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"Deludable Sheeple" (parody based on the Marilyn Manson song, "The Beautiful People")

Deludable Sheeple (parody based on the Marilyn Manson song, “The Beautiful People”) 

And they don’t want you, but they do need you 

With your vote, they can’t ever be beaten 

It’s not your fault that they’re always wrong 

It’s your fault that you always follow along 

Deludable sheeple, deludable sheeple 

When you’re told to look through a peephole 

“Don’t dare believe anything you see” 

“Even when your inflatable doll pees” 

 

There’s no time to research nor think 

Just turn around, nod three times, and wink or blink 

 

Hey, you, what can’t you see? 

All your dumb, debunked conspiracies? 

Hey you, remove the tinfoil please? 

Masking your eyes just helps to spread the disease 

(Duh, duh) 

 

The dopes, they live in their own holes 

The best determined who can dig the most 

The dutiful sheeple, the dutiful sheeple 

They’re moronic, blindfolded, in front of a peephole 

MAGA Trumpism has made it this way 

Truth forever tinted by some orange spray 

 

Hey, you, what can’t you see? 

All your dumb, debunked conspiracies? 

Hey you, remove the tinfoil please? 

Masking your eyes just helps to spread the disease 

 

There’s no time to research nor think 

Just turn around, nod three times, and wink or blink 

 

(Obey, obey, obey, obey) 

Deludable sheeple, deludable sheeple (duh) 

Deludable sheeple, deludable sheeple (duh) 

Deludable sheeple, deludable sheeple (duh) 

Deludable sheeple, deludable sheeple (duh) 

 

Hey, you, what can’t you see? 

All your dumb, debunked conspiracies? 

Hey you, remove the tinfoil please? 

Masking your eyes just helps to spread the disease 

Hey, you, what can’t you see? 

All your dumb, debunked conspiracies? 

Hey you, remove the tinfoil please? 

Masking your eyes just helps to spread the disease 

 

Deludable sheeple, deludable sheeple 

Deludable sheeple, deludable sheeple 

Deludable sheeple, deludable sheeple 

Deludable sheeple, deludable sheeple

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