The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

Deludable Sheeple (parody based on the Marilyn Manson song, “The Beautiful People”)   And they don’t want you, but they do need you   With your vote, they can’t ever be beaten   It’s not your fault that they’re always wrong   It’s your fault that you always follow along   Deludable sheeple, d eludable sheeple   When you’re told to look through a peephole   “Don’t dare believe anything you see”   “Even when your inflatable doll pees”     There’s no time to research nor think   Just turn around, nod three times, and wink or blink     Hey, you, what can’t you see?   All your dumb, debunked conspiracies?   Hey you, remove the tinfoil please?   Masking your eyes just helps to spread the disease   (Duh, duh)     The dopes, they live in their own holes   The best determined who can dig the most   The dutiful sheeple, the dutiful sheeple   They’re moronic, blindfolded, ...

“He Wasn’t Called a Liar” (parody based off the Billy Joel song, “We Didn’t Start the Fire”)   Election stolen, fake votes, dead people, cunning folks   Rising up , eating ballots, zombie apocalypse   Conspiracy theories, Dominion, Faux News, defamation   Yuge tinfoil hats, bigly blackboards, snorting lines of “chalk”     Sharpies used, moving storms, can’t erase, penis drawn   Mother Nature, direction, from a magic black pen   Evil windmills, causing cancer, and killing whales   Climate-change, a Chinese hoax, humans free, until we float     He wasn’t called a liar   When his lips are moving, it’s bullsh *t he’s spewing   He wasn’t called a liar   They never tried to fight it, boarded to flight it     Taxes cut, for the rich, debts soar, a trickle-down crash   A 12 th Lexus, a blow-up doll, a 6 th mansion   Blame the poor, needing food, oxygen, shelter too   “Christians’” fingers cross...