I've been quite active on Twitter over the past week, especially with regard to trending hashtags. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here -
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Trump: "When I said, 'If she weren't my daughter, I'd probably be dating her,' I misspoke. What I meant to say was if she was my daughter, I'd probably be dating her. Wait, no, that's not right either. Let me get back to you..."
#Wouldnt #Snark
953 Likes, 265 Retweets
2) Trump: "I said Mexicans are rapists. I misspoke. I meant to say they're rakists, like they rake leaves and stuff, probably illegally, but whatever. I'll build a wall and make them pay for it. Anyway, that's what I meant to say - rakists, bigly."
#Wouldnt #Snark
737 Likes, 233 Retweets
3) Following the Trump-Putin press conference at the #TreasonSummit, I feel like we should use the president's own words regarding the Muslim ban against him:
"We need a total shutdown of Trump entering our country until our representatives can find out what the hell is going on."
642 Likes, 274 Retweets
4) Trump: "When I said we were going to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it, I misspoke. What I meant to say was that we were going to build a mall and call it Texaco. I came up with that name all by myself. It's gonna be tremendous."
#Wouldnt #Snark
579 Likes, 187 Retweets
5) GOP worries
- Peter Strzok's text messages
- Hillary Clinton's emails
- Lisa Page's text messages
GOP non-worries
- Donald Trump bashing allies and cozying up to dictators
- Gun violence
- A foreign adversary attempting to undermine our democracy
#PeterStrzokHearing
394 Likes, 211 Retweets
6) Putin: "As a present, I'd like to give this soccer ball to President Trump."
Reporter: "What present did President Trump provide you?"
Putin: "Oh, he gave me his balls a long time ago."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
420 Likes, 141 Retweets
7) GOP: "Mr. Strzok, your behavior was despicable, your affair, your bias, everything. Now allow us to defend a man who bashes our allies, cozies up to dictators, lies constantly, and had an affair with a porn star in his third such marriage."
#PeterStrzokHearing
388 Likes, 165 Retweets
8) Patriotism is the support of one's country, not of one's president. When a president doesn't support their country, it's unpatriotic to support them. Donald Trump doesn't support the United States.
#TreasonSummit
355 Likes, 150 Retweets
9) Dear Trumpsters:
What's more offensive, NFL players protesting police brutality by taking a knee during the National Anthem or the president constantly siding and standing with Russia over the United States?
#TreasonSummit #TakeAKnee
342 Likes, 160 Retweets
10) Donald Trump is a member of the Republican Party.
Donald Trump represents Russia.
Therefore the Republican Party represents Russia.
#TreasonSummit
303 Likes, 117 Retweets
11) Candidate A
- No ties to foreign oligarchs
- Released tax returns
- Black
Candidate B
- Has many ties to foreign oligarchs
- Never released tax returns
- White
Guess which of the two was pressured to prove their birth certificate. Hint: It wasn't B...
#TreasonSummit
314 Likes, 101 Retweets
12) Trump: "When I said 'covfefe,' I misspoke. What I meant to say was... Wait, no, that was right. Covfefe, yeah, that's what I meant."
#Wouldnt #Snark
310 Likes, 40 Retweets
13) Trump: "I think you all misheard me. First, delete every recording of what I actually said and just listen to me now. What I said was, 'There weren't fine people on both sides, both sides,' believe me!"
#Wouldnt #Snark
258 Likes, 69 Retweets
14) Obama bows to an ally
Trumpsters: "Traitor!"
Trump sells us out to an adversary
Trumpsters: "MAGA!"
#TreasonSummit
229 Likes, 83 Retweets
15) Reporter: "Did you sell out America to Russia?"
Trump: "Yes, but Hillary's emails..."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
210 Likes, 96 Retweets
16) GOP: "Peter Strzok, we would like you to sit for several hours, hear us constantly insult you, defend Vladimir Putin, and fire off wild conspiracy theories, all the while not letting you get a word in. Sound good? Good. It's a date."
#PeterStrzokHearing
211 Likes, 78 Retweets
17) Hillary Clinton: "Donald, do you know which team you play for?"
Allow me to answer that: Russia, as do his supporters.
#TreasonSummit
207 Likes, 81 Retweets
18) Trump supporters: "Did you hear what Putin said? Russia sent $400 million to Hillary!"
First of all, that claim has been debunked. But here are members of the GOP believing a notorious-lying Russian dictator over American intelligence. Let that sink in...
#TreasonSummit
209 Likes, 78 Retweets
19) Given what happened today, the GOP might as well call themselves the KGB.
#TreasonSummit
182 Likes, 61 Retweets
20) Peter Strzok sends texts critical of Donald Trump
GOP: "We need to hold him to a higher standard!"
Donald Trump has an affair with a porn star while bragging about sexually assaulting women & tweeting "covfefe"
GOP: "OMG! He's so presidential!"
#PeterStrzokHearing
169 Likes, 72 Retweets
21) This hearing is about one thing - the GOP attempting to taint the Mueller investigation, but here are the facts:
- There have been 5 guilty pleas
- 18 others have been indicted
- Mueller, Comey, & Rosenstein are not Democrats
- The GOP is in serious trouble
#PeterStrzok
156 Likes, 66 Retweets
22) Next to Putin
Trump: "I don't see why it would be Russia."
Away from Putin
Trump: "I don't see why it wouldn't be Russia."
Ah, that clears it up - just that, when in Vladimir Putin's presence, you're the "bigliest" snowflake of all.
#TreasonSummit
156 Likes, 58 Retweets
23) Trump: "I misspoke yesterday. I'm here today to read off these heartfelt words that were written for me by someone else to clarify what I meant to say. Two words: Wouldn't, not would. Is that 2 or 3? Whatever. So heartfelt. This is my Hallmark card."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
143 Likes, 56 Retweets
24) Trump: "When I said Paul Manafort was a good man. I misspoke. I meant to say that Paul Simon is a good man. Big difference. Big difference, folks."
#Wouldnt #Snark
161 Likes, 36 Retweets
25) Trump: "When I said I hired the best people, I misspoke. What I meant to say was that I have the best peephole. It's so tremendous, you wouldn't believe it, and not creepy at all, believe me."
#Wouldnt #Snark
158 Likes, 37 Retweets
26) Trump: "When I left, everybody was thrilled."
Well, yeah...
#TreasonSummit
161 Likes, 26 Retweets
27) BREAKING NEWS: "Due to today's press conference, congressional Republicans have all vowed to do what's necessary to be handed soccer balls by Vladimir Putin"
#TreasonSummit #Snark
137 Likes, 49 Retweets
28) Trump: "Where is the server? What is on the server? What even is a server? Is the server male or female? Is she like a 10? Does she work at Trump Grille? Will she serve me a taco bowl when we get done here? So many questions, folks. So many questions."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
142 Likes, 37 Retweets
29) So long as Donald Trump is president, we might as well be playing the Russian anthem at sporting events. Due to that, it'd be disrespectful to our men and women in uniform not to take a knee. Just sayin'...
#12Russians #Mueller
114 Likes, 39 Retweets
30) Trump: "Putin was very strong in what he said to me, so I believe him. He said things like:
- The Earth is flat, but round. He called it 'flound.'
- Crimea is just a show - 'True Crimea.'
- His birth name is Aye Gotcha."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
118 Likes, 32 Retweets
31) Goodlatte: "This is about equality under the law, which we in the GOP stand for. The lone exceptions are: Gays, blacks, Muslims, Mexicans, women, veterans, disabled, lower-class, middle-class, liberals, moderates, lesbians, students, kids, elders, trans, etc."
#PeterStrzokHearing
101 Likes, 48 Retweets
32) Trump: "I said I liked to grab women by the p*ssy. I misspoke. What I meant to say was I like to grab women by the fishy. I like fish, really like fish, and love women who have fish. I had a fish once. His name was P*ssy."
#Wouldnt #Snark
116 Likes, 32 Retweets
33) Thomas Massie (KY Rep.) on MSNBC: "If you ask me if I'm with the U.S. or Russia, what's the difference? We're like twins. Sure, I'll go with Russia. It's the American thing to do."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
88 Likes, 56 Retweets
34) Trump: "When I said some Mexicans are good people, I misspoke. What I meant to say was... Give me a second to read what I didn't write but have in front of me. Okay, yeah, what I meant to say was some Mexicans are crude people. Whatever that means, I mean it."
#Wouldnt #Snark
105 Likes, 29 Retweets
35) Tom Reed (NY Rep) on MSNBC: "I don't know what a red herring is, but I'm going to use the term multiple times to try and sound smart and ignore the question, even though it makes me sound stupid."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
100 Likes, 30 Retweets
36) Trump: "I'm gonna let the president (motioning toward Putin) answer that question." Yes, this just happened...
#TreasonSummit
86 Likes, 38 Retweets
37) Trump: "When I said Barack Obama created ISIS, I misspoke. I meant to say he found that British band Oasis. You remember them? They have that song 'Wonderballs' or whatever it is. Good stuff."
#Wouldnt #Snark
97 Likes, 25 Retweets
38) Trump: "I misspoke when I told some people at my peaceful rally, 'Knock the crap out of him!' What I meant to say was, 'Knock the crab out of him!,' because he was choking on a piece of delicious Trump crab & needed the Heinie maneuver or whatever it's called."
#Whatever #Snark
97 Likes, 22 Retweets
39) Headline: "Roy Moore threatens to file lawsuit against Sacha Baron Cohen"
Translation: "Pedophile threatens to file lawsuit against comedian for dishonoring his name"
#RoyMoore
88 Likes, 27 Retweets
40) Trump backtrack #2
A reporter asked him if Russia was still trying to interfere with US elections. He looked right in her eyes and said, "No." He didn't say, "No more questions." He was answering the reporter's question with a firm no. Period.
#TreasonSummit
71 Likes, 40 Retweets
41) Democrats: "Release the transcripts. Let Americans know the truth."
#Goodlatte: "No"
Dems: "Why?"
Goodlatte: "Because I said so."
Dems: "What kind of reason is that?"
Goodlatte: "The best kind"
Dems: "How?"
Goodlatte: "Because I said so."
#PeterStrzok #Snark
66 Likes, 42 Retweets
42) My Monday psychic vision:
After seeing the incredible blowback from his press conference with Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump will soon blame his poor performance on bone spurs.
#TreasonSummit
76 Likes, 26 Retweets
43) It's kind of funny Republicans are contending #PeterStrzok's bias affected his decisions while in the FBI, as the only reason for this hearing is the GOP's bias.
69 Likes, 31 Retweets
44) #TreyGowdy: "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to, whine if I want to, lie if I want to. You would cry too if it happened to you."
#PeterStrzokHearing #Snark
71 Likes, 23 Retweets
44) 1987
Republican Ronald Reagan: "Russian leader, tear down this wall!"
2018
Republican Donald Trump: "Russian leader, let me rub your balls!"
#12Russians #Snark
71 Likes, 23 Retweets
46) You can't spell "Putin's #TreasonSummit" without "Trump."
68 Likes, 24 Retweets
46) Trump: "When I said North Korea had agreed to denuclearization, I misspoke. What I meant to say was that they agreed to nuke food. I nuke food sometimes. I make the best nuked food, believe me."
#Wouldnt #Snark
79 Likes, 13 Retweets
48) Trump: "People are saying I'm in Putin's pocket. So what? It's a nice pocket - very big and comfortable. Not only does Russia have the best hookers, they have the best pockets."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
71 Likes, 20 Retweets
49) BREAKING NEWS: "After Donald Trump gave his balls to Vladimir Putin many years ago, Putin hands him a (soccer) ball"
#TreasonSummit #Snark
62 Likes, 28 Retweets
50) Trump: "When I called some countries sh*tholes, I misspoke. What I had wanted to say was, 'Countries are like sh*tholes - everyone's got one.' True story. True story, people."
#Wouldnt #Snark
71 Likes, 17 Retweets
50) Trump: "When I said that Megyn Kelly had blood coming out of her 'wherever,' I misspoke. I meant to say she had food coming out of her wherever. That's better, right? How do women eat again?"
#Wouldnt #Snark
72 Likes, 16 Retweets
52) Trump: "Here's my full quote: 'I love drugs. I smoke, snort, shoot, even inhale through my ears. Having said that, on my bucket list would be getting high with Willie Nelson.' What I meant to say was wouldn't get high w/him. That should clear everything up."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
64 Likes, 19 Retweets
53) Trump: "So you think Russia interfered with our election? Then let's allow them to investigate the matter for us to find out the real truth. On the topic of Russian collusion, who could be more unbiased than the Russians? I mean, seriously?"
#TreasonSummit #Snark
53 Likes, 28 Retweets
54) The way things are going, pretty soon the headlines are going to read, "Not Fake News: We Have a Fake President."
#12Russians #Mueller
61 Likes, 19 Retweets
54) Trump: "When I recommended Ohio as the city for our convention, I misspoke. What I meant to say was Idaho. Such a beautiful city - Idaho. They have the best tomatoes there! It's not even close!"
#Wouldnt #Snark
68 Likes, 12 Retweets
56) Trebek: "The answer is '35 indictments through Friday the 13th of 2018.'"
Contestant: "What is anything but a fake probe or investigation?"
Trebek: "That is correct!"
#12Russians #Snark
58 Likes, 21 Retweets
56) BREAKING NEWS: "In light of the latest Mueller indictments, the GOP will now be called The Russian Party or the FUSA party."
#12Russians #Mueller
60 Likes, 19 Retweets
56) Day 1
Trump: "I don't trust our intelligence."
Day 2
Trump: "I trust our intelligence."
Day 3
Trump: "I don't trust our intelligence."
It seems the only thing with which Donald Trump is consistent is his inconsistency...
#TreasonSummit
64 Likes, 15 Retweets
59) Headline: #SarahPalin gets punked by Borat"
Trump: "Borat? Isn't that in Lebanon? If so, I have the best connections with Borat, like bigly good."
#Snark
67 Likes, 10 Retweets
60) Well, if there's one thing Donald Trump is right about, it's that there is a witch hunt. He leading it.
#PeterStrzokHearing
61 Likes, 15 Retweets
61) Trump: "When I told two hookers to pee on each other, I misspoke. What I really meant to say was put honey and bees on each other. Simple mistake. It happens every day."
#Wouldnt #Snark
63 Likes, 12 Retweets
61) Donald Trump hasn't been coy about coining nicknames for people: Little rocketman, lyin' Ted, little Marco, etc. After today's press conference, I think it's about time Vladimir Putin gives Trump a nickname: Precious little lyin' snowflake Donny.
#TreasonSummit
52 Likes, 23 Retweets
63) Trump: "When I said the media was our greatest enemy, I misspoke. I meant to say that the media is the #1 cause of people needing enemas. That's a fact, folks. Look it up. Don't give me those disgusted looks. Just telling it like it is, people."
#Wouldnt #Snark
56 Likes, 14 Retweets
64) Trump: "I'm gonna paint Air Force One red, white, and blue. It's gonna be incredible!"
Interesting... You know whose flag that sounds like? Russia's.
#TreasonSummit #Snark
54 Likes, 13 Retweets
65) Trump: "When I said there's blame on both sides, I misspoke. I meant to say both sides were lame. There is a difference, you know? I don't always lame the blame on the lay, trust me. Wait, did I say that right? Whatever. You're welcome."
#Wouldnt #Snark
46 Likes, 19 Retweets
65) Reporter: "Do you trust Russia or the U.S. more?"
Trump: "Russia every time. It's like I always said, 'Putin America first.'"
#TreasonSummit #Snark
51 Likes, 14 Retweets
65) Day 1
Trump: "I'm in love with Vladimir Putin."
Day 2
Trump: "I meant to say I'm not in love with Vladimir Putin."
Day 3
Trump: "Didn't things go great on Day 1?"
#TreasonSummit #Wouldnt #Snark
53 Likes, 12 Retweets
68) Tweeting With the Enemy
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
57 Likes, 7 Retweets
69) #Goodlatte: "America is the freest country in the history of the world. Having said that, FBI agents cannot have opinions."
#PeterStrzok #Snark
46 Likes, 17 Retweets
70) Obama's non-apology "apology tour"
Trumpsters: "So weak!"
Trump's sell-America-out tour
Trumpsters: "Such a good businessman! Bigly!"
#TreasonSummit #Snark
43 Likes, 18 Retweets
70) Trump: "Okay, so I may have misspoke when I said I didn't know Steve Bannon before the campaign. What I meant to say was I didn't blow him before the campaign. That's 100% true. Ask anyone."
#Wouldnt #Snark
50 Likes, 11 Retweets
72) Russia committed an act of (cyber)terrorism. Can you imagine if ISIS disrupted our elections w/a different kind of terrorism & Trump reacted similarly?
Trump: "ISIS said they didn't do it. I don't see why they would. There are people to blame on both sides."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
46 Likes, 13 Retweets
73) During the #TreasonSummit, every time Trump spoke, it appeared as though Putin was looking at him and controlling his every thought. As a matter of fact, he looked like a... Donald, maybe you can help me with this one...
44 Likes, 14 Retweets
74) Trump: "There's all this talk about 35 indictments. Who cares? I'm the 45th president and last I heard, 45 is greater than 35. So yeah, I'm still winning, bigly, believe me!"
#12Russians #Snark
40 Likes, 17 Retweets
75) If Trump's one word was misspoke: "President Putin said it wasn't Russia. I don't see any reason why it wouldn't be. I have great confidence in my intelligence people, but President Putin was very convincing & gave us a tremendous offer. He's incredible."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
39 Likes, 17 Retweets
76) Gone With the Spin
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
47 Likes, 7 Retweets
77) Trump: "When I said I was the 1st to come up with the phrase 'Make America Great Again,' I misspoke. What I meant to say was that I was like one of the 1% of people in American history to say that phrase, so like the 20 millionth person. That's just like the 1st."
#Wouldnt #Snark
36 Likes, 12 Retweets
77) The modern-day Republican Party: Praise adversaries; bash allies; negotiate with dictators; build walls with neighbors, but continually display shiny objects for their base.
#12Russians #Mueller
37 Likes, 11 Retweets
79) Trump: "I may have misspoke when I said I didn't know anything about David Duke. What I meant to say was I never wore a Duke baseball cap while watching 'Dukes of Hazzard,' as 'Duke of Earl' was playing, with David Duke. It never will happen either, believe me."
#Wouldnt #Snark
41 Likes, 5 Retweets
80) If the #TreasonSummit were a drinking game where one had to take a shot every time Trump or Putin lied, he'd/she'd be drunk in record time.
31 Likes, 14 Retweets
80) Six Degrees of Exaggeration (or Manipulation)
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
39 Likes, 6 Retweets
82) GOP: "It doesn't matter how many guilty pleas there are! It matters how the probe started. We in the Republican Party are perfectionists on how we start processes. Just look at the Iraq War. Oh, wait..."
#PeterStrzokHearing #Snark
31 Likes, 13 Retweets
83) NRA/GOP: "The only way to stop bad guys with guns is arming pre-schoolers with guns."
#WhoIsAmerica #Snark
34 Likes, 9 Retweets
84) More
Democrats: "We want the truth!"
Republicans: "We can't handle the truth!"
#PeterStrzok #Snark
29 Likes, 13 Retweets
84) GOP: "Kids are very impressionable, which is why violent movies, music, and video games are so bad for them. These things all drive them to violence. How do we solve this? Simple - give them guns. Let's make 'Show and Tell' 'Show and Shoot.'"
#WhoIsAmerica #Snark
33 Likes, 9 Retweets
84) The Sick Sense
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
38 Likes, 4 Retweets
87) Trump: "I misspoke when I said that Chicago had the strongest gun laws in the nation. What I meant to say was they have the strongest bun laws in the nation. Come on, nobody's tougher about their hot dog buns than Chicago!"
#Wouldnt #Snark
34 Likes, 6 Retweets
88) Trump: "There's this magic I have, where, if I shake hands with a dictator, they like automatically undictate. They're dictatorless or whatever. It's the craziest thing. Just look at Jong Un and now Putin. My handshake brings world peace."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
29 Likes, 10 Retweets
88) It's funny how, after seeing a baby blimp of himself, Donald Trump cries like a baby.
#SnowflakeTrump
30 Likes, 9 Retweets
88) Trump: "When, talking about Carly Fiorina, I said, 'Look at that face,' I misspoke. What I meant to say was I bet she cooks a good pig's face. That's my favorite dish. I mean, who doesn't like pig's face? I mean, seriously?"
#Wouldnt #Snark
36 Likes, 3 Retweets
91) Trump: "Between the 35 indictments and 5 guilty pleas proving there was collusion, there have been no signs of collusion. I ran a brilliant campaign. Calling Mexicans rapists, grabbing women by the p*ssy, just a brilliant campaign."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
25 Likes, 13 Retweets
91) Trump: "When I called NFL players sons of b*tches, I misspoke. I meant to call them yuge sons of b*tches. You see how big those guys are? Those are some seriously big sons of b*tches. Well, anyway, I hope they stop protesting now."
#Wouldnt #Snark
33 Likes, 5 Retweets
93) Trump: "I'm gonna spend $4 billion on painting Air Force One red, white, and blue."
Of course you are...
#TreasonSummit #Snark
25 Likes, 12 Retweets
94) Two Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
32 Likes, 3 Retweets
95) Trump: "When I said blacks kill 81% of white homicide victims, I misspoke. I meant to say they kill 8.1% of white homicide victims. Yeah, decimals are stupid."
#Wouldnt #Snark
28 Likes, 5 Retweets
96) Trump: "You see? I told you there'd be so much winning!," then mumbling, "...for Vladimir Putin..."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
28 Likes, 4 Retweets
97) Trump: "I never said I agreed with Putin. He said there was no collusion; our intelligence people basically said there was, and there wasn't. So, yeah..."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
22 Likes, 8 Retweets
98) Vladimir Putin's reaction to today's hearing
#PeterStrzokHearing
21 Likes, 7 Retweets
99) Trump: "Things got off to a very good start. Some people use oils. I rubbed some Trump vodka on Mr. Putin. It works tremendously, believe me! His back spasms should let up a little bit and be completely gone after two to three more appointments with me."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
19 Likes, 7 Retweets
100) Trump: "When I said Hillary Clinton would make a good president, I misspoke. I meant to say that she has a good fresh scent. She must shower or something."
#Wouldnt #Snark
23 Likes, 2 Retweets
101) The Shape of Betrayal
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
21 Likes, 3 Retweets
102) Trump: "After a foreign nation invades our country to help me win an election, I'll keep us safe from foreign nations invading us, I promise you!"
#12Russians #Snark
17 Likes, 6 Retweets
103) The Douche Brothers
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
21 Likes, 1 Retweet
104) #SarahPalin: "Oh my God, you so tricked me!"
#Snark
19 Likes, 2 Retweets
104) Psychos (featuring the golden shower scene)
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
19 Likes, 2 Retweets
106) Trump backtrack #1
He said, in a nonchalant manner, "Putin denied Russia having any involvement & I don't know why they would." This is a guy who has repeatedly yelled, "Wrong!" when disagreeing with a person. He essentially said, "I agree with Putin." Period.
#TreasonSummit
13 Likes, 6 Retweets
107) The Trump-Putin relationship reminds me of a scene from the film "The Distinguished Gentleman":
Jeff Johnson (Donald Trump): "I'm not Dick Dodge's (Vladimir Putin's) yes-man. When Dick (Vlad) says no, I say no."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
13 Likes, 5 Retweets
108) The Vegas odds are currently 1 : 1 that Putin and Trump will make out within the next 5 minutes.
#TreasonSummit #Snark
13 Likes, 2 Retweets
108) Trump: "I have great confidence in my intelligence people. They are like so intelligence, much more intelligencer than other intelligence people, believe me!"
#TreasonSummit #Snark
14 Likes, 1 Retweet
108) The Delusionists
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
15 Likes, 0 Retweets
111) My Best Friend's Abetting
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
13 Likes, 1 Retweet
111) Major League As*holes
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
13 Likes, 1 Retweet
113) About Last Decade...
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
8 Likes, 3 Retweets
114) I Know What You Did Many Summers
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
10 Likes, 0 Retweets
115) P.P. (Tapes)
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
7 Likes, 2 Retweets
115) Conning in America
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
9 Likes, 0 Retweets
117) When Donny Paid Vlady
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
7 Likes, 1 Retweet
118) Ball-less Monsters
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
5 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 12,708 Likes, 4,313 (Averages of 107.7 Likes and 36.6 Retweets)
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Trump: "When I said, 'If she weren't my daughter, I'd probably be dating her,' I misspoke. What I meant to say was if she was my daughter, I'd probably be dating her. Wait, no, that's not right either. Let me get back to you..."
#Wouldnt #Snark
953 Likes, 265 Retweets
2) Trump: "I said Mexicans are rapists. I misspoke. I meant to say they're rakists, like they rake leaves and stuff, probably illegally, but whatever. I'll build a wall and make them pay for it. Anyway, that's what I meant to say - rakists, bigly."
#Wouldnt #Snark
737 Likes, 233 Retweets
3) Following the Trump-Putin press conference at the #TreasonSummit, I feel like we should use the president's own words regarding the Muslim ban against him:
"We need a total shutdown of Trump entering our country until our representatives can find out what the hell is going on."
642 Likes, 274 Retweets
4) Trump: "When I said we were going to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it, I misspoke. What I meant to say was that we were going to build a mall and call it Texaco. I came up with that name all by myself. It's gonna be tremendous."
#Wouldnt #Snark
579 Likes, 187 Retweets
5) GOP worries
- Peter Strzok's text messages
- Hillary Clinton's emails
- Lisa Page's text messages
GOP non-worries
- Donald Trump bashing allies and cozying up to dictators
- Gun violence
- A foreign adversary attempting to undermine our democracy
#PeterStrzokHearing
394 Likes, 211 Retweets
6) Putin: "As a present, I'd like to give this soccer ball to President Trump."
Reporter: "What present did President Trump provide you?"
Putin: "Oh, he gave me his balls a long time ago."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
420 Likes, 141 Retweets
7) GOP: "Mr. Strzok, your behavior was despicable, your affair, your bias, everything. Now allow us to defend a man who bashes our allies, cozies up to dictators, lies constantly, and had an affair with a porn star in his third such marriage."
#PeterStrzokHearing
388 Likes, 165 Retweets
8) Patriotism is the support of one's country, not of one's president. When a president doesn't support their country, it's unpatriotic to support them. Donald Trump doesn't support the United States.
#TreasonSummit
355 Likes, 150 Retweets
9) Dear Trumpsters:
What's more offensive, NFL players protesting police brutality by taking a knee during the National Anthem or the president constantly siding and standing with Russia over the United States?
#TreasonSummit #TakeAKnee
342 Likes, 160 Retweets
10) Donald Trump is a member of the Republican Party.
Donald Trump represents Russia.
Therefore the Republican Party represents Russia.
#TreasonSummit
303 Likes, 117 Retweets
11) Candidate A
- No ties to foreign oligarchs
- Released tax returns
- Black
Candidate B
- Has many ties to foreign oligarchs
- Never released tax returns
- White
Guess which of the two was pressured to prove their birth certificate. Hint: It wasn't B...
#TreasonSummit
314 Likes, 101 Retweets
12) Trump: "When I said 'covfefe,' I misspoke. What I meant to say was... Wait, no, that was right. Covfefe, yeah, that's what I meant."
#Wouldnt #Snark
310 Likes, 40 Retweets
13) Trump: "I think you all misheard me. First, delete every recording of what I actually said and just listen to me now. What I said was, 'There weren't fine people on both sides, both sides,' believe me!"
#Wouldnt #Snark
258 Likes, 69 Retweets
14) Obama bows to an ally
Trumpsters: "Traitor!"
Trump sells us out to an adversary
Trumpsters: "MAGA!"
#TreasonSummit
229 Likes, 83 Retweets
15) Reporter: "Did you sell out America to Russia?"
Trump: "Yes, but Hillary's emails..."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
210 Likes, 96 Retweets
16) GOP: "Peter Strzok, we would like you to sit for several hours, hear us constantly insult you, defend Vladimir Putin, and fire off wild conspiracy theories, all the while not letting you get a word in. Sound good? Good. It's a date."
#PeterStrzokHearing
211 Likes, 78 Retweets
17) Hillary Clinton: "Donald, do you know which team you play for?"
Allow me to answer that: Russia, as do his supporters.
#TreasonSummit
207 Likes, 81 Retweets
18) Trump supporters: "Did you hear what Putin said? Russia sent $400 million to Hillary!"
First of all, that claim has been debunked. But here are members of the GOP believing a notorious-lying Russian dictator over American intelligence. Let that sink in...
#TreasonSummit
209 Likes, 78 Retweets
19) Given what happened today, the GOP might as well call themselves the KGB.
#TreasonSummit
182 Likes, 61 Retweets
20) Peter Strzok sends texts critical of Donald Trump
GOP: "We need to hold him to a higher standard!"
Donald Trump has an affair with a porn star while bragging about sexually assaulting women & tweeting "covfefe"
GOP: "OMG! He's so presidential!"
#PeterStrzokHearing
169 Likes, 72 Retweets
21) This hearing is about one thing - the GOP attempting to taint the Mueller investigation, but here are the facts:
- There have been 5 guilty pleas
- 18 others have been indicted
- Mueller, Comey, & Rosenstein are not Democrats
- The GOP is in serious trouble
#PeterStrzok
156 Likes, 66 Retweets
22) Next to Putin
Trump: "I don't see why it would be Russia."
Away from Putin
Trump: "I don't see why it wouldn't be Russia."
Ah, that clears it up - just that, when in Vladimir Putin's presence, you're the "bigliest" snowflake of all.
#TreasonSummit
156 Likes, 58 Retweets
23) Trump: "I misspoke yesterday. I'm here today to read off these heartfelt words that were written for me by someone else to clarify what I meant to say. Two words: Wouldn't, not would. Is that 2 or 3? Whatever. So heartfelt. This is my Hallmark card."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
143 Likes, 56 Retweets
24) Trump: "When I said Paul Manafort was a good man. I misspoke. I meant to say that Paul Simon is a good man. Big difference. Big difference, folks."
#Wouldnt #Snark
161 Likes, 36 Retweets
25) Trump: "When I said I hired the best people, I misspoke. What I meant to say was that I have the best peephole. It's so tremendous, you wouldn't believe it, and not creepy at all, believe me."
#Wouldnt #Snark
158 Likes, 37 Retweets
26) Trump: "When I left, everybody was thrilled."
Well, yeah...
#TreasonSummit
161 Likes, 26 Retweets
27) BREAKING NEWS: "Due to today's press conference, congressional Republicans have all vowed to do what's necessary to be handed soccer balls by Vladimir Putin"
#TreasonSummit #Snark
137 Likes, 49 Retweets
28) Trump: "Where is the server? What is on the server? What even is a server? Is the server male or female? Is she like a 10? Does she work at Trump Grille? Will she serve me a taco bowl when we get done here? So many questions, folks. So many questions."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
142 Likes, 37 Retweets
29) So long as Donald Trump is president, we might as well be playing the Russian anthem at sporting events. Due to that, it'd be disrespectful to our men and women in uniform not to take a knee. Just sayin'...
#12Russians #Mueller
114 Likes, 39 Retweets
30) Trump: "Putin was very strong in what he said to me, so I believe him. He said things like:
- The Earth is flat, but round. He called it 'flound.'
- Crimea is just a show - 'True Crimea.'
- His birth name is Aye Gotcha."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
118 Likes, 32 Retweets
31) Goodlatte: "This is about equality under the law, which we in the GOP stand for. The lone exceptions are: Gays, blacks, Muslims, Mexicans, women, veterans, disabled, lower-class, middle-class, liberals, moderates, lesbians, students, kids, elders, trans, etc."
#PeterStrzokHearing
101 Likes, 48 Retweets
32) Trump: "I said I liked to grab women by the p*ssy. I misspoke. What I meant to say was I like to grab women by the fishy. I like fish, really like fish, and love women who have fish. I had a fish once. His name was P*ssy."
#Wouldnt #Snark
116 Likes, 32 Retweets
33) Thomas Massie (KY Rep.) on MSNBC: "If you ask me if I'm with the U.S. or Russia, what's the difference? We're like twins. Sure, I'll go with Russia. It's the American thing to do."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
88 Likes, 56 Retweets
34) Trump: "When I said some Mexicans are good people, I misspoke. What I meant to say was... Give me a second to read what I didn't write but have in front of me. Okay, yeah, what I meant to say was some Mexicans are crude people. Whatever that means, I mean it."
#Wouldnt #Snark
105 Likes, 29 Retweets
35) Tom Reed (NY Rep) on MSNBC: "I don't know what a red herring is, but I'm going to use the term multiple times to try and sound smart and ignore the question, even though it makes me sound stupid."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
100 Likes, 30 Retweets
36) Trump: "I'm gonna let the president (motioning toward Putin) answer that question." Yes, this just happened...
#TreasonSummit
86 Likes, 38 Retweets
37) Trump: "When I said Barack Obama created ISIS, I misspoke. I meant to say he found that British band Oasis. You remember them? They have that song 'Wonderballs' or whatever it is. Good stuff."
#Wouldnt #Snark
97 Likes, 25 Retweets
38) Trump: "I misspoke when I told some people at my peaceful rally, 'Knock the crap out of him!' What I meant to say was, 'Knock the crab out of him!,' because he was choking on a piece of delicious Trump crab & needed the Heinie maneuver or whatever it's called."
#Whatever #Snark
97 Likes, 22 Retweets
39) Headline: "Roy Moore threatens to file lawsuit against Sacha Baron Cohen"
Translation: "Pedophile threatens to file lawsuit against comedian for dishonoring his name"
#RoyMoore
88 Likes, 27 Retweets
40) Trump backtrack #2
A reporter asked him if Russia was still trying to interfere with US elections. He looked right in her eyes and said, "No." He didn't say, "No more questions." He was answering the reporter's question with a firm no. Period.
#TreasonSummit
71 Likes, 40 Retweets
41) Democrats: "Release the transcripts. Let Americans know the truth."
#Goodlatte: "No"
Dems: "Why?"
Goodlatte: "Because I said so."
Dems: "What kind of reason is that?"
Goodlatte: "The best kind"
Dems: "How?"
Goodlatte: "Because I said so."
#PeterStrzok #Snark
66 Likes, 42 Retweets
42) My Monday psychic vision:
After seeing the incredible blowback from his press conference with Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump will soon blame his poor performance on bone spurs.
#TreasonSummit
76 Likes, 26 Retweets
43) It's kind of funny Republicans are contending #PeterStrzok's bias affected his decisions while in the FBI, as the only reason for this hearing is the GOP's bias.
69 Likes, 31 Retweets
44) #TreyGowdy: "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to, whine if I want to, lie if I want to. You would cry too if it happened to you."
#PeterStrzokHearing #Snark
71 Likes, 23 Retweets
44) 1987
Republican Ronald Reagan: "Russian leader, tear down this wall!"
2018
Republican Donald Trump: "Russian leader, let me rub your balls!"
#12Russians #Snark
71 Likes, 23 Retweets
46) You can't spell "Putin's #TreasonSummit" without "Trump."
68 Likes, 24 Retweets
46) Trump: "When I said North Korea had agreed to denuclearization, I misspoke. What I meant to say was that they agreed to nuke food. I nuke food sometimes. I make the best nuked food, believe me."
#Wouldnt #Snark
79 Likes, 13 Retweets
48) Trump: "People are saying I'm in Putin's pocket. So what? It's a nice pocket - very big and comfortable. Not only does Russia have the best hookers, they have the best pockets."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
71 Likes, 20 Retweets
49) BREAKING NEWS: "After Donald Trump gave his balls to Vladimir Putin many years ago, Putin hands him a (soccer) ball"
#TreasonSummit #Snark
62 Likes, 28 Retweets
50) Trump: "When I called some countries sh*tholes, I misspoke. What I had wanted to say was, 'Countries are like sh*tholes - everyone's got one.' True story. True story, people."
#Wouldnt #Snark
71 Likes, 17 Retweets
50) Trump: "When I said that Megyn Kelly had blood coming out of her 'wherever,' I misspoke. I meant to say she had food coming out of her wherever. That's better, right? How do women eat again?"
#Wouldnt #Snark
72 Likes, 16 Retweets
52) Trump: "Here's my full quote: 'I love drugs. I smoke, snort, shoot, even inhale through my ears. Having said that, on my bucket list would be getting high with Willie Nelson.' What I meant to say was wouldn't get high w/him. That should clear everything up."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
64 Likes, 19 Retweets
53) Trump: "So you think Russia interfered with our election? Then let's allow them to investigate the matter for us to find out the real truth. On the topic of Russian collusion, who could be more unbiased than the Russians? I mean, seriously?"
#TreasonSummit #Snark
53 Likes, 28 Retweets
54) The way things are going, pretty soon the headlines are going to read, "Not Fake News: We Have a Fake President."
#12Russians #Mueller
61 Likes, 19 Retweets
54) Trump: "When I recommended Ohio as the city for our convention, I misspoke. What I meant to say was Idaho. Such a beautiful city - Idaho. They have the best tomatoes there! It's not even close!"
#Wouldnt #Snark
68 Likes, 12 Retweets
56) Trebek: "The answer is '35 indictments through Friday the 13th of 2018.'"
Contestant: "What is anything but a fake probe or investigation?"
Trebek: "That is correct!"
#12Russians #Snark
58 Likes, 21 Retweets
56) BREAKING NEWS: "In light of the latest Mueller indictments, the GOP will now be called The Russian Party or the FUSA party."
#12Russians #Mueller
60 Likes, 19 Retweets
56) Day 1
Trump: "I don't trust our intelligence."
Day 2
Trump: "I trust our intelligence."
Day 3
Trump: "I don't trust our intelligence."
It seems the only thing with which Donald Trump is consistent is his inconsistency...
#TreasonSummit
64 Likes, 15 Retweets
59) Headline: #SarahPalin gets punked by Borat"
Trump: "Borat? Isn't that in Lebanon? If so, I have the best connections with Borat, like bigly good."
#Snark
67 Likes, 10 Retweets
60) Well, if there's one thing Donald Trump is right about, it's that there is a witch hunt. He leading it.
#PeterStrzokHearing
61 Likes, 15 Retweets
61) Trump: "When I told two hookers to pee on each other, I misspoke. What I really meant to say was put honey and bees on each other. Simple mistake. It happens every day."
#Wouldnt #Snark
63 Likes, 12 Retweets
61) Donald Trump hasn't been coy about coining nicknames for people: Little rocketman, lyin' Ted, little Marco, etc. After today's press conference, I think it's about time Vladimir Putin gives Trump a nickname: Precious little lyin' snowflake Donny.
#TreasonSummit
52 Likes, 23 Retweets
63) Trump: "When I said the media was our greatest enemy, I misspoke. I meant to say that the media is the #1 cause of people needing enemas. That's a fact, folks. Look it up. Don't give me those disgusted looks. Just telling it like it is, people."
#Wouldnt #Snark
56 Likes, 14 Retweets
64) Trump: "I'm gonna paint Air Force One red, white, and blue. It's gonna be incredible!"
Interesting... You know whose flag that sounds like? Russia's.
#TreasonSummit #Snark
54 Likes, 13 Retweets
65) Trump: "When I said there's blame on both sides, I misspoke. I meant to say both sides were lame. There is a difference, you know? I don't always lame the blame on the lay, trust me. Wait, did I say that right? Whatever. You're welcome."
#Wouldnt #Snark
46 Likes, 19 Retweets
65) Reporter: "Do you trust Russia or the U.S. more?"
Trump: "Russia every time. It's like I always said, 'Putin America first.'"
#TreasonSummit #Snark
51 Likes, 14 Retweets
65) Day 1
Trump: "I'm in love with Vladimir Putin."
Day 2
Trump: "I meant to say I'm not in love with Vladimir Putin."
Day 3
Trump: "Didn't things go great on Day 1?"
#TreasonSummit #Wouldnt #Snark
53 Likes, 12 Retweets
68) Tweeting With the Enemy
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
57 Likes, 7 Retweets
69) #Goodlatte: "America is the freest country in the history of the world. Having said that, FBI agents cannot have opinions."
#PeterStrzok #Snark
46 Likes, 17 Retweets
70) Obama's non-apology "apology tour"
Trumpsters: "So weak!"
Trump's sell-America-out tour
Trumpsters: "Such a good businessman! Bigly!"
#TreasonSummit #Snark
43 Likes, 18 Retweets
70) Trump: "Okay, so I may have misspoke when I said I didn't know Steve Bannon before the campaign. What I meant to say was I didn't blow him before the campaign. That's 100% true. Ask anyone."
#Wouldnt #Snark
50 Likes, 11 Retweets
72) Russia committed an act of (cyber)terrorism. Can you imagine if ISIS disrupted our elections w/a different kind of terrorism & Trump reacted similarly?
Trump: "ISIS said they didn't do it. I don't see why they would. There are people to blame on both sides."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
46 Likes, 13 Retweets
73) During the #TreasonSummit, every time Trump spoke, it appeared as though Putin was looking at him and controlling his every thought. As a matter of fact, he looked like a... Donald, maybe you can help me with this one...
44 Likes, 14 Retweets
74) Trump: "There's all this talk about 35 indictments. Who cares? I'm the 45th president and last I heard, 45 is greater than 35. So yeah, I'm still winning, bigly, believe me!"
#12Russians #Snark
40 Likes, 17 Retweets
75) If Trump's one word was misspoke: "President Putin said it wasn't Russia. I don't see any reason why it wouldn't be. I have great confidence in my intelligence people, but President Putin was very convincing & gave us a tremendous offer. He's incredible."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
39 Likes, 17 Retweets
76) Gone With the Spin
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
47 Likes, 7 Retweets
77) Trump: "When I said I was the 1st to come up with the phrase 'Make America Great Again,' I misspoke. What I meant to say was that I was like one of the 1% of people in American history to say that phrase, so like the 20 millionth person. That's just like the 1st."
#Wouldnt #Snark
36 Likes, 12 Retweets
77) The modern-day Republican Party: Praise adversaries; bash allies; negotiate with dictators; build walls with neighbors, but continually display shiny objects for their base.
#12Russians #Mueller
37 Likes, 11 Retweets
79) Trump: "I may have misspoke when I said I didn't know anything about David Duke. What I meant to say was I never wore a Duke baseball cap while watching 'Dukes of Hazzard,' as 'Duke of Earl' was playing, with David Duke. It never will happen either, believe me."
#Wouldnt #Snark
41 Likes, 5 Retweets
80) If the #TreasonSummit were a drinking game where one had to take a shot every time Trump or Putin lied, he'd/she'd be drunk in record time.
31 Likes, 14 Retweets
80) Six Degrees of Exaggeration (or Manipulation)
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
39 Likes, 6 Retweets
82) GOP: "It doesn't matter how many guilty pleas there are! It matters how the probe started. We in the Republican Party are perfectionists on how we start processes. Just look at the Iraq War. Oh, wait..."
#PeterStrzokHearing #Snark
31 Likes, 13 Retweets
83) NRA/GOP: "The only way to stop bad guys with guns is arming pre-schoolers with guns."
#WhoIsAmerica #Snark
34 Likes, 9 Retweets
84) More
Democrats: "We want the truth!"
Republicans: "We can't handle the truth!"
#PeterStrzok #Snark
29 Likes, 13 Retweets
84) GOP: "Kids are very impressionable, which is why violent movies, music, and video games are so bad for them. These things all drive them to violence. How do we solve this? Simple - give them guns. Let's make 'Show and Tell' 'Show and Shoot.'"
#WhoIsAmerica #Snark
33 Likes, 9 Retweets
84) The Sick Sense
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
38 Likes, 4 Retweets
87) Trump: "I misspoke when I said that Chicago had the strongest gun laws in the nation. What I meant to say was they have the strongest bun laws in the nation. Come on, nobody's tougher about their hot dog buns than Chicago!"
#Wouldnt #Snark
34 Likes, 6 Retweets
88) Trump: "There's this magic I have, where, if I shake hands with a dictator, they like automatically undictate. They're dictatorless or whatever. It's the craziest thing. Just look at Jong Un and now Putin. My handshake brings world peace."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
29 Likes, 10 Retweets
88) It's funny how, after seeing a baby blimp of himself, Donald Trump cries like a baby.
#SnowflakeTrump
30 Likes, 9 Retweets
88) Trump: "When, talking about Carly Fiorina, I said, 'Look at that face,' I misspoke. What I meant to say was I bet she cooks a good pig's face. That's my favorite dish. I mean, who doesn't like pig's face? I mean, seriously?"
#Wouldnt #Snark
36 Likes, 3 Retweets
91) Trump: "Between the 35 indictments and 5 guilty pleas proving there was collusion, there have been no signs of collusion. I ran a brilliant campaign. Calling Mexicans rapists, grabbing women by the p*ssy, just a brilliant campaign."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
25 Likes, 13 Retweets
91) Trump: "When I called NFL players sons of b*tches, I misspoke. I meant to call them yuge sons of b*tches. You see how big those guys are? Those are some seriously big sons of b*tches. Well, anyway, I hope they stop protesting now."
#Wouldnt #Snark
33 Likes, 5 Retweets
93) Trump: "I'm gonna spend $4 billion on painting Air Force One red, white, and blue."
Of course you are...
#TreasonSummit #Snark
25 Likes, 12 Retweets
94) Two Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
32 Likes, 3 Retweets
95) Trump: "When I said blacks kill 81% of white homicide victims, I misspoke. I meant to say they kill 8.1% of white homicide victims. Yeah, decimals are stupid."
#Wouldnt #Snark
28 Likes, 5 Retweets
96) Trump: "You see? I told you there'd be so much winning!," then mumbling, "...for Vladimir Putin..."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
28 Likes, 4 Retweets
97) Trump: "I never said I agreed with Putin. He said there was no collusion; our intelligence people basically said there was, and there wasn't. So, yeah..."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
22 Likes, 8 Retweets
98) Vladimir Putin's reaction to today's hearing
#PeterStrzokHearing
21 Likes, 7 Retweets
99) Trump: "Things got off to a very good start. Some people use oils. I rubbed some Trump vodka on Mr. Putin. It works tremendously, believe me! His back spasms should let up a little bit and be completely gone after two to three more appointments with me."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
19 Likes, 7 Retweets
100) Trump: "When I said Hillary Clinton would make a good president, I misspoke. I meant to say that she has a good fresh scent. She must shower or something."
#Wouldnt #Snark
23 Likes, 2 Retweets
101) The Shape of Betrayal
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
21 Likes, 3 Retweets
102) Trump: "After a foreign nation invades our country to help me win an election, I'll keep us safe from foreign nations invading us, I promise you!"
#12Russians #Snark
17 Likes, 6 Retweets
103) The Douche Brothers
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
21 Likes, 1 Retweet
104) #SarahPalin: "Oh my God, you so tricked me!"
#Snark
19 Likes, 2 Retweets
104) Psychos (featuring the golden shower scene)
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
19 Likes, 2 Retweets
106) Trump backtrack #1
He said, in a nonchalant manner, "Putin denied Russia having any involvement & I don't know why they would." This is a guy who has repeatedly yelled, "Wrong!" when disagreeing with a person. He essentially said, "I agree with Putin." Period.
#TreasonSummit
13 Likes, 6 Retweets
107) The Trump-Putin relationship reminds me of a scene from the film "The Distinguished Gentleman":
Jeff Johnson (Donald Trump): "I'm not Dick Dodge's (Vladimir Putin's) yes-man. When Dick (Vlad) says no, I say no."
#TreasonSummit #Snark
13 Likes, 5 Retweets
108) The Vegas odds are currently 1 : 1 that Putin and Trump will make out within the next 5 minutes.
#TreasonSummit #Snark
13 Likes, 2 Retweets
108) Trump: "I have great confidence in my intelligence people. They are like so intelligence, much more intelligencer than other intelligence people, believe me!"
#TreasonSummit #Snark
14 Likes, 1 Retweet
108) The Delusionists
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
15 Likes, 0 Retweets
111) My Best Friend's Abetting
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
13 Likes, 1 Retweet
111) Major League As*holes
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
13 Likes, 1 Retweet
113) About Last Decade...
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
8 Likes, 3 Retweets
114) I Know What You Did Many Summers
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
10 Likes, 0 Retweets
115) P.P. (Tapes)
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
7 Likes, 2 Retweets
115) Conning in America
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
9 Likes, 0 Retweets
117) When Donny Paid Vlady
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
7 Likes, 1 Retweet
118) Ball-less Monsters
#TrumpAndPutinAMovie
5 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 12,708 Likes, 4,313 (Averages of 107.7 Likes and 36.6 Retweets)
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