The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

Fentanyl-related deaths 2022: 73,838 actual 2025: 258,000,000 projected by the Drumpf administration US population: 340,100,000

Average quarterly GDP Trump I: +2.5% Biden: +3.2% Trump implements tariffs globally. Trump II: -0.3% Trump blames Biden for the tariffs he implemented globally.

BREAKING NEWS: Due to Trump's disastrous first 100 days in office, Republicans have been instructed to post the following numbers: Truths told: 3 Times he made sense: 2 Hairpieces used: 0.5 Steps taken: 27 Said thank you to himself: 329 Slept when others thought he was praying: 48 Fantasized about Putin's abs: 9 Pretended to walk on water in a bathtub: 6 Correctly pointed to the U.S. on a U.S. map: 1 Said 'pardon': 1,500+

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I have created a T-shirt shop, which focuses on political humor, especially aimed at Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and the MAGA movement. It's still a work in progress, but the shop is called When Shirtz Hit the Fan; 50 different shirt designs are now available; and they can all be found and purchased at the two following links: Etsy https://www.etsy.com/shop/WhenShirtzHitTheFan?ref=seller-platform-mcnav Printify https://when-shirtz-hit-the-fan.printify.me/

The Top Ten Signs You're in the MAGA Cult 10. Whenever you get a haircut, you ask the stylist to place two dead squirrels on your head. 9. Your nickname in and outside of work is 'NDA.' 8. You step inside locker rooms, just to talk about grabbing pu$$y. 7. On your tombstone will read the epitaph, "Many people are saying..." 6. You've been fired from a daycare center for continually challenging 5-year-olds to arm-wrestle. 5. So ardently opposed to anything green, instead of watering the lawn, you sh*t on it. 4. You're less impressed by God creating the world in 6 days than you are by Trump destroying it in 2. 3. You constantly claim your mini-mushroom is the biggest. 2. Your FarmersOnly.com password is "tariff." 1. (drumroll) Instead of soap, you shower with bleach.

Donald Trump is the absolute worst when it comes to holiday greetings. Here's how I foresee said greetings over the next year. Memorial Day: "Happy Memorial Day to all the fine men who died for our country and the losers who are supposed to be at home giving birth to babies, while cooking us the best meatloaf this side of Michael Lee Aday, may he rest in peace. Good guy. He always proved the saying right, you really are what you eat. I'm the same way. The reason why I'm the most macho man in recorded history is because I eat nothing but Village People records." Juneteenth: "Happy whatever stupid day this is. What even is it? Like Black people invented June or something? Look, I like Black people. I once paid one to deliver me a few whoppers and diet Cokes. But, if anyone invented June, it was me, okay? I was born in June; I married my dear wife, Melanie, in a month that starts with 'j;' my middle name starts with 'j,' has 4 letters, and incl...

  All 40 of my anti-MAGA shirts (and counting) can now be found and purchased at my Etsy shop, found here! https://www.etsy.com/shop/WhenShirtzHitTheFan?ref=seller-platform-mcnav

The Top Ten Findings in Trump's Physical Exam on Friday 10. The scale was said to be more liberally-biased than MSDNC. 9. Due to how he alleges the doctors looked at and admired him, he claims to have been contacted about making the new workout video, "Beer Belly Abs of Steel." 8. He has been diagnosed with a unique skin condition, called Cheetosis Fulgaris. 7. Hearing? Adequate, but can't listen for sh*t. 6. Manfred Mann reportedly sang, "He was blinded by the right, warped out like a douche." 5. His poop sample showed he's literally full of bullsh*t. 4. It was noted, on a couple of occasions, his hair squeaked and asked for some nuts. 3. Based on the distance he walked in 1 minute, it's estimated it'd take him 47 days to walk a mile. 2. 250/200 is, by far, the highest IQ recorded in presidential history. 1. (drumroll) All his sperm were deemed to have committed suicide long ago, however there is some speculation they were pushed out a window.