The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

In case you're one of the billions who missed it, my latest book - Back to the Failure, where I satirize all the crazy-ass GQP 2020 election conspiracy theories in a Back-to-the-Future-esque manner, is now available! Joe Biden as Marty McFly, Dr. Fauci as Doc Brown, and Donald Trump as Biff (or Bo Riden, Dr. Franky Fukyall, and Ronald Chump, as they're named in the book)? Damn straight! Here's what others have said about it: - "I loved it! I laughed my ass off!" - " 👆 Excellent read, soon an NYT bestseller! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ " - "Whenever possible I’m trying to get your books out there. Even to MAGAs. I think that they really need to read your new book because it pokes fun at their stupid conspiracy theories lol." - "Just finished reading it! 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 for being clever and funny. Thanks, Craig!" You can check it out here. - https://amazon.com/Back-Failure-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1694910760&refineme...

I just received this comment on my latest book, Back to the Failure : - "Just finished reading it! 💥💥💥💥💥 for being clever and funny. Thanks, Craig!" The book can be found at the following links: Kindle ($3.99) - https://www.amazon.com/Back-Failure-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1694910760&refinements=p_27%3ACraig+Rozniecki&s=books&sr=1-1 Paperback ($7.77) - https://www.lulu.com/shop/craig-rozniecki/back-to-the-failure/paperback/product-m2d4q49.html?page=1&pageSize=4

In my latest book - Back to the Failure, I tackle all the crazy GQP 2020 election conspiracy theories with satire, told in a Back-to-the-Future-esque fashion. On Amazon, it's currently ranked:     #12 in 90-Minute Teen & Young Adult Short Reads     #40 in Humorous Dark Comedy     #50 in Humorous American Literature Here are what others have said about it:    - "I loved it! I laughed my ass off!"    - "👆Excellent read, soon an NYT bestseller!⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️" - "Whenever possible I’m trying to get your books out there. Even to MAGAs. I think that they really need to read your new book because it pokes fun at their stupid conspiracy theories lol." It's a quick read. Here is the Table of Contents: Chapter 1 - Once Upon a Time-Travel Chapter 2 - Zero Division in Subtracting Ad-dition Chapter 3 - Mess-Debate Chapter 4 - Counting Sheeple Chapter 5 - Definitive Evidence of the Word Chapter 6 - The Founding Fodders Chapter 7 - Goin...

Just a reminder I recently released a new book - Back to the Failure, where I take down the GQP's 2020 election conspiracy theories through satire. Here are what others have said about it: - "I loved it! I laughed my ass off!" - " 👆 Excellent read, soon an NYT bestseller! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ " - "Whenever possible I’m trying to get your books out there. Even to MAGAs. I think that they really need to read your new book because it pokes fun at their stupid conspiracy theories lol." The book can be found here. - https://www.amazon.com/Back-Failure-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1694910760&refinements=p_27%3ACraig+Rozniecki&s=books&sr=1-1 It's a quick read. Here is the Table of Contents: Chapter 1 - Once Upon a Time-Travel Chapter 2 - Zero Division in Subtracting Ad-dition Chapter 3 - Mess-Debate Chapter 4 - Counting Sheeple Chapter 5 - Definitive Evidence of the Word Chapter 6 - The Founding Fodders Chapter 7 - Going ...

I just received this comment on my books "Trumplandia" and "The Art of the Steal." - " 😍 You’re a funny dude, Craig! Love it!!" The books can be found here: https://www.amazon.com/Trumplandia-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B07QTDTRMK?ref_=ast_author_dp https://www.amazon.com/Art-Steal-Became-School-President-ebook/dp/B071F9TVRW?ref_=ast_author_dp

On Amazon, my latest book - Back to the Failure - is currently ranked: #71 in 90-Minute Teen & Young Adult Short Reads #81 in Humorous Dark Comedy #141 in American Humorous Fiction Come check it out! Let's get it into the top 50! Here are what others have said about it: - "I loved it! I laughed my ass off!" - " 👆 Excellent read, soon an NYT bestseller! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ " - "Whenever possible I’m trying to get your books out there. Even to MAGAs. I think that they really need to read your new book because it pokes fun at their stupid conspiracy theories lol." https://www.amazon.com/Back-Failure-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1694910760&refinements=p_27%3ACraig+Rozniecki&s=books&sr=1-1 #AuthorsOfTwitter #BookLovers

On Amazon, my latest book - Back to the Failure - is currently ranked: #81 in 90-Minute Teen & Young Adult Short Reads #82 in Humorous Dark Comedy #133 in Humorous American Literature Come check it out and help improve said rankings! Here are what others have said about it: - "I loved it! I laughed my ass off!" - " 👆 Excellent read, soon an NYT bestseller! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ " - "Whenever possible I’m trying to get your books out there. Even to MAGAs. I think that they really need to read your new book because it pokes fun at their stupid conspiracy theories lol."   The book can be found here. -  https://www.amazon.com/Back-Failure-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1694910760&refinements=p_27%3ACraig+Rozniecki&s=books&sr=1-1

My latest book, Back to the Failure - where I take down the GQP's 2020 election conspiracy theories through satire, is now available on paperback and Kindle! Paperback ($7.77) - https://www.lulu.com/shop/craig-rozniecki/back-to-the-failure/paperback/product-m2d4q49.html?page=1&pageSize=4 Kindle ($3.99) - https://www.amazon.com/Back-Failure-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1694910760&refinements=p_27%3ACraig+Rozniecki&s=books&sr=1-1 Here are what others have said of the book: - "I loved it! I laughed my ass off!" - " 👆 Excellent read, soon an NYT bestseller! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ " - "Whenever possible I’m trying to get your books out there. Even to MAGAs. I think that they really need to read your new book because it pokes fun at their stupid conspiracy theories lol."

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I just received the following comment on my latest book, "Back to the Failure": - "Whenever possible I’m trying to get your books out there. Even to MAGAs. I think that they really need to read your new book because it pokes fun at their stupid conspiracy theories lol." The book can be found here. - https://www.amazon.com/Back-Failure-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1694910760&refinements=p_27%3ACraig+Rozniecki&s=books&sr=1-1

I just received this comment on my latest book, Back to the Failure : - "👆Excellent read, soon an NYT bestseller! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️" The book can be found here. - https://www.amazon.com/Back-Failure-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1694910760&refinements=p_27%3ACraig+Rozniecki&s=books&sr=1-1

I have no evidence to prove any of this, but a lot of people are saying my new book, Back to the Failure, has received the following reactions: - "Well, it's not my daughter, so I don't want to hook up with it or anything." - Donald Trump - "I've never been a 'yes-man,' but my wife, Mother, doesn't approve, so I don't approve." - Mike Pence - "Now, I've tried this myself, so I know it works. If you chop the book up; inject half of it; and put the other half up your butt, you'll be cured of COVID." - RFK, Jr. - "More unpatriotic than anything I've ever done. True story. You can quote me on that." - Tommy Tuberville - "I've got four words for you: Hunter Biden!" - Marsha Blackburn - "Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit vaping." - Lauren Boebert - "It's all part of the deep-state. Obviously. I mean, are you kidding me? Words? Pages? Book things? He's just another one ...

My latest book, Back to the Failure , is now available! It's only $3.99 on Kindle! You can find it here. -  https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_20?crid=2QLD3LAR9CJLL&keywords=Rozniecki&qid=1694113869&sprefix=rozniecki%2Caps%2C122&sr=8-20 Here's a description of the book: Author, singer, and 3-time Twister spinner-wheel champion, Craig Rozniecki got so tired of hearing 2020 election conspiracy theories, he decided to illustrate the hilarious absurdity of them in his 20th book, Back to the Failure. In Back to the Failure, loosely based off the classic film trilogy Back to the Future, former Vice President and Senator Bo Riden (played by Joe Biden) and Dr. Frank Fukyall (played by Anthony Fauci) team up to rig the 2020 U.S. presidential election in the only even semi-plausible manner - via a time-traveling Prius. In a race against time and Riden's opponent, incumbent President Ronald Chump (played by Donald Trump), the tag-team travel to inve...

One lucky person got the chance to read my latest book, "Back to the Failure," prior to release (which is tomorrow).  In response to it, she said, and I quote, "I loved it! I laughed my ass off!" The book can be found here. - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_20?crid=2QLD3LAR9CJLL&keywords=Rozniecki&qid=1694113869&sprefix=rozniecki%2Caps%2C122&sr=8-20

My latest book, "Back to the Failure," is available for pre-order, and will be released tomorrow! It can be found here. - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_20?crid=2QLD3LAR9CJLL&keywords=Rozniecki&qid=1694113869&sprefix=rozniecki%2Caps%2C122&sr=8-20 Here's a description of it: Author, singer, and 3-time Twister spinner-wheel champion, Craig Rozniecki got so tired of hearing 2020 election conspiracy theories, he decided to illustrate the hilarious absurdity of them in his 20th book, Back to the Failure. In Back to the Failure, loosely based off the classic film trilogy Back to the Future, former Vice President and Senator Bo Riden (played by Joe Biden) and Dr. Frank Fukyall (played by Anthony Fauci) team up to rig the 2020 U.S. presidential election in the only even semi-plausible manner - via a time-traveling Prius. In a race against time and Riden's opponent, incumbent President Ronald Chump (played by Donald Trump), the tag-team...

I just received this comment on my parody "The Trumpanzees" (based on the Marilyn Manson song "The Nobodies"): - "Love it!" The song can be found here. - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-trumpanzees-parody-based-on-the-marilyn-manson-song-the-nobodies/

I received this comment on my parody "Try That In MAGA Town" (based on the Jason Aldean song "Try That In A Small Town"):  "Try That In MAGA Town": "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Good one." The song can be found here. -  https://music.apple.com/us/album/try-that-in-maga-town/1698857768?i=1698857769

I received the following comments on my parody "The Devil Went Down in Georgia" (based off the Charlie Daniels song "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"), which can be found here. - https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/09/the-devil-went-down-in-georgia-parody.html - "Thanks, I truly enjoyed that." - "I’ve been wanting to do the same thing myself… Using the video footage from today. Wish I had the talent." - "I like yours…" - "That was fun!" - "Love it!" - "Oh wow! Those are great! You are very talented ::blushy face hands out emoji ::" - "Haha! Hilarious!" - "And LOVE the parody."

“The Devil Went Down In Georgia” (parody based on the Charlie Daniels song “The Devil Went Down to Georgia”) The devil went down in Georgia He was lookin’ for some votes to steal He bitched and whined because he was way behind And he said the numbers weren’t real So, he found some like-minded ghouls and goblins who couldn’t count worth a shit A teacher gave ‘em a device with numbers on it; they said, “What the fuck is this?!?” So, the devil told Ghouliani, “Find this exact number” Ghouliani waddled, shit-faced, but said, “Hey, no problem!” The other ghouls and goblins followed - dumb as rocks, loyal to Satan Who was epically stupid himself; he just had all the power over them   The number - it is always in the last place you look Well, no shit there, Sherlock, but it doesn’t exist, so y’all are quite bigly fucked   The lil helpers scrounge around, till the cupboards are bare Only “Bad Dad” mugs are found, and the devil’s gettin’ scared Befor...