Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 151: "'Vote Out the Clowns' (parody based on the Bush song, 'Send in the Clowns')" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 151: "Vote Out the Clowns" (parody based on the Bush song, "Send in the Clowns")

Premiere Date: 5/7/21

Length: 3:57 (278 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/vote-out-the-clowns-parody-based-on-the-bush-song-send-in-the-clowns/

Transcript: 

“Vote Out the Clowns” (parody based on the Bush song, “Send in the Clowns”)

With hair as red as blood

A nose that grows and grows

They’re ‘bout to juggle lies

Blow balloons and the world

 

They smile, distract, and tease

Give the people what they all want to see

An’thing for money

Disguised to hide truth from land of the free

 

Jordan, Cruz, and Gaetz

Let’s vote out the clowns

So the circus isn’t here to stay

It’s not too late

To grab a pie

Throw it; squirt a flower in their face

Jordan, Cruz, and Gaetz

Let’s vote out the clowns

Let’s vote out the clowns

 

Their shoes are too big

Compensating for all their tiny dicks

Sporting their baggy pants

Trip on it, words, when they go on the attack

 

They fall and cry

And yell, “Those aren’t tears coming from our eyes”

They groan and sigh

As yuge puddles form under their flexed bis

 

Jordan, Cruz, and Gaetz

Let’s vote out the clowns

So the circus isn’t here to stay

It’s not too late

To grab a pie

Throw it; squirt a flower in their face

Jordan, Cruz, and Gaetz

Let’s vote out the clowns

Let’s vote out the clowns

 

Their show really sucks

They are ripping off all of us

Think we’re bunch of schmucks

It’s time we give f*cks instead of bucks

It’s time we give f*cks instead of bucks

 

Jordan, Cruz, and Gaetz

Let’s vote out the clowns

So the circus isn’t here to stay

 

Jordan, Cruz, and Gaetz

Let’s vote out the clowns

So the circus isn’t here to stay

Let’s vote out the clowns

Let’s vote out the clowns