I've had some fun with trending hashtags on Twitter over the past couple months. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) No matter the end result, Democrats need to impeach Donald Trump - if for no other reason, to get every single Representative's/Senator's vote on the record. Once the full story is known, the country will see who stood up for America & who betrayed it.
#CapitolRiot #ImpeachTrump
2,886 Likes, 785 Retweets
2) This "Biden Cheated" hashtag cracks me up. According to Trump Republicans, Joe Biden is a senile old man, who's so worthless, he wasn't able to accomplish anything during his 47 years in office, yet has successfully, by himself, rigged a US presidential election.
#Election2020
1,423 Likes, 221 Retweets
3) Trumpers: "#WeAreTrump!"
No, you're not. Know how I know this? You're protesting Twitter on Twitter and he no longer has a Twitter account. Aw, too soon? Here, have a tissue.
#TraitorTrump #ByeDon pic.twitter.com/Li2gnRaxl6
1,269 Likes, 150 Retweets
4) Newsflash: the NRA isn't the Second Amendment. The Second Amendment was written well before the NRA was founded. The Second Amendment would survive just fine without the NRA. Stop lying. When Republicans lie, people die.
#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1348629895811895300 …
556 Likes, 156 Retweets
5) "Irregardless" of what Josh Hawley said tonight, he's a POS and should resign.
#Traitor #ElectoralCollege
520 Likes, 85 Retweets
6) BREAKING NEWS: "Hackers got into Parler with the password 'NeverGettingLaid'"
#ParlerHacked #Snark
530 Likes, 73 Retweets
7) Dear GOP:
So, was it all worth it? Selling your souls for power, only to place your own lives, and those of your friends and colleagues, in jeopardy? Shame on you!
#TraitorTrump #GOPBetrayedAmerica
452 Likes, 140 Retweets
8) Over 50 million Americans believe the BS you and Trump spew. Over 50 million Americans are stupid.
#Elections2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1334889038688514051 …
470 Likes, 81 Retweets
9) Event: An unarmed black man walks away from police.
Result: He gets shot 7 times in the back.
Event: Thousands of white men breach and vandalize the US Capitol.
Result: Cops ask if they need a camera.
#WhitePrivilege #BlackLivesMatter
379 Likes, 170 Retweets
10) BREAKING NEWS: "Melissa Carone edged out this man to become Donald Trump's star witness"
#Election2020 #Snark pic.twitter.com/OGJA7EPqDo
407 Likes, 75 Retweets
11) Did you find evidence of widespread voter fraud?
Trumpers: "No, but we did stay at a Hyatt Regency Express last night."
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump
406 Likes, 58 Retweets
12) GOPers act like, "Hey, Trump's only going to be in office for a few more days, so what's the big deal? Let's allow him to finish out his term."
Well, if it's no big deal, why not impeach him, just in case?
#Capitol #ImpeachandRemove
348 Likes, 93 Retweets
13) This new Antifa conspiracy pushed by right-wingers has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. Yeah, people who despise Donald Trump stormed the US Capitol to try and undermine democracy, in order to keep Trump in power. F*cking idiots.
#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump
344 Likes, 82 Retweets
14) Dear Trumpanzees:
1) 270 electoral votes are need to win the presidential election.
2) Biden earned 306 electoral votes.
3) Georgia is worth 16 electoral votes.
4) If Biden lost Georgia, he'd thereby have 290 electoral votes.
5) 290 is greater than 270.
#SuitcaseGate #Math
358 Likes, 61 Retweets
15) What about the children in cages, separated from their families? #BeBest, my a$$... https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/1350080519480946688 …
352 Likes, 66 Retweets
16) If this #MichiganHearing is as good as the "Arizona Hearing," it'll make the "Georgia Hearing" look like the "Pennsylvania Hearing," which was nothing compared to the "Wisconsin Hearing!"
#ConcedeNowTrump
315 Likes, 73 Retweets
17) The award for Douche of the Year goes to...
Envelope please?
Who else? Matt Gaetz! Congratulations!
#ImpeachandRemove #Impeach
310 Likes, 54 Retweets
18) Congratulations to Donald Trump, who just lost his 50th election lawsuit, and as everyone knows, with 50 election lawsuit losses, you get a free 🖕.
#Election #ConcedeNowTrump
305 Likes, 54 Retweets
19) Since Biden is winning so many states two and three times, respectively, I think he should be able to clinch the 2024 election by Wednesday.
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump #Snark
305 Likes, 46 Retweets
20) Trumpers: "#1984IsHere!"
...and how many of you have actually read it? No, it's not a book of lyrics to the Van Halen album.
#ByeDon
299 Likes, 41 Retweets
21) "Trump supporter and Fox News star Geraldo Rivera said the president is acting like an 'entitled frat boy' since losing the election"
Correction: Donald Trump has always acted like an entitled frat boy.
https://news.yahoo.com/trump-supporter-fox-news-star-070406956.html …
#Election2020 #Concede
289 Likes, 40 Retweets
22) Texas AG Ken Paxton has inspired me. I've decided to sue: AK, ID, MT, UT, ND, SD, most of NE, part of ME, KS, OK, TX, LA, MO, IA, IN, KY, TN, WV, NC, AL, OH, FL, MS, AR, WY, and SC for being stupid.
#Election #ConcedeNowTrump
258 Likes, 46 Retweets
23) Hmm, apparently 6 pm curfews only apply to people without the skin tone of Casper.
#WhitePrivilege #BlackLivesMatter
229 Likes, 54 Retweets
24) Gym Jordan: "Democrats want to cancel the president."
Psst, the voters already did that.
#Impeach #ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW
222 Likes, 44 Retweets
25) #WaitLetMeGetThisStraight
So, you're "anti-life" if you support abortion rights, but "pro-life" if you are:
- pro-death penalty
- anti-universal healthcare
- anti-gun laws
- anti-masks during a pandemic
- anti-minimum wage increases
- anti-equal pay for equal work
205 Likes, 60 Retweets
26) I haven't lost followers in recent days. So, I'd like to thank my followers for not being traitorous thugs, intent on spreading lies/inciting violence, and getting removed from the platform as a result. In other words, thank you for not being domestic terrorists.
#Twitter #ByeDon
228 Likes, 20 Retweets
27) Remember that time thousands of unarmed black men took over the U.S. Capitol? Yeah, me neither...
#WhitePrivilege #TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump
204 Likes, 41 Retweets
28) Clinton gets a blowjob
GOPers: "Impeach him!"
Trump incites people to commit domestic terrorism at the US Capitol, with the intent being to end American democracy
GOPers: "Let's allow him to finish his term."
#Capitol #ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW
165 Likes, 77 Retweets
29) For anyone defending the actions from yesterday, you are supporting terrorism. You are a traitor. Period.
#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump #CapitolRiots
182 Likes, 58 Retweets
30) Really?
2016
Democrats: "OMG! We can't believe Trump won!"
2020
Republicans: "Biden didn't win. Let's dismiss the Constitution and overturn the election."
Yeah, that's exactly the same thing... 🙄
https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2020/12/06/matthew-mcconaughey-decries-hollywood-liberals-who-condescend/3852534001/ …
#Election2020 #ConcedeTrump
184 Likes, 48 Retweets
31) Democrats: "$600 isn't enough! We need to give people more money in the bill!"
Republicans: "That's the stupidest idea we ever heard!"
Trump: "$600 isn't enough! We need to give people more money in the bill!"
Republicans: "Genius! Simply genius! Bravo!"
#StimulusCheck #Snark
185 Likes, 44 Retweets
32) There's a global pandemic, an explosion in Nashville, a stimulus bill awaiting his signature, and what does Donald Trump decide to do? As George Carlin once put it, he decided to "hit a ball with a crooked stick, find it, and hit it again."
#MerryChristmas2020
180 Likes, 48 Retweets
33) McCarthy: "Did Donald Trump do everything wrong? Yes. Did Donald Trump incite violence? Yes. Were all our lives put in danger because of Donald Trump? Yes. Could we all have died because of Donald Trump? Yes. But should Donald Trump be impeached? No."
#Impeach #Snark
167 Likes, 60 Retweets
34) As I see white people still roaming about...
Headline: "Curfew until 6 am"
Oh, yeah? When's it start?
#WhitePrivilege #BlackLivesMatter
173 Likes, 53 Retweets
35) GOP: "We only impeached two presidents before this one. Now we're going to impeach him twice? What's up with that?"
Maybe don't nominate a pathologically-lying, sexually-predatory con-man next time.
#Impeach #ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW
191 Likes, 35 Retweets
36) Gohmert: "You're using impeachment as a weapon!"
Yeah, tell that to the 6 who died last week.
#ImpeachandRemove #ImpeachTrumpNow
181 Likes, 43 Retweets
37) WTF kind of video was that from Trump? In my opinion, it just made matters worse. He basically said, "This is a nation of law & order. The nation's law & order was destroyed by a stolen election. So, go home, and ignore law & order for the cause of law and order."
#Traitor #Snark
190 Likes, 33 Retweets
38) Impeach and arrest Trump now!
#TraitorTrump
175 Likes, 47 Retweets
39) Trumpers: So stupidly anti-mask, they won't even wear one to help conceal their identities when attacking the U.S. Capitol.
#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump #CapitolRiots
196 Likes, 25 Retweets
40) Translation: Marco Rubio now supports negotiating with terrorists.
#CapitolRiot #ByeDon https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1348277056509980676 …
153 Likes, 53 Retweets
41) "Arizona Republican Party Now Calling on Voters to Fight and Die For Trump's Election War"
Eh, FBI, if you're listening...
https://mediaite.com/a/nfehw
#Election2020 #Concede
139 Likes, 60 Retweets
42) Wait, so you're admitting the more that people vote, the more difficult it is for Republicans to win? Are you really that intimidated by democracy?
#Election2020 #concede https://twitter.com/newtgingrich/status/1338189444311101441 …
163 Likes, 45 Retweets
43) Dear Trumpers:
Use any kind of twisted logic you'd like to defend yesterday's horrific events. Your actions have been compared to the War of 1812, Nazis, and 9/11. Donald Trump is a terrorist, and if you support him, you advocate terrorism.
#TraitorTrump
165 Likes, 43 Retweets
44) Jonathan Turley is something else. He's contending it'd damage the Constitution to impeach a man who attempted to destroy the Constitution.
#CapitolRiot #ByeDon https://twitter.com/JonathanTurley/status/1347921411516608512 …
157 Likes, 39 Retweets
45) So, some people are upset at a Democrat for referring to Congressional Republicans as "f*ckers." I'll make you a deal. Stop trying to undermine democracy and we'll stop referring to you as "f*ckers."
#election #ConcedeNowTrump
162 Likes, 30 Retweets
46) BREAKING NEWS: "Trump will now have to resort to Parler, but can't find it, as he keeps spelling it 'Parlur'"
#TraitorTrump #ByeDon
172 Likes, 19 Retweets
47) #WaitLetMeGetThisStraight
Joe Biden isn't "all there" mentally and hasn't done anything for 47 years while in government, yet he has the capability to rig a presidential election?
171 Likes, 19 Retweets
48) #WaitLetMeGetThisStraight
When an armed white guy crosses state lines and kills two people, he was in the right, but when an unarmed black man gets shot and killed by the police while walking away from them, he was in the wrong?
148 Likes, 40 Retweets
49) It's truly insane what's happening at the Capitol right now. Donald Trump should be arrested for inciting this right now!
#TraitorTrump #CriminalTrump
146 Likes, 39 Retweets
50) #WaitLetMeGetThisStraight
So, the mask-wearing mandate, to save lives, is the end of our freedom, but the GOP's attempt to do the following isn't?
- eliminate votes
- overturn an election
- silence media
- strip healthcare
- end marriage equality
- build walls
- ban Muslims
138 Likes, 46 Retweets
51) He didn't administer anything. He did, however, allow 300,000+ to die on his watch.
#COVID19 https://twitter.com/ksorbs/status/1338521325703286785 …
152 Likes, 32 Retweets
52) From this point forward, whenever someone asks me the question, "What would Jesus do?," I'm just going to respond, "Not what Joel Osteen would do..."
#JoelOlsteen
160 Likes, 21 Retweets
53) It tickles me every time I see someone post on social media that free speech is dead because of social media.
#TwitterBansTrump #ByeDon
168 Likes, 13 Retweets
54) The Republican Party just gave a standing ovation for trying to end democracy. That says it all right there.
#TraitorTrump #GOPBetrayedAmerica
126 Likes, 54 Retweets
55) You idiot. This has nothing to do with the so called "War on Christmas" and everything to do with the fact you and your cronies couldn't contain a virus by the time Christmas rolled around on the calendar.
#COVID19 #COVID https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1336420640291688457 …
146 Likes, 33 Retweets
56) If Donald Trump shot someone on 5th Avenue...
GOP: "We all need to stop shooting people. This goes for everyone, on both sides. Both sides. But what point would there be to imprisoning Trump? He's over 70 years old and isn't in great shape."
#ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW #Impeach
134 Likes, 44 Retweets
57) Pardon a "man" who's attempting to destroy the country and turn our republic into a dictatorship? Would you pardon Hitler? I don't f*cking think so!
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1330496779415154690 …
148 Likes, 29 Retweets
58) GOP: "Impeaching and removing Trump could lead to more violence."
Not impeaching and removing him could lead to the death of the republic.
#ImpeachTrumpNow #ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW
133 Likes, 42 Retweets
59) More people died at the Donald Trump Capitol Hill terrorist attack than at the one in Benghazi. It's time to hold some hearings, Republicans...
#CapitolRiots #CapitolHill
133 Likes, 40 Retweets
60) Not long after the election, I told a buddy of mine I was relieved by the results, saying, "If Trump won a 2nd term, there would be no semblance of democracy left in this country." He said, "That's a bit extreme." Alas, as current events show, I wasn't extreme enough.
#Election
145 Likes, 28 Retweets
61) Do not be surprised if we learn in the days ahead that Brit Hume is actually a leftist extremist working at Fox News. Yeah, see how stupid that sounds? Brit probably doesn't, but still...
#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump https://twitter.com/brithume/status/1346998652498309121 …
147 Likes, 23 Retweets
62) "Senator says $1,200 checks would be 'mortgaging our children's future'"
Now there's a face even Gandhi would punch...
https://www.businessinsider.com/ron-johnson-josh-hawley-1200-checks-mortgaging-our-childrens-future-2020-12 …
#COVID19 #COVID
114 Likes, 54 Retweets
63) "Reuters photographer says pro-Trump rioters wanted to hang Pence"
Yeah, but the BLM protests... 🙄
https://www.businessinsider.com/reuters-photographer-says-pro-trump-rioters-wanted-to-hang-pence-2021-1 …
#CapitolRiots #ByeDon
115 Likes, 53 Retweets
64) Apparently, according to Trumpers, while it's anti-American to kneel during the anthem, it's perfectly fine to beat the crap out of police with the flag.
https://amp-cnn-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/videos/us/2021/01/10/capitol-riot-officer-beating-trump-go-home-message-sot-vpx.cnn?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQHKAFQArABIA%3D%3D#aoh=16103357811956&csi=1&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2Fvideos%2Fus%2F2021%2F01%2F10%2Fcapitol-riot-officer-beating-trump-go-home-message-sot-vpx.cnn …
#CapitolRiots #Traitors
114 Likes, 53 Retweets
65) Would all the doctors out there please raise their hands? Oh, I see your hand isn't raised, Mr. Rubio. So yeah, you can STFU. Thanks.
#COVIDー19 https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1343221417287016448 …
145 Likes, 22 Retweets
66) Whoever made this needs to give a speech at the White House, with the picture included, of course.
#COVID19 pic.twitter.com/Ba53aYNwky
111 Likes, 53 Retweets
67) My guess is it'll be titled "Becoming."
#MichelleObama https://twitter.com/BeschlossDC/status/1332699814396633090 …
154 Likes, 9 Retweets
68) The Trump GOP:
- tries suppressing the vote of millions
- sues to strip their vote
- attempts to overturn an election
- calls for a doctor and an election security chief to be executed
- wants to declare martial law
Oh, but they stand for the anthem, so all is good. 🙄
#Concede
122 Likes, 39 Retweets
69) What do Trumpers tell their kids?
- "Oh, honey, you can do anything you set your mind to. If someone says you're wrong, just say you're right. Always lie. If you don't get what you want, commit crimes or pay others to commit them for you. Oh, and love Jesus."
#Traitors
132 Likes, 28 Retweets
70) "FBI: No evidence antifa involved in Capitol riot"
Of course not.
https://thehill.com/policy/national-security/533432-fbi-no-evidence-antifa-involved-in-capitol-riot …
#CapitolRiots #TraitorTrump
109 Likes, 50 Retweets
71) "Rush Limbaugh: 'There cannot be a peaceful coexistence' between liberals and conservatives"
Translation: "There cannot be a peaceful coexistence between those who live in reality and those who live in never-never land."
https://www.mediamatters.org/rush-limbaugh/rush-limbaugh-there-cannot-be-peaceful-coexistence-between-liberals-and-conservatives …
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump
132 Likes, 27 Retweets
72) Yeah, when even Pat Robertson says you're nuts, you're f*cking nuts!
#election #ConcedeTrump https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1341122230026178561 …
125 Likes, 31 Retweets
73) I tell you what, if the GOP worked half as hard at tackling #COVID19 as they are at overturning the election, it would have gone extinct by Valentine's Day and forever been called the Dodo Disease.
#ElectionResults2020
126 Likes, 29 Retweets
74) Dear GOP:
You created this madness. Help to f*cking stop it!
#TraitorTrump
127 Likes, 28 Retweets
75) Because of COVID. Without COVID and irresponsible "leaders" being nonchalant about said virus, there would have been no need to close churches. In other words, you - Gym Jordan - are partially responsible for the closing of churches.
#COVID19 https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1343601054227824642 …
125 Likes, 29 Retweets
76) I tell you what, if Donald Trump worked half as hard at preventing the spread of COVID as he has trying to tweet these past 4 hours, a majority of this country would still think a "mask" was just a Jim Carrey movie.
#TraitorTrump #ByeDon
133 Likes, 21 Retweets
77) For the safety of Joe Biden and his administration, I highly recommend that they allow the White House to quarantine for 14 days immediately after Donald Trump and his cronies exit the premises.
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump #COVID19
137 Likes, 16 Retweets
78) "100 House Republicans sign brief backing Texas lawsuit challenging election results"
Or to put it another way, "Over 100 House Republicans betray our Founders; tear our flag; spit on our veterans; and burn our Constitution."
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/529717-100-house-republicans-sign-brief-backing-texas-suit-challenging-election …
#election #ConcedeNowTrump
103 Likes, 49 Retweets
79) Dear GOP:
Enough with the bothsiderism bullsh*t.
Our side protested unarmed black people getting shot & killed by police.
Your side attacked the US Capitol, trying to kill American democracy.
That's not apples-to-apples; that's apples-to-Whoppers.
Period.
#ImpeachTrumpAgain
109 Likes, 43 Retweets
80) MSNBC
White guests: "The police at the Capitol are good people. They did everything they could. They handled things perfectly."
Black guests: "WTF?!? Those protesters are only cuff-free & alive because they're white! If they were black? Uh uh!"
#WhitePrivilege #BlackLivesMatter
125 Likes, 26 Retweets
81) Amazing. Just imagine if these protesters were unarmed black men...
#TraitorTrump #GOPBetrayedAmerica
111 Likes, 37 Retweets
82) Don, Jr. coked up at a Motel 6. I guess the Four Seasons Total Landscaping was booked up.
#election #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/MysterySolvent/status/1338240211009105920 …
122 Likes, 25 Retweets
83) Yes, people who hate Trump decided it'd be wise to buy Trump merchandise; wear/wave it; and attack the US Capitol to try and reverse the election results, so that the man they hate - Donald Trump - would still be president. 🙄
#TraitorTrump #CapitolRiots https://twitter.com/ksorbs/status/1346924706255966208 …
126 Likes, 19 Retweets
84) Well, the US population in 2010 was approximately 309 million, whereas, in 2020, it's about 333 million. Between that and the country hating your father as much as we do, yes, it's "bigly" believable.
#Election2020 #ConcedeAlready https://twitter.com/EricTrump/status/1332653290794999808 …
115 Likes, 29 Retweets
85) Trump: "We're going to win so much, you're going to be so sick and tired of winning."
After taking GA for the 92nd time, WI for the 53rd, AZ for the 45th, PA for 22nd, & MI for the 17th, it seems Trump was talking about Biden, & you know what? I'm not sick of it.
#Election2020
128 Likes, 16 Retweets
86) I see Michele Bachmann is trending for asking God to allow Satan to lead the country for a second term. Well, isn't that special?
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump
132 Likes, 12 Retweets
87) Craziest thing you'll hear today (maybe ever): Mitch McConnell is actually making sense...
#TraitorTrump
136 Likes, 7 Retweets
88) "Rep. Jordan on potential Trump impeachment: ‘I do not see how that unifies the country’"
Oh, you mean removing the traitor "president" who tried ending American democracy? Yeah, I think that could be pretty unifying.
https://news.yahoo.com/rep-jordan-potential-trump-impeachment-172405974.html …
#ImpeachandRemove #CapitolRiot
115 Likes, 27 Retweets
89) "Trump Supporters in Georgia Ask RNC Chair Why They Should Vote in Runoffs When System Is 'Rigged'"
Don't vote and see what happens. Thank you.
https://www.newsweek.com/trump-supporters-georgia-ask-rnc-chair-why-they-should-vote-runoffs-when-system-rigged-1550938 …
#Election2020 #ConcedeTrump
126 Likes, 15 Retweets
90) Oh, how I love Trumpers' logic. So, let me get this straight. #COVID is a hoax, yet Trump was the supposed mastermind behind a necessary vaccine for said virus. Oh, and he agreed to spending $18 billion on it, because you know, he's a genius businessman.
116 Likes, 23 Retweets
91) Dear Trumpers:
The only way Biden Cheated is if he traveled back in time to write laws and the Constitution.
#Election2020 #ConcedeNow
126 Likes, 13 Retweets
92) Osama bin Laden directed a terror attack on 9/11/01.
Donald Trump directed a terror attack on 1/6/21.
One of these attacks attempted to undermine American democracy. The other was 9/11.
#TraitorTrump #CapitolBuilding
99 Likes, 38 Retweets
93) Gym Jordan (talking): "They don't allow us, allow me to talk! I can't talk! I'm not talking now! I'm not talking! This sound you hear as I'm talking? That's not me. I can't talk, and that's all because of the Democrats. Okay, I'm done talking."
#ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW #Snark
103 Likes, 34 Retweets
94) Well, with Moderna and Pfizer declining on invites to the White House, this #VaccineSummit should be interesting. Who will show up? Probably just Mike Lindell, holding Lysol in one hand, Clorox in the other, while being fed anti-malaria drugs, with a flashlight stuck in his butt.
123 Likes, 13 Retweets
95) Darrell Issa is a traitor.
#IssaResign #TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1348660795857657857 …
98 Likes, 37 Retweets
96) I appreciate that most GOP Senators are voting against the House objection, but some of their speeches prompt my WTF-face. They'll go from, "What happened today was an outrage!" to "We still wish Trump won the election!" Really? A guy who incited violence at the Capitol?
#Traitor
113 Likes, 22 Retweets
97) BREAKING NEWS: "Jim Jordan thinks arresting Nazis is part of 'cancel culture'"
#TwitterBansTrump #ByeDon https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1347943218902691842 …
102 Likes, 32 Retweets
98) Wow, there are a lot of Trumpers angry about the "Black National Anthem." Yeah, that sounds about white...
#election #ConcedeTrump
120 Likes, 14 Retweets
99) Mass shooting
GOP: "It's too soon to talk about it."
Climate-change
GOP: "Let's conduct some studies first."
Terror attack on the US Capitol
GOP: "Let's just hold hands and sing Kumbaya."
#ImpeachTrumpNow #Snark
100 Likes, 33 Retweets
100) It's truly amazing. Member after member from the GOP House is essentially suggesting that fighting against racism is the same thing as overturning the US government. To them, only White Terrorist Lives Matter.
#ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW #Impeach
100 Likes, 32 Retweets
101) "Florida Democrat files petition to disbar Gaetz"
This probably especially upset Gaetz, for he felt it meant he could no longer go to bars.
https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/531329-florida-democrat-files-petition-to-disbar-gaetz …
#election
108 Likes, 25 Retweets
102) "Conservative speech" isn't being canceled. Hate speech and alternative-reality speech, however, is. Once "conservatives" stop inciting hate, anger, and violence and start living in reality, their speech will again be accepted on social media.
#CapitolRiots #TrumpBanned https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1347701274112892929 …
107 Likes, 25 Retweets
103) Republicans say it's disrespectful to kneel during the anthem.
But they expect you to be okay with them burning the Constitution.
Americans are tired of the hypocrisy.
#COVID19 https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1330567900281925633 …
111 Likes, 21 Retweets
104) Dear Trumpers:
When just about every single person your dear leader has worked with either calls him a "f*cking moron" or winds up in jail (or both), that's not a good sign. Just sayin'.
#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump #ImpeachandRemove
109 Likes, 21 Retweets
105) "Trump demands names of the congressional Republicans who said they recognize Biden as winner"
Seriously?!? What's he going to do, shoot them on 5th Avenue?
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/528899-trump-demands-names-of-the-congressional-republicans-who-said-they …
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump
85 Likes, 44 Retweets
106) If you didn't lie to the public.
If you didn't discourage mask-wearing and social-distancing.
If you didn't ignore doctors and scientists.
We could travel to celebrate Thanksgiving.
Let Americans live and go f*ck yourself.
#COVID19 https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1329800517917306887 …
107 Likes, 22 Retweets
107) "Tommy Tuberville Suggests He Will Join Mo Brooks in Challenging Joe Biden's Electoral Win"
It's 5th and goal, down 7 million, with time having expired a month and a half ago, and Coach Tuberville is bravely going for it!
https://www.newsweek.com/tommy-tuberville-suggests-he-will-join-mo-brooks-challenging-joe-bidens-electoral-win-1555748 …
#election #ConcedeNowTrump
93 Likes, 35 Retweets
108) On 9/11, after the Twin Towers are struck
Authorities: "Keep away from the area!"
Trumpers: "You can't tell us what to do! Freedom!" :: as they run inside what's left of the towers ::
#COVID
107 Likes, 21 Retweets
109) "Kellyanne Conway condemns violence, supports Trump in statement on Capitol riots"
Ms. Alternative Fact also said, while she condemns a mass shooting, she fully supports the man who gave the shooter the gun, ammo, & told him to fire.
https://thehill.com/homenews/news/533286-kellyanne-conway-condemns-violence-supports-trump-in-statement-on-capitol-riots …
#CapitolRiot #Snark
86 Likes, 41 Retweets
110) Given the fact the GOP still hasn't admitted the South lost the Civil War, they likely won't admit Trump lost the 2020 election until at least 2175.
#election #ConcedeNowTrump
99 Likes, 26 Retweets
111) #WaitLetMeGetThisStraight
So, when a presidential nominee "earns" 306 electoral votes in 2016, it constitutes as a landslide, but when a different presidential nominee wins 306 electoral votes in 2020, it's not? Why, because of inflation?
111 Likes, 12 Retweets
112) "Trump calls Bolton 'one of the dumbest people in Washington' after former aide weighs in on martial law report"
If this is true, Trump may want to edit one of his oft-used lines to, "I hire the dumbest people, believe me!"
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/531034-trump-calls-bolton-one-of-the-dumbest-people-in-washington-after …
#Election2020 #TrumpTreason
92 Likes, 29 Retweets
113) Dear Trumpers:
If I sound condescending, it's b/c you worship a guy who smocks covfefe while eating hamberders in Nambia; thinks the anomamoose is the nat'l mammal of the United Shathes; and claims the state of the uniom is unpresidented b/c he brought peach to Earth.
#ByeDon
105 Likes, 16 Retweets
114) Actually, it's not the media who ultimately declared that Joe Biden would be the next president. It was the voters. The media simply reported what the voters decided.
#Election #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/marklevinshow/status/1336059483374710788 …
97 Likes, 23 Retweets
115) So, I guess when Trump yells "LAW AND ORDER!!!," what he's really saying is, "If you break the law for me, I will order you to be released from prison."
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump #MichaelFlynn
101 Likes, 19 Retweets
116) It's official: Donald Trump has been impeached again.
#ByeDon #SoMuchWinning
114 Likes, 6 Retweets
117) Well, it looks like Twitter is officially draining the swamp.
#TraitorTrump #ByeDon
108 Likes, 10 Retweets
118) BG=Black Guy, WG=White Guy
WG: "So, at what point would a cop shoot you?"
BG: "Playing with a toy gun, picking up a brush, driving, walking... You?"
WG: "Hmm..."
BG: "Attacking the US Capitol?"
WG: "Tried that one already. Nope."
BG: "So what then?"
WG: "Don't know yet."
#BLM
88 Likes, 28 Retweets
119) I don't know. Wanna stay on Twitter? Don't incite domestic terrorism. Sounds simple enough.
#CapitolRiots #ByeDon https://twitter.com/markminervini/status/1347692024611397634 …
100 Likes, 16 Retweets
120) I love how GOPers are screaming, "Don't let Dems cancel Thanksgiving and Christmas!" It's because of their nonchalance we're having to stay home for the holidays! It'd be like them shooting/killing someone on 5th Ave and then tweeting, "Don't let Dems cancel his b-day!"
#COVID
96 Likes, 19 Retweets
121) - Trump's campaign wasn't spied on
- The Russia probe resulted in arrests
- Trump was impeached for trying to bribe an ally to rig an election
- 93% of protesters were peaceful, 7% were rioters/looters
- Votes are being counted
Details aren't really your thing, are they?
#Concede https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1329174845377179649 …
74 Likes, 40 Retweets
122) Domestic terrorist says what?
#CapitolRiot #TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump https://twitter.com/RepBoebert/status/1349171194046668805 …
94 Likes, 20 Retweets
123) I see in your bio you refer to yourself as a "Constitutional Law Attorney," which I find to be humorous, for you're wanting to go against the Constitution, break the law, and will soon need an attorney.
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1330398963871207425 …
100 Likes, 14 Retweets
124) The choice is simple: America or Donald Trump? You can't choose both, for if you support Donald Trump, you support the destruction of America.
#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump #CapitolBuilding
85 Likes, 28 Retweets
125) Limbaugh: "I actually think we're trending toward secession."
Trump: "You know what that man deserves? A Medal of Freedom!"
#election #Snark
97 Likes, 15 Retweets
126) Giving Trump credit for allowing 300,000+ Americans to die is the best way for Biden to be honest with the country.
#COVID19 https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1339090850794582016 …
86 Likes, 25 Retweets
127) "Trump lost support in most counties where he held final rallies"
That's probably because people at his rallies died from COVID. https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-lost-support-most-counties-held-final-campaign-rallies-2020-11 …
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump
78 Likes, 32 Retweets
128) Burning of the flag
Trumpers: "Traitors! Arrest them!"
Burning down of the US Capitol
Trumpers: "Yeah! Patriots! Medals of Freedom!"
#CapitolRiots #TerroristTrump
81 Likes, 29 Retweets
129) Jackson: "The president has promised a peaceful transition!"
Yeah, things don't work like that. A guy can't go on a mass shooting spree, and when he's caught, say, "Hey, officer. Everything's cool. You can trust me. No worries. No prison. It's all good."
#ImpeachTrump
91 Likes, 19 Retweets
130) GOP: "This impeachment is just about revenge on the president."
Eh, no. We already got our revenge on election day, as we'll soon control the House, Senate, and White House.
#ImpeachTrump #ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW
83 Likes, 25 Retweets
131) The Bigliest Losers
#TrumpLegalTeamNicknames
94 Likes, 16 Retweets
132) In just a couple of months, we've gone from a Republican in the White House, a Republican Senate, and a Democratic House to a Democrat in the White House, a Democratic Senate, and a Democratic House. Goodbye 2020; hello 2021!
#Election #TraitorTrump
99 Likes, 11 Retweets
133)An unarmed black man gets killed by police
Trumpers: "He should've listened to the cops. He was askin' for it."
An unmasked person doesn't listen to authorities and dies via #COVID
Trumpers: "So unfair! Maskless Lives Matter!"
88 Likes, 21 Retweets
134) So, I take it you never watched Donald Trump in the presence of Vladimir Putin?
#election #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/marklevinshow/status/1340069627200725004 …
96 Likes, 13 Retweets
135) GEICO: "Hacking Parler is so easy a caveman can do it."
#ParlerHacked #Snark
102 Likes, 7 Retweets
136) "Man accused of pretending to be dead mom to vote for Trump"
Hey Ghouliani; Gymbo; lil Donnie; Drumpf, Jr.; Butthead; and Crazy Uncle Tommy, here's your voter fraud!
https://www.businessinsider.com/voter-election-fraud-pennsylvania-charge-dead-mom-vote-trump-2020-12 …
#Election2020 #ElectionIntegrity
77 Likes, 30 Retweets
137) GOP: "Come on! Unite with us! Let's unite! Show some unity! Unify! All that sh*t!"
Your side has been uniting to overthrow the government for some time now. We don't negotiate with terrorists, let alone unite with them.
#CapitolRiot #ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW
86 Likes, 21 Retweets
138) So, my father is looking through a kids' Christmas catalog with my son...
Dad: "Ooh, look here. That's a stuffed giraffe."
Son: "No, it's a llama."
Yup, my 2.5-year-old son just corrected my father. ...and so it begins.
#Thanksgiving2020
103 Likes, 4 Retweets
139) Zeldin: "Why is it a Democrat can tweet at me that I'm paler than Casper the friendly ghost and that's okay, but whoa, a Republican terrorizes the US Capitol; tries ending democracy; and that's somehow wrong? Why is one right and the other wrong? Makes no sense!"
#Impeach #Snark
85 Likes, 21 Retweets
140) The way things are going, whenever Donald Trump walks or gets dragged out of the White House, John Cusack needs to stand on the front lawn and hold a boombox over his head, blaring Eric Carmen's "All By Myself."
#ImpeachTrump #ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW
89 Likes, 17 Retweets
141) For permitting the ultimate drug deterrent to take place at the Republican National Convention - giving a coked-up Kim Guilfoyle and Don, Jr. speaking slots.
#ThingsWeShouldThankTrumpFor pic.twitter.com/PiTWALNes4
94 Likes, 12 Retweets
142) #WaitLetMeGetThisStraight
It's wrong for people to immigrate to this country, yet it was fine for us to steal the land from Natives?
98 Likes, 8 Retweets
143) We're not scared. There's just no debate to be had. You could've debated the matter in court, but failed to provide any semblance of evidence, so like I said, there's nothing to debate. You lost. Sucks to be you.
#Election2020 #Happy2021 https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1344706477857124352 …
88 Likes, 17 Retweets
144) "More than 300,000 Trump supporters plan to join virtual ‘second inauguration’ event on 20 January"
So, 300,000 people plan on watching "Idiocracy" January 20th? Good to know.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-election-2020/trump-facebook-reinauguration-event-b1776941.html …
#election #ConcedeNowTrump
82 Likes, 22 Retweets
145) Since Trumpers live in an alternate reality, where there's alternate law, alternate facts, alternate press, alternate elections, and alternate electors, let's just make everyone happy and send them to an alternate country. I hear Russia is nice this time of year...
#Election2020
89 Likes, 15 Retweets
146) "MyPillow Guy Interrupts National Anthem On Live TV To Say God Wants 4 More Years Of Trump"
Yeah, but he's white, so it's patriotic... 🙄
https://www.politicususa.com/2020/12/12/mypillow-guy-interrupts-national-anthem-on-live-tv-to-say-god-wants-4-more-years-of-trump.html …
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump
90 Likes, 14 Retweets
147) Yes, we're terrified of a domestic terrorist being president.
#ImpeachmentDay #ImpeachTrump https://twitter.com/TomiLahren/status/1349483465343983620 …
87 Likes, 15 Retweets
148) "Parler reportedly removed posts by Trump affiliate Lin Wood calling for execution of VP Mike Pence"
They were allowed in the first place? ...and they wonder why they're going the way of the Dodo bird.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/parler-reportedly-removed-posts-trump-232421829.html …
#TwitterBansTrump #ByeDon
75 Likes, 26 Retweets
149) "Trump tweets from POTUS account after suspension. They got deleted."
Busted!
https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-tweets-from-potus-account-after-suspension-they-got-deleted-2021-1 …
#ByeDon
76 Likes, 24 Retweets
150) No, he supports women's right to choose what to do with their bodies once they become pregnant. You support the killing of babies through: a lack of COVID regulations; lax gun laws; trickle-down economics; climate-change denial, etc.
#COVID #Elections2020 https://twitter.com/kayleighmcenany/status/1335746671381241858 …
87 Likes, 13 Retweets
151) Okay, so I'd like to revise my earlier tweet. Mitch McConnell made sense for roughly a minute (which is a record for him), but then began going the blame-Democrats-for-everything route. Still crazy, but sometimes Mitches can't help but be Mitches.
#TraitorTrump #RestingMitchFace
83 Likes, 16 Retweets
152) "These Black Capitol Police Officers Describe Fighting Off 'Racist Ass Terrorists'''
Unbelievable. Everyone needs to read this.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/emmanuelfelton/black-capitol-police-racism-mob …
#CapitolRiots #TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump
60 Likes, 38 Retweets
153) For 4 years, most Congressional Republicans enabled and encouraged Donald Trump's incitement of anger, hatred, and violence. When that incitement hit a little too close to home today (literally), they now want to say, "Whoa, that's going too far." Yeah, nice try...
#TraitorTrump
79 Likes, 19 Retweets
154) I'm sure the 17 million+ victims of the Holocaust would have gladly traded their horrific fates for having their social media accounts suspended.
#TwitterBansTrump #ByeDon https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/1349163003472699393 …
73 Likes, 24 Retweets
155) Unfortunately, not everyone can move on, as people died - including a police officer. What happened to your "Blue Lives Matter" rhetoric? They were just empty words used to dismiss the value of black lives. To you, only White Terrorist Lives Matter.
#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump https://twitter.com/LindseyGrahamSC/status/1347568532951867392 …
76 Likes, 21 Retweets
156) Gohmert: "Yeah, I've got an objection! I've got a signature! Oh, I need two? Well, shucks!"
#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump #Snark
87 Likes, 10 Retweets
157) Happy New Year! F-2020! Bring on Biden!
#HAPPYNEWYEAR
91 Likes, 5 Retweets
158) Democrats: "Let's accept the election results and move forward."
Republicans: "Let's dismiss the Constitution and overturn the election."
McConaughey: "Let's meet in the middle, y'all."
So, what, dismiss the Constitution and move forward? 🤨
#Election2020 #ConcedeTrump
81 Likes, 14 Retweets
159) Georgia is starting to look like that old coin bet, with Joe Biden saying, "Heads I win, tails you lose," and Trump keeps going with tails.
#Election2020 #Concede
85 Likes, 10 Retweets
160) #MassiveDumps and #DiaperDon trending? Just sounds like another Trump Sunday.
78 Likes, 15 Retweets
161) Okay, so according to Marco Rubio, we can only achieve "American greatness" by having leaders who:
- failed 3rd grade
- hand blank sheets of paper to job interviewers
- believe in "the wrong place at the right time"
- act like babies who are teething
#Election2020results #Concede https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1331238258509045761 …
80 Likes, 13 Retweets
162) Then
Trumpers: "Blue Lives Matter!" and "All Lives Matter!"
Now
Trumpers: "F*ck the blue!"
Translation: "White Terrorist Lives Matter! F*ck All Other Lives!"
#CapitolRiots #Terrorism
67 Likes, 24 Retweets
163) Today, class, I'm going to talk to you about "false equivalence." Take this tweet, for example. Peacefully protesting the real problem of police brutality is not the same as terrorizing the US Capitol to end American democracy, based on debunked conspiracies.
#CapitalHill #ByeDon https://twitter.com/kirstiealley/status/1347893290763489287 …
70 Likes, 21 Retweets
164) "'I have to wear a scarlet T now': Trump staffers whine that his riot has destroyed their reputations"
Rest assured, fellas, your reputations were destroyed long before that.
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-violence-2649870335/ …
#CapitolRiot #TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump
71 Likes, 20 Retweets
165) It's amazing to think Rudy Giuliani was nicknamed "America's Mayor" after 9/11. Given what happened today, his headline will now read, "America's Mayor incites violence on the US Capitol."
#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump #Giuliani
76 Likes, 14 Retweets
166) You've got that reversed. The BLM protests were a largely peaceful attempt to speak out against police brutality. Yesterday's riot was an attempt end American democracy. If you support the latter, you're a traitor. End of story.
#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump #CapitolRiots https://twitter.com/ksorbs/status/1346936705757007872 …
77 Likes, 13 Retweets
167) Republicans are making it abundantly clear they care more for being able to lie about COVID on social media than actually dealing with it.
#TwitterBansTrump #ByeDon
77 Likes, 13 Retweets
168) "Trumpist Lawyers Tell Georgia Republicans: Don’t Vote in the Senate Runoff!"
For the first and probably last time in my life, I say listen to the Trumpist lawyers! https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumpist-lawyers-lin-wood-tell-georgia-republicans-dont-vote-in-the-senate-runoff?source=twitter&via=desktop …
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump
72 Likes, 17 Retweets
169) "140 House Republicans to vote against Electoral College confirmation"
Translation: Nearly 3/4 of House Republicans say f*ck you to voters and democracy.
https://www.businessinsider.com/140-house-republicans-to-vote-against-biden-electoral-college-confirmation-2020-12 …
#Election2020 #Concede
63 Likes, 25 Retweets
170) Trumpers: "Make America great again!"
Translation: "Bring America back to the pre-Civil War era!"
Trumpers: "Stop the steal!"
Yeah, tell that to the Natives (Native Americans)...
#ElectionIntegrity #TraitorTrump
76 Likes, 12 Retweets
171) "Trump shrugs off Pennsylvania lawsuit defeat by falsely claiming he won state ‘by a lot’"
What's more likely - that millions of people somehow conspired to "rig" an election or one person is lying his large orange a$$ off? https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-election-2020/trump-pennsylvania-lawsuit-defeat-election-b1763181.html …
#Election2020 #ConcedeTrump
72 Likes, 15 Retweets
172) Prompting people to add to their parental bucket lists, "Teach my kid(s) how to properly work an umbrella."
#ThingsWeShouldThankTrumpFor pic.twitter.com/IXNilnPFYx
73 Likes, 14 Retweets
173) "Trump supporters file lawsuit asking Georgia to decertify election, declare Trump the winner"
Yeah, that's not how this works... https://www.wsbtv.com/news/politics/trump-lawyers-file-suit-asking-georgia-de-certify-election-declare-trump-winner/I4EONEJXNVAUHKLKRTFGYXGHV4/ …
#Elections2020 #ConcedeTrump
74 Likes, 13 Retweets
174) ...and now we bring to you a GOPer who believes his mask is a chin-strap.
#Impeach #ImpeachandRemove
74 Likes, 13 Retweets
175) "Trump Warns Republicans Who Didn't Back Election Fraud Claims: 'I Will NEVER FORGET!'"
There's a load of "covfefe" if I ever heard one!
https://www.newsweek.com/trump-warns-republicans-who-didnt-back-election-fraud-claims-i-will-never-forget-1557273 …
#Election2020
75 Likes, 12 Retweets
176) Biggs: "I'm going to speak with an American flag mask on - just to remind everyone that I'm voting against the impeachment of a man who incited people to beat up and kill police officers with an American flag-pole at the US Capitol last week. Back the blue!"
#Impeach #Snark
76 Likes, 11 Retweets
177) #WaitLetMeGetThisStraight
It's logical to think doctors don't know the first thing about medicine/science, and instead believe a "man" who thinks all the answers can be found in staring at the sun; shining lights up your butt; injecting Clorox; and listening to Mr. MyPillow?
77 Likes, 10 Retweets
178) It's been five weeks since Election Day and you're still claiming the election hasn't been decided yet.
Embarrassing.
#election #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1336320423328362497 …
80 Likes, 7 Retweets
179) So, Douche Gaetz, tell me, what did our Founding Fathers think about Twitter?
#Twitter #ByeDon https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1348648248903405571 …
81 Likes, 5 Retweets
180) Calling for cops to be held accountable is not inciting a war on them. For you to equate personal responsibility with war illustrates just how far your party has fallen and why it's currently on the verge of extinction.
#Capitol #TerroristTrump https://twitter.com/TomiLahren/status/1349067632482377730 …
69 Likes, 16 Retweets
181) So, by that logic, Trump always wears diapers? It trended, so it has to be true...
#Election2020 #ConcedeNow https://twitter.com/realTRUMPERLAND/status/1332507323286179841 …
74 Likes, 11 Retweets
182) Joel McHale: "Army is definitely going to beat Air Force this week, but they better watch out when they play Space Force next week."
Can "GameDay" just make him the guest-picker every week?
#CollegeGameDay
80 Likes, 5 Retweets
183) "President Trump’s job approval rating plummets after mob attack at the Capitol"
My first thought: 1 in 3 people still support this terrorist?
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2021/01/11/president-trumps-job-approval-rating-plummets-after-mob-attack/6626054002/ …
#Capitol #TerroristTrump
62 Likes, 22 Retweets
184) First off, her name was trending. Secondly, you'll have to ask Donald Trump about remorse. He's the reason she died.
#TraitorTrump #CapitolRiots https://twitter.com/ksorbs/status/1347202576224284673 …
73 Likes, 11 Retweets
185) Looky what I just saw! It's about damn time!
#ByeByeTrump pic.twitter.com/zlHFOTpoBn
71 Likes, 12 Retweets
186) So says a guy worth an estimated $40 million... 🙄
#StimulusCheck https://twitter.com/BloombergTV/status/1342173060955332609 …
66 Likes, 16 Retweets
187) 2020 was the year pandemic denialism went mainstream. The dangerous ideology, led by Donald Trump and Congressional Republicans, has resulted in over 340,000 Americans' deaths and counting. This terrifying trend threatens the future of every American.
#Election2020 https://twitter.com/NikkiHaley/status/1343607059569401856 …
66 Likes, 16 Retweets
188) Dear GOP:
So long as a president is still holding office, it's never too late to impeach him/her. It doesn't matter that Trump will soon be out of office. What matters is holding him accountable so that he is punished; it doesn't reoccur; and he can't run again.
#ImpeachTrump
66 Likes, 16 Retweets
189) Law and Out of Order
#TrumpLegalTeamNicknames
76 Likes, 6 Retweets
190) The swamp is continuing to get drained. Now it's Team Trump. Who's next?
#TraitorTrump #ByeDon pic.twitter.com/54rNoirN2k
65 Likes, 16 Retweets
191) Okay, so one thing is for certain - House Republicans don't know what "double-standard" means.
#ImpeachTrump #ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW
65 Likes, 16 Retweets
192) That's it! For the 962nd and final time, Donald Trump has lost the 2020 election.
#ByeByeTrump #CapitolBuilding
75 Likes, 6 Retweets
193) Remember that time Abe Lincoln said this during his Gettysburg Address?
"Four minutes and seven seconds ago, I was suspended by the leftist Twitter mob, preventing my voice from ever being heard again."
Me neither.
#TwitterBannedTrump #ByeDon
71 Likes, 9 Retweets
194) The party that's offended by anyone kneeling during the anthem is wanting to force the VP to end "democracy." Today's GOP, ladies and gentlemen.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/mike-pence-sued-by-louie-gohmert-kelli-ward-pack-of-republicans-to-force-vp-to-pick-trump-electors-on-jan-6 …
#ElectoralCollege #Election
61 Likes, 18 Retweets
195) Seriously? You have the gall to post this right after a Trump lawyer said a former cybersecurity chief should be executed? Wow...
#Election2020results #Concede https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1334306128663089152 …
65 Likes, 14 Retweets
196) Cruz: "We repeatedly told supporters that the election was rigged even before a single vote was cast. All courts said there was zero evidence of widespread voter fraud. But still 39% believe it was rigged, because of our lies. So let's make them not lies."
#TraitorTed #Snark
65 Likes, 14 Retweets
197) 1) The people of Arizona voted for Joe Biden.
2) Arizona certified this fact.
3) So, either you're lying or don't know what "people" means. I suppose it could be both.
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/christina_bobb/status/1333495044964311040 …
69 Likes, 10 Retweets
198) Do you not know? Have you not heard? Trump lost. The end.
#Election #ConcedeTrump https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1336654511188959236 …
69 Likes, 10 Retweets
199) Dear Lyin' Ted:
The courts already heard the "president's" arguments on a "rigged" election and said they were all bullsh*t. The end. Now STFU.
#TraitorTrump #GOPBetrayedAmerica
63 Likes, 15 Retweets
200) Buck: "Democrats act so righteous! So what if Trump is a white supremacist who inspired a bunch of Nazis to attack and kill us? Where were they when Robert DeNiro said he wanted to punch this Nazi leader in the face? It's the same thing!"
#Impeach #Snark
69 Likes, 9 Retweets
201) Everyone be quiet. Rep. Greene, wearing a mask which reads "censored," is speaking... 🙄
#ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW #Impeach
72 Likes, 6 Retweets
202) Ahem, you were saying?
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/ksorbs/status/1337459990173401088 …
74 Likes, 4 Retweets
203) Hey, dumba$$, here are the real numbers:
Biden: 81.3M (306 EVs)
Trump: 74.2M (232 EVs)
Psst, 81.3M is greater than 74.2M and 306 is more than 232...
https://boingboing.net/2020/12/14/stephen-miller-says-pro-trump-alternate-slate-of-electors-will-submit-their-votes-to-congress.html …
#ElectoralCollege #ConcedeTrump
57 Likes, 20 Retweets
204) "Cruz offers to argue Pennsylvania election case before Supreme Court"
Translation: "Ted Cruz offers to read 'One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish' to the Supreme Court"
https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/529146-cruz-offers-to-argue-pennsylvania-election-case-before-supreme-court …
#Election2020 #ConcedeTrump
67 Likes, 10 Retweets
205) "Karl Rove Tears Into Sidney Powell: Trump Is ‘So Ill-Served’ by Her ‘Antics’"
Pat Robertson, Geraldo, and now Karl Rove speaking sanely? I think that fulfills the final three signs. The apocalypse is near.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/karl-rove-tears-into-sidney-powell-says-trump-is-so-ill-served-by-her-antics?source=twitter&via=desktop …
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump
69 Likes, 8 Retweets
206) GOP: "It's unprecedented to impeach a president for inciting a terror attack on the US Capitol to end American democracy!"
#ImpeachTrumpNow #Snark
57 Likes, 19 Retweets
207) At the start of his term, Donald Trump said he was going to build a big, beautiful Southern-border wall, to keep out drug-dealers and rapists.
At the end of Donald Trump's term, we're needing a wall to be built around the Capitol, to keep out #MAGATerrorists.
#ImpeachTrump
59 Likes, 17 Retweets
208) Gym Jordan: "Republicans have consistently condemned violence, no matter what!"
Yeah, right, unless you're inciting it...
#ImpeachandRemove #ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW
59 Likes, 17 Retweets
209) Translation: Jeanine Pirro believes Hitler killed millions of white supremacists during the Holocaust.
#TwitterBannedTrump #ByeDon https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1348636201041977344 …
56 Likes, 19 Retweets
210) Trumpers: "Back the blue!"
Translation: "Back the blue into a wall with an American flag-pole!"
Trumpers: "Support the troops!"
Translation: "Support the troops, but not what they did nor what they fought for, because we want to undo all of that!"
#Traitors #CapitolRiot
63 Likes, 12 Retweets
211) Gym Jordan: "I'm now going to take Democrat quotes out of context, just to show you they're just as bad as the verbatim quotes they use with us. Context doesn't matter; words do!"
#ImpeachandRemove #Snark
55 Likes, 18 Retweets
212) GOP: "Sure, our fascists are bad, but not nearly as bad as your anti-fascists!"
#ImpeachandRemove #Impeach
65 Likes, 8 Retweets
213) John Catanzara is a f*cking idiot.
https://wgntv-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/wgntv.com/news/chicago-news/chicago-police-union-boss-sympathizes-with-trump-protesters-rejects-comparisons-of-capitol-riot-to-blm/amp/?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQHKAFQArABIA%3D%3D#aoh=16100567085889&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwgntv.com%2Fnews%2Fchicago-news%2Fchicago-police-union-boss-sympathizes-with-trump-protesters-rejects-comparisons-of-capitol-riot-to-blm%2F …
#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump #CapitolRiots
52 Likes, 20 Retweets
214) We will be, starting January 20th!
#Election2020results #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1333136207283367936 …
64 Likes, 8 Retweets
215) This is actually funny. Think back to the 2016 campaign season and then fast-forward to now.
Trump: "There's no one I'd rather have state my case to the Supreme Court than the man whose wife is a dog and whose father killed JFK - Lyin' Ted."
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-election-2020/ted-cruz-supreme-court-trump-election-case-ballot-b1767738.html …
#Election
52 Likes, 19 Retweets
216) "Tucker Carlson mocks Jill Biden: She's a doctor 'in the same sense Dr. Pepper is'"
Privileged white guy says what?
https://thehill.com/homenews/media/530240-tucker-carlson-mocks-jill-biden-shes-a-doctor-in-the-same-sense-dr-pepper-is …
#DrBiden
55 Likes, 15 Retweets
217) No, there's just mounting evidence that Donald Trump is a pathological liar; you're his sheep; and you're all being put out to pasture by voters.
#Election2020 #ConcedeAlready https://twitter.com/SenMastriano/status/1332666825490968578 …
60 Likes, 10 Retweets
218) #WaitLetMeGetThisStraight
It's okay to be the antithesis of Jesus and his beliefs so long as you claim to believe in Jesus and his beliefs?
60 Likes, 10 Retweets
219) You're right. They look like Trump supporters.
#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump #CapitolRiots https://twitter.com/ksorbs/status/1346936096421072897 …
62 Likes, 7 Retweets
220) Just think, if every failed lawsuit qualifies as a firing, Donald Trump has been fired over 50 times in the past month. Please excuse me. I must make a call.
:: calling Guinness World Records ::
#election #ConcedeNowTrump
63 Likes, 6 Retweets
221) We have. Reading comprehension just isn't your strong suit. Neither is listening, apparently.
#Capitol #TerroristTrump https://twitter.com/TomiLahren/status/1349121133270994952 …
63 Likes, 6 Retweets
222) BREAKING NEWS: "'How to Hack Parler' has broken the Guinness World Record for shortest YouTube video"
#ParlerHack #Snark
62 Likes, 6 Retweets
223) The picture book, "1,001 Things To Do In Jail Before You Die"
#TrumpXmasGifts
64 Likes, 4 Retweets
224) "Trump: I wanted to file 'one big, beautiful lawsuit'"
This is part of the Trump process:
1) Say something is big and beautiful
2) Claim Mexicans will pay for it
3) Nothing results
4) Taxpayers get billed
https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-says-wanted-to-file-one-big-beautiful-election-lawsuit-2020-11 …
#Election2020results #ConcedeNowTrump
51 Likes, 16 Retweets
225) If you didn't pay attention to Russian interference in the 2016 election & the probe; Trump's attempted bribe of Ukraine & his impeachment; & his dictatoresque voter-suppression tactics in 2020, you chose to be willfully ignorant of the depth/breadth of corruption.
#Election2020 https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1333463699227480064 …
52 Likes, 15 Retweets
226) Whenever Trump tweeted, "LAW & ORDER!!!," I responded, "CRIMINAL MINDS!!!"
In light of today, the prosecution rests.
#Traitor #Capitol
55 Likes, 12 Retweets
227) I'm just waiting for the day a GOPer claims Donald Trump was sent by Democrats to destroy the Republican Party. I'll then respond, "Wait, so you worshiped a Democrat for 4 years?"
#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump #CapitolBuilding
54 Likes, 12 Retweets
228) Dear GOP:
If Trump shoots someone on 5th Avenue on live television; walks up to the camera; and says, "I'm Donald Trump and I just shot and killed this guy," that's all the evidence you need.
#ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW #Impeach
55 Likes, 11 Retweets
229) Hoyer's doing a great job, but this has to be the longest minute in recorded history.
#impeachment #ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW
61 Likes, 5 Retweets
230) Apparently I've "liked" too many posts recently. Twitter has limited my "liking" and "following" capabilities for 3 days as a result. So, if I don't follow back or "like" a post, it's not you, it's me, and I actually mean that.
#Twitter
62 Likes, 4 Retweets
231) ...and the award for Tiniest Penis of the Year goes to... Envelope please? Joseph Epstein! Congratulations!
#DrBiden #JillBiden https://twitter.com/Eric_Jotkoff/status/1337767666438688768 … pic.twitter.com/Q8b71HcRaJ
47 Likes, 18 Retweets
232) Amazing. More people died of #COVID19 in this country yesterday than died during the 9/11 attacks, and all this lame-duck "president" has done is throw "The Pet Goat" books at people, while saying, "Look over there!" and "He did it!"
53 Likes, 12 Retweets
233) "Who the f*ck is Gym Jordan?"
#Covid https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1343928371454103553 …
54 Likes, 11 Retweets
234) GOP: "We've done this before. Blah blah blah. Yada yada yada. Same old, same old. Bribing a foreign adversary is the same thing as inciting terrorism on the US Capitol. Whatever. When's recess?"
#ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW #Snark
54 Likes, 11 Retweets
235) This #SuitcaseGate is stupid on multiple levels - not least of which is the fact that even if Biden lost Georgia, he still would have won the election.
#ConcedeNowTrump
57 Likes, 8 Retweets
236) It's the strangest thing. Every year around this time, and only this time, I become psychic, for I magically seem to know "A Christmas Story" is playing on TBS.
#MerryChristmas
63 Likes, 2 Retweets
237) Studies show over 9 in 10 said protesters were indeed peaceful. Not only that, we were fighting for a cause based on reality - police brutality and racism. About 9 in 10 at the Capitol last week were anything but peaceful. They were terrorists trying to end our republic.
#Capitol https://twitter.com/TomiLahren/status/1349152353061105664 …
51 Likes, 13 Retweets
238) Wow, so apparently, according to the GOP, the following is true:
- Trump ended the Great Depression.
- He killed Hitler with orange spray-tan.
- He walked on water.
- He rose from the dead.
- He can fly, courtesy of his ears and hair.
- His middle name is Jesus.
#Impeach
51 Likes, 13 Retweets
239) Yes, shame, shame on those who "betrayed" a man who has betrayed the country for his entire term.
You're just a regular ol' Judas, aren't you?
#ImpeachTrump #ImpeachmentDay https://twitter.com/Franklin_Graham/status/1349795016848379911 …
52 Likes, 12 Retweets
240) A virus which may have derived from bats infected Ghouliani? Call that the least surprising thing of 2020.
#COVID19 pic.twitter.com/pvSHIpii0O
56 Likes, 8 Retweets
241) My dog accidentally stepped on my laptop. Through this, she apparently hacked into Parler.
#ParlerHacked #Snark
62 Likes, 2 Retweets
242) "The White House Paid Up to $500 Million Too Much for These Ventilators, Congressional Investigators Say"
The art of the deal, folks...
https://www.propublica.org/article/the-white-house-paid-up-to-500-million-too-much-for-these-ventilators-congressional-investigators-say …
#COVID19 #COVID
37 Likes, 26 Retweets
243) Donald Trump is the Osama bin Laden of Oompa Loompas, for he'll do anything in his power to destroy democracy and he's f*cking orange.
#TraitorTrump #Trump
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244) Well, since House GOPers' lives were put at risk by Donald Trump last Wednesday and they don't seem to care, I guess they don't think their lives matter. Apparently only Donald Trump's Life Matters. Traitors.
#Impeach #ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW
52 Likes, 11 Retweets
245) Headline: "Trump loses his 50th election lawsuit"
Since Biden won 25 states, I think this should mean the Democratic nominees should be guaranteed victories in the 2024 and 2028 elections.
#Election #ConcedeNowTrump
54 Likes, 9 Retweets
246) Robert Mueller - a Republican - and a bipartisan Senate Intelligence Committee disagree.
Oh, and Hunter Biden wasn't running for office. Nice red herring, though...
#election #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1337064641252499460 …
50 Likes, 12 Retweets
247) Several GOPers seem to think you can't breathe out of your nose, as their masks only cover their mouths.
#ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW #Impeach
51 Likes, 11 Retweets
248) BREAKING NEWS: "US laws apply to vikings too"
https://amp-usatoday-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/6609039002?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQHKAFQArABIA%3D%3D#aoh=16102920810446&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%http://2Fwww.usatoday.com %2Fstory%2Fnews%2Fnation%2F2021%2F01%2F09%2Fjake-angeli-qanon-man-fur-hat-horns-capitol-riot-arrested%2F6609039002%2F
#CapitolRiot #Traitor
53 Likes, 9 Retweets
249) "Corporations are people, my friend." - the most "moderate" Republican in the US Senate, Mitt Romney
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1332836970930827265 …
56 Likes, 6 Retweets
250) Rep. Clay Higgins objects to the Constitution, democracy, and the United States. He's a traitor. Period.
#ElectionTwitter #TraitorTrump https://twitter.com/RepClayHiggins/status/1344738762769780743 …
54 Likes, 7 Retweets
251) It's official: the GOP's healthcare plan is what they falsely accused Obamacare of being in the first place. Due to their constant lies about #COVID to the public; their seeming indifference to tackling the virus; & the insane spread as a result, death panels may now be a thing.
41 Likes, 19 Retweets
252) If you feel sorry for Lady G, please raise your hand. You in the back? Oh, you were just stretching? Gotcha.
#LadyG #CapitolRiots https://twitter.com/dlippman/status/1347612365093826565 …
52 Likes, 8 Retweets
253) "Report: Of the hundreds of people invited to Mike Pompeo's indoor holiday party, a few dozen showed up"
Probably because the rest have #COVID from their last indoor party.
https://news.yahoo.com/report-hundreds-people-invited-mike-050400901.html …
53 Likes, 7 Retweets
254) In light of this gathering, I propose we change the name to Freedumb Plaza.
#ElectionIntegrity #TraitorTrump
54 Likes, 6 Retweets
255) Why not? His first 74 years were lived on lies. Why not live the rest of his years on another one?
#Election2020 https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1343680836726632455 …
56 Likes, 4 Retweets
256) "Georgia recount costs some counties hundreds of thousands of dollars"
Remember this when voting in the run-offs, Georgia voters. https://ajc.com/politics/election/georgia-recount-costs-some-counties-hundreds-of-thousands-of-dollars/YRMXKBAMTVG3ZMMQ4PW347B5S4/ …
#Election2020 #ConcedeTrump
39 Likes, 20 Retweets
257) It's quite something that GOPers are trying to seriously compare a "Twitter mob," who typed unflattering words, to a literal mob that attempted to destroy the US Capitol; kill members of Congress; and end American democracy.
#ImpeachTrump #ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW
46 Likes, 13 Retweets
258) Uh, no. You know what's dangerous? Inciting violence, inciting a terrorist attack on the US Capitol, inciting domestic terrorists to end American democracy. Period.
#CapitolRiot #ByeDon https://twitter.com/MrBizzel/status/1348069794134765570 …
47 Likes, 12 Retweets
259) "German Chancellor Angela Merkel says Twitter ban on President Trump ‘problematic’"
You know what's problematic? People dying because of "leaders" inciting violence on social media. Inciting domestic terrorism isn't free speech; it's a crime.
https://www.masslive.com/news/2021/01/german-chancellor-angela-merkel-says-twitter-ban-on-president-trump-problematic.html …
#ByeDon
48 Likes, 11 Retweets
260) He didn't say this. Either way, this is pretty rich coming from someone who worships a president that lied 20,000+ times in his 4 years in office and is fighting to overturn election results...
#Election2020results #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1331464377522851842 …
50 Likes, 9 Retweets
261) Sadly, the reason 4+ people died yesterday was because social media platforms didn't pay close enough attention previously and continually allowed Trump to incite anger, hatred, and violence.
#TraitorTrump #CapitolRiots https://twitter.com/ksorbs/status/1347293989108654082 …
50 Likes, 9 Retweets
262) - the 2018 blue wave
- flipping Arizona and Georgia blue
- a Biden/Harris White House
#ThingsWeShouldThankTrumpFor
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263) "Former http://Overstock.com CEO claims to have an army of ‘hackers and cyber sleuths’ that can prove Trump won reelection"
If there's one thing Trump is good at, it's prompting people to waste their time and money.
https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/2020/11/28/former-overstockcom-ceo …
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump
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264) #WaitLetMeGetThisStraight
Saving the economy is of greater importance than saving lives, even though without lives, there would be no economy?
51 Likes, 7 Retweets
265) Jebus, I didn't realize some people were so passionate about "irregardless." Look, like #JoshHawley, you have every right to use a "term" which literally means "not without regard." If you use it non-sarcastically, though, I have every right to tease you about it, "bigly."
51 Likes, 7 Retweets
266) He was already crazy. You just refused to see his seemingly infinite "dysfunctions."
#ImpeachTrump #ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW https://twitter.com/GeraldoRivera/status/1349165191246831616 …
50 Likes, 7 Retweets
267) "Rich people stay rich by living like they're broke. Broke people stay broke by living like they're rich."
Trumper: "Okay, I'll place $2.5M on the debunked conspiracy of widespread voter fraud."
If that's not living like you're broke, I don't know what is...
#Election2020
52 Likes, 5 Retweets
268) There is no debate. We saw all the evidence we needed on live television last week. Impeach and remove Trump now!
#CapitolRiot #ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW https://twitter.com/hughhewitt/status/1348963441336152065 …
43 Likes, 13 Retweets
269) "America First" is a classic case of false advertising. At least be honest about your "movement" and call it what it is - The White Privileged Only America movement.
#ImpeachTrump #ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW https://twitter.com/TomiLahren/status/1349141913652355072 …
43 Likes, 13 Retweets
270) So, Alby, what is the only thing smaller than a quark?
Einstein: "Oh, that's easy. It's #TrumpsMicroPenis."
#ConcedeTrump
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271) I'll try building off this simile.
Once your opponent defeats you, it's pretty meaningless to continue standing on the field for weeks on end, as you chant that the game isn't over, and try calling the commissioner, asking him to make your extra points worth 20 a piece.
#Concede https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1331282127191744512 …
49 Likes, 7 Retweets
272) Yes, because the risks that come with traveling during a global pandemic are exactly the same as those that come with uttering two words to a person. The longer you and your ilk pretend #COVID19 isn't a big deal, the longer we're going to have to avoid travel. Capisce? https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1335006495931510786 …
50 Likes, 6 Retweets
273) STOP LETTING PEOPLE DIE!
#COVID19 #COVID https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1336326057679470597 …
50 Likes, 6 Retweets
274) Say what? You think Jenna should be convicted? Agreed.
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/JoeTalkShow/status/1331070340945022981 …
53 Likes, 3 Retweets
275) If Congressional Republicans dealt with a mass shooting like they have with Trump inciting terrorism
Democrats: "Arrest him! Throw the book at him!"
Republicans: "No, no, no. That would just further divide the victims' families. We must let them heal."
#CapitolRiots
42 Likes, 13 Retweets
276) #WaitLetMeGetThisStraight
It's mathematically more likely for millions of people to be lying about one man than for one man to be lying?
46 Likes, 9 Retweets
277) Translation:
"I have to say that I'm grateful to God that for the last 4 yrs He gave us a president who made it his goal to break each and every one of the Ten Commandments every single day."
Yeah, hallelujah; praise Jesus... 🙄
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/Franklin_Graham/status/1338667302842216449 …
48 Likes, 7 Retweets
278) I wonder what people who are drinking tonight; aren't working tomorrow; and are planning on staying up for the remainder of this sh*tshow are thinking. My guess is, "F*ck it! One more! It's 5 am somewhere!"
#CapitolBuilding
51 Likes, 4 Retweets
279) He basically chanted the same thing for 4 years. Does this then mean he's saying he's not a conservative either?
#Capitol #TerroristTrump https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1348303992154161152 …
42 Likes, 12 Retweets
280) 1) Can VP Pence save the nation? No.
2) Will he? Refer back to question 1.
3) Does he possess courage? Ask his wife, Mother.
4) What's the 3rd Wednesday of this month? The 16th - you know, a full week ago.
5) Is this Trumpster an idiot? Aren't they all?
#Election2020 #PenceCard https://twitter.com/TheRightMelissa/status/1341579724687073280 …
44 Likes, 10 Retweets
281) That's because it wasn't. Just ask Robert Mueller, the Senate Intelligence Committee, those spending time in jail over the matter, etc. No matter how hard you try, comparing reality to an alternative reality will never work. It'll always be false equivalence.
#election #Concede https://twitter.com/SenRonJohnson/status/1339282620190961664 …
45 Likes, 9 Retweets
282) Of course he did. When wanting your case argued before the Supreme Court, who better to do that than the person you previously referred to as "Lyin' Ted"?
https://amp-cnn-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/12/09/politics/trump-ted-cruz-supreme-court/index.html?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQFKAGwASA%3D#csi=1&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2020%2F12%2F09%2Fpolitics%2Ftrump-ted-cruz-supreme-court%2Findex.html …
#election #ConcedeTrump
47 Likes, 7 Retweets
283) "I think he's having a heart attack! Is there a doctor in the house?!?"
"I'm a doctor - Dr. Smith."
"What are you doing?!? His heart isn't down there!"
"Trust me; I'm a podiatrist, and I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!"
#DrBiden https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1338285059376373761 …
50 Likes, 4 Retweets
284) For being a role model to my son, in showing him the polar opposite of who he should strive to be.
#ThingsWeShouldThankTrumpFor
51 Likes, 3 Retweets
285) COVID: Over 380,000 have died of it in this country. We don't want people to die.
Social Media: The incitement of violence leads to deaths. We don't want people to die.
See the trend? I guess if we're to take the term literally, Democrats are the ones who are pro-life.
#ByeDon https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1348355149648064512 …
40 Likes, 13 Retweets
286) Translation: "Republicans have an obligation to treat Gandhi the exact same way Democrats treated Ted Bundy."
#ImpeachedTwice #impeachment https://twitter.com/toddstarnes/status/1349473978952396805 …
46 Likes, 7 Retweets
287) #PelosiLovesTrump? Really? If that's the game you want to play, she doesn't love Trump nearly as much as Trump loves Hillary and Obama. Just sayin'.
49 Likes, 4 Retweets
288) Go right ahead. You'll be laughed out of court just like you were regarding the election lawsuits.
#TwitterBannedTrump #ByeDon https://twitter.com/toddstarnes/status/1348299201311088640 …
43 Likes, 9 Retweets
289) Um, the public has no confidence in "president Trump." That's why we voted him out.
#ElectionResults2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1334185259940933634 …
44 Likes, 8 Retweets
290) "Pa. State Rep. Aaron Bernstine Says It’s Wrong To Blame Pres. Donald Trump For U.S Capitol Riot"
In other news, Rep. Bernstine also believes Charles Manson was never at fault for any of his crimes...
https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2021/01/08/pa-state-rep-aaron-bernstine-pres-donald-trump-capitol-riot/ …
#CapitolRiots #Snark
38 Likes, 13 Retweets
291) To Trumpers, apparently the Holocaust started when Hitler said, "When the Jews tweet, we must delete!" 🙄
#Twitter #ByeDon
40 Likes, 11 Retweets
292) Oh, you mean the voters? 🙄
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1331987605651599362 …
45 Likes, 6 Retweets
293) "My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too." - Rodney Dangerfield
If Donald Trump were the patient, it'd make perfect sense.
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/CopingMAGA/status/1338951970279702528 …
46 Likes, 5 Retweets
294) ...and here comes a GOPer talking about the "peaceful protests" from last week. Can we just place all of these people in a loony bin please? Now? Jebus...
#ImpeachTrump #ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW
46 Likes, 5 Retweets
295) Releasing the crackheads, I mean Kraken... #ThingsWeShouldThankTrumpFor pic.twitter.com/GkWaXtFSfW
49 Likes, 2 Retweets
296) Okay, so Chuck Norris wasn't at the #CapitolRiot (it was a lookalike), but he is a MAGAt. Apparently, Chuck Norris doesn't kill terrorists; he votes for them.
#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump
46 Likes, 4 Retweets
297) Morgan Wallen's first song tonight: something about Southern Comfort
Morgan Wallen's second song tonight: something about beer
If he were to play a third song, my guess is it'd be about thermodynamics. Just kidding. It'd probably be called "Last Call Jagerbombs."
#SNL
49 Likes, 1 Retweet
298) "States tell Supreme Court they support Texas bid to reverse Biden win"
...and 81.3M+ voters say otherwise.
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/12/09/states-tell-supreme-court-they-support-texas-bid-to-reverse-biden-win.html …
#election #ConcedeNowTrump
39 Likes, 10 Retweets
299) Every time a GOPer mentions Abraham Lincoln...
Lincoln: "Oh, go f*ck a stovepipe hat!"
#ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW #Snark
43 Likes, 6 Retweets
300) ...and why did government close schools? #COVID19. It's not like the government one day got together and said, "You know what would be a great idea and one all the kids and parents would love? Close schools for absolutely no reason whatsoever! Winning!" https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1343625322089091072 …
44 Likes, 5 Retweets
301) "Trump: Speech before Capitol riot was 'totally appropriate'"
In other words, Donald Trump - the "president" of the United States - believes that inciting domestic terrorism on the US Capitol is totally appropriate.
https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-claims-rally-capitol-riot-totally-appropriate-impeachment-2021-1 …
#Capitol #ImpeachTrump
34 Likes, 14 Retweets
302) "Franklin Graham Says Trump 'Will Go Down in History As One of the Great Presidents'"
What are things Jesus would never say?
https://www.newsweek.com/franklin-graham-election-donald-trump-great-president-1555090 …
#election #Jeopardy
36 Likes, 12 Retweets
303) Not if you died from #COVID19. https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1337002103018033152 …
42 Likes, 6 Retweets
304) Some of these right-wing #Nashville conspiracies are nuts. Here is my predicted next such theory:
"Nashville sounds a lot like Nazareth, & on Jesus' birthday? Makes you wonder. Also, the hockey team there is the Predators. Sex-trafficking Democrat leaders did this to attack JC!"
43 Likes, 5 Retweets
305) Trump suppression is like a really bad movie:
- He tweets the wrong spoiler
- Destroys the director's camera
- Poisons a lead actor
- After the film airs, he again tweets the wrong spoiler
- Sues the film on this "spoiler" being stupid
- Tries to ban the film for it
#Concede
38 Likes, 9 Retweets
306) Todd: "Governor Whitmer, I've been thinking about you a lot these past 24 hours..."
Thanks for sharing, Chuck. I noticed she didn't reciprocate the utterance. Can't say I blame her.
#MSNBC #CapitolRiots
43 Likes, 4 Retweets
307) "Stop the count!""
"Keep counting!"
"Why are they still counting?!?"
"Count all legal votes!"
You guys really need a course in Sticking to Your Message 101. Just sayin'.
#Election2020results #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1335644201330102275 …
45 Likes, 2 Retweets
308) Well, since Giuliani contracted #COVID19, I think we can now say with absolute certainly what the ultimate cause of this virus is - lying about having your hands down your pants.
45 Likes, 2 Retweets
309) Let's see here... It's December 1st. The election was held on November 3rd. Yeah, I think the election is over...
#Election2020 #ConcedeTrump https://twitter.com/ksorbs/status/1333519378583793664 …
46 Likes, 1 Retweet
310) Okay, so 4 things:
1) Trump doesn't know what "free speech" is.
2) He doesn't know what the 25th Amendment is.
3) He's apparently been talking to fake genies.
4) Holocaust-survivors may have something to say about all of this...
#TwitterBansTrump #ByeDon https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1349087306788048900 …
36 Likes, 10 Retweets
311) Yeah, tell that to the 350,000+ who have died due to #COVID19. https://twitter.com/SecPompeo/status/1344999315048181761 …
38 Likes, 8 Retweets
312) "Trump gives Medal of Freedom to Jim Jordan who voted against accepting election results after deadly riot"
They really need to change the name to Medal of Freedumb.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-election-2020/jim-jordan-medal-of-freedom-trump-b1785642.html …
#CapitolRiot #ImpeachTrumpNow
40 Likes, 6 Retweets
313) "Some Democrats in Congress are worried their colleagues might kill them"
Example #94,576,142,883,902 that the GOP is not pro-life.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/some-democrats-congress-are-worried-their-colleagues-might-kill-them-n1254319 …
#CapitolRiot #MAGATerrorists
33 Likes, 12 Retweets
314) Yeah, warrior...
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1331424351145652224 … pic.twitter.com/FXrpJm4BYm
37 Likes, 8 Retweets
315) Eliminating men's fears of dancing in public
#ThingsWeShouldThankTrumpFor pic.twitter.com/SuZaPipz3n
38 Likes, 7 Retweets
316) Since the GOP thinks #NewNevada & #NewCalifornia are a thing, here are their other 48 states:
- Alaska Question
- Hawaii-i-e-i-o
- Washington Dryer
- Oregon Fishin' Catch Ya Later
- Idaho Yeah You Da Ho
- Joe Hannah Montana
- Tex-Mexico
- Texass
- If You Think You Can You Kansas
39 Likes, 6 Retweets
317) Headline: "Twitter Thwarts Tyrant-Tweet-Twit Trump"
https://www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2021/01/08/twitter-permanently-suspends-trumps-account.html?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQHKAFQArABIA%3D%3D&fbclid=IwAR2ubUZh-UZvzt7C5fHf_auen0HEra0QwViQMAcb3c4EmU4Aww5FozKOa5U#aoh=16101489806606&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnbc.com%2F2021%2F01%2F08%2Ftwitter-permanently-suspends-trumps-account.html …
#ByeByeTrump
37 Likes, 7 Retweets
318) Unlikely events, ranked from "bigly" unlikely to most unlikely
5. Getting struck by lightning
4. Making Debbie Downer laugh
3. Winning the lottery
2. Hearing a mime do stand-up
1. Trump winning an election lawsuit
#Election #ConcedeNowTrump
38 Likes, 6 Retweets
319) Simple: they were advised not to because of all you batsh*t crazy Trumpers being there with terror on your minds.
#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump #CapitolRiots https://twitter.com/ksorbs/status/1346986758550867976 …
39 Likes, 5 Retweets
320) Mark Levin is the Alex Jones of Scott Baios.
#Election #COVID19 https://twitter.com/marklevinshow/status/1343706983602540544 …
40 Likes, 4 Retweets
321) Trumpers
Rhetoric: "All Lives Matter!"
Reality: "White Terrorist Lives Matter!"
#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump #CapitolBuilding
32 Likes, 11 Retweets
322) Zero evidence shouldn't be enough evidence for anybody, slick.
#ElectionResults2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1333390974446411779 …
36 Likes, 7 Retweets
323) They won't need to. The wind will take care of that.
#TrumpRally #BorderWall https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1349095389698412546 …
36 Like, 7 Retweets
324) "Trump Jr: 'free speech is dead' and 'controlled by leftist overlord'"
"Free speech is dead, because of social media!," Donald Trump, Jr. claims, on Twitter... https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-jr-free-speech-is-dead-controlled-by-leftist-overlords-2021-1 …
#TwitterBansTrump #ByeDon
37 Likes, 6 Retweets
325) By trying to strip millions of people of their votes? Yeah, about that word "free..."
#COVID19 #Election2020 https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1340005744465350657 … pic.twitter.com/mShIWXVTJT
38 Likes, 5 Retweets
326) Jordan: "After 70+ years of Trump inciting division, anger, hatred, and violence, he just tweeted that he's all about peace. I think we can trust that single tweet over his 70+ years of behavior which suggests the contrary."
#ImpeachTrump #Snark
38 Likes, 5 Retweets
327) From this point forward, the saying will be, "There's simple-minded and then there's Dan Crenshaw..."
#Election #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/DanCrenshawTX/status/1337439100203364357 …
40 Likes, 3 Retweets
328) Yes, because since the country is now the laughing stock of the world, that definitely means he's made America great again. 🙄
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/KayaJones/status/1331382595825885186 …
41 Likes, 2 Retweets
329) Well, you look like sh*t, but what else is new, right?
#COVID19 https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1336458492144652289 …
41 Likes, 2 Retweets
330) How is this different from his first 1,431 days of destruction?
https://amp-cnn-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/12/22/politics/donald-trump-white-house-countdown/index.html?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQHKAFQArABIA%3D%3D#aoh=16086781472948&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2020%2F12%2F22%2Fpolitics%2Fdonald-trump-white-house-countdown%2Findex.html …
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump
31 Likes, 11 Retweets
331) "‘He screwed the country’: Trump loyalty disintegrates"
He's been screwing the country for 4 years.
https://politi.co/2L8Eriq
#TraitorTrump #CapitolRiots
36 Likes, 6 Retweets
332) Let me guess, it's because he claims to have built a wall to keep New Mexicans from entering the country and voting...
https://www.koat.com/article/president-trump-files-another-election-lawsuit-this-time-in-new-mexico/34967918 …
#election #ConcedeNowTrump
27 Likes, 14 Retweets
333) "Russia state media: Trump should seek asylum in Russia, avoid lawsuits"
Yeah, this is perfectly normal... https://www.businessinsider.com/russia-state-media-trump-get-asylum-dodge-prosecutions-2020-12 …
#election #ConcedeTrump pic.twitter.com/HlJkDgW5xQ
29 Likes, 12 Retweets
334) Eh, currently the survival rate worldwide is 97%, as 1.715M have died, whereas 54.809M have survived. That doesn't take into account the fact many of those 54M+, while they may have technically survived #COVID19, will never fully recover from it. https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1341416615016054787 …
36 Likes, 5 Retweets
335) "Heavily Armed Far-Right Mob Floods Oregon Capitol"
The best people...
https://www.thedailybeast.com/heavily-armed-far-right-mob-descends-on-oregon-capitol?source=twitter&via=desktop …
#COVID
27 Likes, 13 Retweets
336) The GOP hasn't taken COVID seriously and we're nearing 400k deaths as a result.
People before politics?
The GOP shrugged at Russian interference and Trump bribery.
People before politics?
The GOP incited violence at our Capitol.
People before politics?
#Traitors #Impeach https://twitter.com/AhmedBaba_/status/1349371393864060930 …
30 Likes, 10 Retweets
337) Just like 5 + 5 in many ways is 155... 🙄
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/rand-paul-claims-election-in-many-ways-was-stolen-during-krebs-hearing/ar-BB1bZ9wG?ocid=st …
#Election2020 #ConcedeTrump
34 Likes, 6 Retweets
338) Trump: "Parler, if you're listening - I hope you're able to find the on/off switch on your computers. I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by the Noble Prize and Medal of Freedom Communities. Let's see if that happens."
#ParlerHacked #Snark
36 Likes, 4 Retweets
339) Domestic terrorist Jenny Cudd.
#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump #CapitolRiots https://twitter.com/Cleavon_MD/status/1347334743323394048 … pic.twitter.com/131XMPFlXy
29 Likes, 10 Retweets
340) "Trump calls into Pennsylvania hearing, rambles about voter fraud on speakerphone"
This was as much a legitimate hearing as Rudy Giuliani is a legitimate spokesperson for HairClub.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/trump-calls-pennsylvania-hearing-rambles-about-voter-fraud-speakerphone-n1249029 …
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump
31 Likes, 8 Retweets
341) "US vaccinations lag behind expectations"
Apparently "Operation Warp Speed" is the rush-hour traffic of vaccinations.
https://mynbc15.com/news/coronavirus/us-vaccinations-lag-behind-expectations …
#Covid
31 Likes, 8 Retweets
342) If you want to consistently use that standard, there would be no GOP members in Congress.
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/NikkiHaley/status/1333890245327261698 …
33 Likes, 6 Retweets
343) Let me guess, the "photo evidence collected" is this tweet claiming photo evidence was collected...
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/ChuckCallesto/status/1332732794699718657 …
35 Likes, 4 Retweets
344) This is pretty rich coming from a guy who claims to be "pro-life" and against "cancel-culture."
#COVID19 #COVID https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1341465736292802560 …
30 Likes, 8 Retweets
345) Eh, over 300,000 Americans have forever lost all their freedoms due to government and the people not doing enough. It's true insanity to continue down this same path and expect different results. It's scary so many people can't seem to see this reality.
#COVID #COVIDIOT https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1337446436057833475 …
32 Likes, 6 Retweets
346) Setting: Hell
Trump: "What mountain is this?"
There's no such thing as too low for Donald Trump.
#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump #CapitolHill
34 Likes, 4 Retweets
347) Is this recount #56 or 57?
#Election2020 #Concede https://twitter.com/mtgreenee/status/1331044407144042497 …
35 Likes, 3 Retweets
348) A set of Monopoly thimbles - you know, to use as condoms
#TrumpXmasGifts
35 Likes, 3 Retweets
349) ...and COVID-related deaths hit 265,000. Yeah, congratulations, America...
#Election2020results #ConcedeTrump https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/1331276201562951689 …
26 Likes, 11 Retweets
350) The only thing that's strong about you is the odor coming from your backside.
#COVID https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1336458492144652289 …
30 Likes, 7 Retweets
351) Yeah, I did not have this on my bingo card...
https://www.mediaite.com/tv/foxs-bret-baier-confronts-josh-hawley-by-the-constitution-congress-doesnt-have-the-right-to-overturn-the-certification/ …
#Election2020
30 Likes, 7 Retweets
352) If anyone should be exploding about the comparison, it's Nixon, for next to Trump, he isn't a crook.
https://amp-cnn-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/01/14/politics/donald-trump-presidency-ending/index.html?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQFKAGwASA%3D#aoh=16106865297004&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2021%2F01%2F14%2Fpolitics%2Fdonald-trump-presidency-ending%2Findex.html …
#ImpeachandRemove #ImpeachTrump
30 Likes, 7 Retweets
353) He really does want to look like the world's biggest loser, doesn't he? My recommendation is for him to leave via hot-air balloon, with a message on it (in Sharpie), saying, "THERE'S NEVER BEEN THIS MUCH HOT AIR, BELIEVE ME!"
https://www.axios.com/trump-biden-inauguration-florida-rally-78b56134-54ae-4113-ad0a-ae29cd5c7be1.html?utm_campaign=organic&utm_medium=socialshare&utm_source=twitter …
#Election2020 #ConcedeNow
31 Likes, 6 Retweets
354) You're calling Donald Trump a "Democrat politician"? I don't think so!
#COVID19 https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1334136568567787521 …
34 Likes, 3 Retweets
355) I'm just waiting for someone to tweet, "#CancelBingCrosby. White Christmas? Racist! Stay woke!"
#MerryChristmas2020
35 Likes, 2 Retweets
356) "Trump administration refused offer to buy millions more Pfizer vaccine doses"
Of course they did. I guess "Operation Warp Speed" should actually have been called Operation Rush-Hour Traffic, Operation 66 Horsepower, or Operation Twerp Speed.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/dec/07/trump-administration-coronavirus-vaccine-pfizer …
#COVID
28 Likes, 8 Retweets
357) *you're
#ImpeachandRemove #ImpeachTrumpAgain https://twitter.com/TomiLahren/status/1349129410281144321 …
32 Likes, 4 Retweets
358) You should seriously place a mask over that. It's obviously infected.
#COVID19 https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1329644309952475136 …
31 Likes, 4 Retweets
359) You call that an attempt at intimidation? Yeah, okay, Ms. MicroPenis...
#ConcedeTrump https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1330368758733545477 …
31 Likes, 4 Retweets
360) Hmm, with regard to "censorship," Inigo Montoya, take it away...
https://www.kgw.com/article/news/local/idaho-internet-provider-blocks-facebook-and-twitter/293-867cc22b-fb90-4142-a296-8d800d2a03fb?utm_campaign=snd-autopilot …
#TwitterBansTrump #ByeDon pic.twitter.com/LsG5w0K9r1
31 Likes, 4 Retweets
361) Elect an even halfway competent president, who doesn't think science is a Chinese hoax, and we wouldn't have needed to cast so many mail-in ballots. On November 3rd, we did decide to limit this unreliable practice. We voted out Donald Trump.
#Election2020results #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/DanCrenshawTX/status/1332704821590306817 …
32 Likes, 3 Retweets
362) Issa: "The question is, is the president a clear and present danger? He is not. He may have been for his first 1,454 days in office, but that obviously means he won't be in his last 7 days. It's just common sense."
#ImpeachTrumpNow #Snark
32 Likes, 3 Retweets
363) You can't blame autocorrect for this one. You do realize "Trump" begins with a "T," correct?
#ImpeachTrump #TerroristTrump https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1349450713726902278 …
32 Likes, 3 Retweets
364) Rep. DUI says what?
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1331713725406056448 …
33 Likes, 2 Retweets
365) Newsflash: he never was.
https://amp-cnn-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/01/11/politics/peter-meijer-trump-impeachment-cnntv/index.html?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQHKAFQArABIA%3D%3D#aoh=16104767124662&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2021%2F01%2F11%2Fpolitics%2Fpeter-meijer-trump-impeachment-cnntv%2Findex.html …
#ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW
26 Likes, 8 Retweets
366) The #PenceCard: noun. The time when Trumpsters think they're holding a get-out-of-jail-free card, when in actuality their card says to advance to the nearest railroad.
#election https://twitter.com/TheRightMelissa/status/1341579724687073280 …
30 Likes, 4 Retweets
367) "Trump to meet with state attorneys general after joining Supreme Court election challenge"
What is a supreme waste of time?
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-meet-state-attorneys-general-after-joining-supreme-court-election-n1250678 …
#election #Jeopardy
26 Likes, 7 Retweets
368) Further proving the modern-day Republican Party cares for no one other than themselves.
#ThingsWeShouldThankTrumpFor
28 Likes, 5 Retweets
369) If you're a Christian and tell your kids the story of Santa, please realize that if your child is dyslexic, he/she may grow up thinking Satan comes down the chimney, placing presents under the tree on Christmas.
#MerryChristmas2020 #Snark
30 Likes, 3 Retweets
370) To all the Trumpers contending that this post is peak "lack of self-awareness," this is not an apples-to-apples comparison.
In Uganda, the government shut down Twitter for all.
In the US, Twitter shut down specific accounts.
The US government is not Twitter.
The end.
#ByeDon https://twitter.com/Policy/status/1349059275461685250 …
30 Likes, 3 Retweets
371) GOP: "Protesting concentration camps, where a few of them get out of hand, is just as bad as people attacking those in concentration camps!"
#ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW #Snark
24 Likes, 8 Retweets
372) BREAKING NEWS: "Brain-dead rockers Eric Clapton and Van Morrison offer to play 'Stand and Deliver' at the funerals of all 1,703,441+ COVID victims"
#COVID19 #Snark
25 Likes, 7 Retweets
373) I'm not sure what Steve Scalise's biggest problem is right now - persuading the country the Constitution should be destroyed or doing this while wearing a mask...
#TraitorTrump #GOPBetrayedAmerica
27 Likes, 5 Retweets
374) Well, Madison Cawthorn believes wearing underwear over his mouth constitutes as wearing a mask.
#ImpeachTrump #ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW
27 Likes, 5 Retweets
375) Giuliani
Then
"Truth isn't truth."
Now
"COVID isn't COVID."
#COVID19 #Snark
30 Likes, 2 Retweets
376) I see #MarshallLaw trending. My guess is a bunch of Trumpanzees created a hybrid of "The Brady Bunch" and "Beetlejuice;" mistook Marcia's name as Marshall; and thought if they tweeted said name three times, Trump would implement Martial Law.
31 Likes, 1 Retweet
377) Interesting. When reading this, it sounded an awful lot like how you typically describe Trump. I may not be theologian, but doesn't the Bible frown on that sort of thing?
#ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1334078707733061632 …
26 Likes, 5 Retweets
378) Since there is only one Donald Trump, your usage of the pronoun "us" makes zero sense.
#election #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/Lancegooden/status/1337058583595393026 …
28 Likes, 3 Retweets
379) "‘It is over’: Geraldo Rivera tells Fox News no avenue left to overturn election result"
Yeah, but was that Geraldo or his mustache talking?
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-geraldo-rivera-fox-news-election-result-b1777437.html …
#election #ConcedeNowTrump
28 Likes, 3 Retweets
380) For proving once and for all that Mike Judge is a psychic.
#ThingsWeShouldThankTrumpFor #Idiocracy pic.twitter.com/SmaCPJEpE1
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381) McClintock: "Inciting terrorism is just politics! Big whoop! Okay, now I'm going to cherry-pick some things from Trump's speech. Give me a second here as I put on my bifocals."
#ImpeachandRemove #Snark
22 Likes, 8 Retweets
382) I'll assume "he" represents "Donald Trump," because otherwise, this would make no sense.
#COVID19 https://twitter.com/RandPaul/status/1333173460722388992 …
26 Likes, 4 Retweets
383) So, you're saying, as of January 20th, your dear leader will be without a stimulus? Good to know. Thanks.
#election #COVID19 https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1339937828365627393 …
28 Likes, 2 Retweets
384) That's a lie.
A phony hoax means it was legit, which it was.
You mean, the ones that are in jail?
Attempted bribery and inciting terrorism will do that.
Oh, wait, this is a love letter to Trump. It has to be, for he only works for himself.
#ImpeachmentDay #impeached https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1349409364499714050 …
30 Likes, 0 Retweets
385) This actually makes sense. Since Trump always cheats and believes he doesn't, of course he'd think someone who doesn't cheat does.
#Election2020 #ConcedeNow https://twitter.com/Patrici15767099/status/1332506966766260225 …
24 Likes, 5 Retweets
386) For making canceling Facebook accounts great again.
#ThingsWeShouldThankTrumpFor
25 Likes, 4 Retweets
387) The site is so easy to hack, rappers will start integrating into their songs the lyrics "bitches and Parlers."
#ParlerHacked
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388) Please shut-up.
#Election2020 #MuellerReport https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/1338624757227511810 … pic.twitter.com/HpfsSW3XqU
27 Likes, 1 Retweet
389) Happy Thanksgiving! The bullsh*tter's full.
#Election2020results #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/RandyRRQuaid/status/1329817104204304389 …
24 Likes, 3 Retweets
390) What did he lose? A bet that Trump would win?
#Election2020 #Concede https://twitter.com/AnthonySabatini/status/1332086396740399111 …
24 Likes, 3 Retweets
391) "Seditious Basterds," take 9,422,617...
#Election2020 #ConcedeTrump https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1333574928759664640 …
21 Likes, 5 Retweets
392) Introducing the Trumpizer Bunny. He just keeps losing and losing...
#Election2020results #ConcedeNowTrump pic.twitter.com/XmlpcX7Z3D
23 Likes, 3 Retweets
393) SAD!
#TrumpMicroPenis
25 Likes, 1 Retweet
394) "No, Olive Garden Did Not Revoke Sean Hannity’s Lifetime Pasta Pass"
At least charge him for the breadsticks!
https://www.thewrap.com/?p=5574635
#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump
21 Likes, 4 Retweets
395) Fact-checkers, get ready: James O'Keefe will be releasing another BS-ridden video tonight.
#PantsOnFire #CNNTapes
23 Likes, 2 Retweets
396) Speaking of not paying close enough attention... You probably watched "Titanic" and summed it up by saying, "Some kid became king of the world or something."
#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump #CapitolRiots https://twitter.com/ksorbs/status/1347318220588544000 …
23 Likes, 2 Retweets
397) Crooks, Kooks, and Doofs
#TrumpLegalTeamNicknames
23 Likes, 1 Retweet
398) I've heard of take-your-child-to-work day, but I didn't realize this could result in the kids speaking on Capitol Hill...
#TraitorTrump #GOPBetrayedAmerica
23 Likes, 1 Retweet
399) Making everyone feel better about themselves when they look in the mirror, as we think, "Well, at least we don't look like him."
#ThingsWeShouldThankTrumpFor
20 Likes, 3 Retweets
400) Posey: "You know what's caused all this violence? The resist movement! Resisting anger, hatred, and violence only causes anger, hatred, and violence! Bring peace! Resist the violence-resistance!"
#ImpeachTrump #Snark
21 Likes, 2 Retweets
401) Translation: "Undermining democracy in this country isn't really a big deal. We'll still be the greatest, freest country in the world."
#Election #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/DanCrenshawTX/status/1337439100203364357 …
22 Likes, 1 Retweet
402) I guess nothing will make me love Neil Gorsuch then. So sad.
#COVID https://twitter.com/Liz_Wheeler/status/1331965185175789568 …
23 Likes, 0 Retweets
403) What's your New Year's resolution?
Democrats: "To lose weight via the Pringles diet."
Independents: "To get paid more selling Fun Dip."
Libertarians: "To travel the world without a passport."
Trumper Republicans: "To end democracy for freedom."
#TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump
18 Likes, 4 Retweets
404) "West Wing fears COVID spread after Trump lawyer Jenna Ellis attends White House party"
Here we go again. White House #COVID outbreak. Take #who in the hell knows??? ...and action!
https://www.axios.com/jenna-ellis-trump-lawyer-covid-2bab2624-0b25-4f47-a532-079fd2c392da.html?utm_campaign=organic&utm_medium=socialshare&utm_source=twitter …
19 Likes, 3 Retweets
405) Eh, no. If 26 out of 328,200,000 is a majority, my name is Bill Gates...
#Election #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/GrahamAllen_1/status/1336465880214069250 …
19 Likes, 3 Retweets
406) So says Jim Jordan. Literally. He's speaking. Debate tip when your opponent is Jim Jordan: cut off your own mic and just let him speak. He'll prove himself wrong in no time.
#TwitterBansTrump #ByeByeTrump https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1349003768881422336 …
20 Likes, 2 Retweets
407) Read it and weep...
https://amp-azcentral-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.azcentral.com/amp/6407070002?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQHKAFQArABIA%3D%3D#aoh=16065111032702&csi=1&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.azcentral.com%2Fstory%2Fnews%2Fpolitics%2Felections%2F2020%2F11%2F24%2Fgov-doug-ducey-joe-biden-did-win-arizona%2F6407070002%2F …
#DiaperDon #ConcedeTrump https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1332419413958594561 … pic.twitter.com/P3DOnv1kMi
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408) #WaitLetMeGetThisStraight
It's more disrespectful to our troops to silently protest by kneeling during the anthem than it is to condemn those not taking for granted and making the most of the freedoms for which they fought?
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409) #WaitLetMeGetThisStraight
America is the greatest country in the world, but in order to become even greater, we must become more like Russia?
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410) What, when it comes to:
- Russian interference in the 2016 election?
- Trump obstructing justice?
- Trump attempting to bribe Ukraine?
- Trump attempting to suppress the vote?
- Biden winning the election?
If so, then I agree, "bigly."
#Election2020results #ConcedeTrump https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1333937981766430722 …
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411) For providing the possibility of a new film/series, entitled, "The Chronicles of Nambia."
#ThingsWeShouldThankTrumpFor
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412) It's been more than three weeks since Trump started counting.
And he's still on #2.
Think about that.
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1331635150736805893 …
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413) #BiggestLoserTrump = #DiaperDonald
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414) Mark Levin offering an education would be like Donald Trump offering business tips - useless.
#Election2020 #ConcedeTrump https://twitter.com/marklevinshow/status/1335656780433600512 …
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415) Well, the idea is false. The "ifea?" Beats the hell out of me. What about the IKEA?
#Election2020results #ConcedeNowTrump https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1331602057615339523 …
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416) "Ohio Gov. DeWine signs gun rights bill eliminating duty to retreat"
Maybe according to "DeWhine," "guns don't kill people; guns kill COVID." 🙄
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/ohio-gov-dewine-signs-gun-rights-bill-eliminating-duty-to-retreat …
#COVID19
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417) Evidence Isn't Evidence
#TrumpLegalTeamNicknames
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418) Peter Venkman's Trumpster-evil-doppelganger: "Trump won the election; Schiff is in prison; dogs and cats living together...mass hysteria!"
#Nashville #Snark
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419) Ali Velshi at 2:30 am
Strength: Demonstrating how to properly place on a mask.
Weakness: Counting how many masks he's wearing.
#CapitolBuilding #AfterMidnightMath
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420) This is what I call a Pepper Brooks moment (Jason Bateman's character in "Dodgeball")
"That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him."
https://www-rawstory-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.rawstory.com/2020/11/sidney-powells-latest-michigan-lawsuit-cites-a-witness-claiming-fraud-in-county-that-doesnt-exist/amp/?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQHKAFQArABIA%3D%3D#aoh=16067797675609&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rawstory.com%2F2020%2F11%2Fsidney-powells-latest-michigan-lawsuit-cites-a-witness-claiming-fraud-in-county-that-doesnt-exist%2F …
#Election2020 #ConcedeNowTrump
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421) MK (Male Karen) Ultra
#TrumpLegalTeamNicknames
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Totals: 41,135 Likes, 8,642 Retweets (Averages of 97.7 Likes, 20.5 Retweets)
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