’ll talk tough and then back down
Thoughts and prayers no one else was around
We’ll get in your face, shit ourselves
Waddle home, say, “You should smell the other guy”
Try that in MAGA town

We don’t know why we’re so damn mad
Ain’t racist, but don’t be black
Try that in MAGA town
Try that in MAGA town

Try that in MAGA town
Like Trump, we’ll talk tough and then back down
Thoughts and prayers no one else was around
We’ll get in your face, shit ourselves
Waddle home, say, “You should smell the other guy”
Try that in MAGA town

Try that in MAGA town
Baa-baa
Try that in MAGA town