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My latest book, "Back to the Failure," is now available!

My latest book, Back to the Failure, is now available! It's only $3.99 on Kindle! You can find it here. - 

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_20?crid=2QLD3LAR9CJLL&keywords=Rozniecki&qid=1694113869&sprefix=rozniecki%2Caps%2C122&sr=8-20

Here's a description of the book:

Author, singer, and 3-time Twister spinner-wheel champion, Craig Rozniecki got so tired of hearing 2020 election conspiracy theories, he decided to illustrate the hilarious absurdity of them in his 20th book, Back to the Failure.

In Back to the Failure, loosely based off the classic film trilogy Back to the Future, former Vice President and Senator Bo Riden (played by Joe Biden) and Dr. Frank Fukyall (played by Anthony Fauci) team up to rig the 2020 U.S. presidential election in the only even semi-plausible manner - via a time-traveling Prius.

In a race against time and Riden's opponent, incumbent President Ronald Chump (played by Donald Trump), the tag-team travel to invent: The concept of counting, language, mail-in voting, the Constitution, COVID-19, and more! Will Vice President Riden and Dr. Fukyall be able to successfully rig the election, so Riden can take the reins as leader of the free world, or will Chump trump them? Find out in Rozniecki's latest book, Back to the Failure!

Before release, one individual was lucky enough to get a sneak-peek, and said of the book, "I loved it! I laughed my ass off!"

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