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The Top Ten Signs You're in the MAGA Cult

The Top Ten Signs You're in the MAGA Cult
10. Whenever you get a haircut, you ask the stylist to place two dead squirrels on your head.
9. Your nickname in and outside of work is 'NDA.'
8. You step inside locker rooms, just to talk about grabbing pu$$y.
7. On your tombstone will read the epitaph, "Many people are saying..."
6. You've been fired from a daycare center for continually challenging 5-year-olds to arm-wrestle.
5. So ardently opposed to anything green, instead of watering the lawn, you sh*t on it.
4. You're less impressed by God creating the world in 6 days than you are by Trump destroying it in 2.
3. You constantly claim your mini-mushroom is the biggest.
2. Your FarmersOnly.com password is "tariff."
1. (drumroll) Instead of soap, you shower with bleach.

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