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Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 192: In Musk We Thrust

Premiere Date: 5/24/2022

Length: 2:25 (289 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/in-musk-we-thrust/

Transcript: 

Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 192, entitled, “In Musk We Thrust.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki.

 

Over the past week, billionaire and man most likely to be a virgin with 8 kids – Elon Musk, was accused by a SpaceX flight attendant of exposing his alienhood and propositioning her. While Musk has denied all allegations, it should be noted the aforementioned flight attendant was provided $250,000 in an out-of-court settlement with him, as part of a non-disclosure agreement. While I’m a firm believer in due-process and deem Musk as innocent until proven guilty, I don’t much care for the guy, so I don’t see any problem in having a little comedic fun at his expense. Here now is a Letterman-style top ten list – The Top Ten Elon Musk Pick-Up Lines.

 

The Top Ten Elon Musk Pick-Up Lines

10. "Do you drive a Tesla? Because you're electric!"

 

9. "Hey baby, can I buy you a bar?"

 

8. "Sooo, you wanna get out of here, ride on my rocketship?"

 

7. "As a Republican, I proudly believe you should have the freedom to complain about me having total control over your body."

 

6. "If you want a horse, I'll prove to you I'm hung like a pony. Wait..."

 

5. "You can't spell 'SpaceX' without 'sex.'"

 

4. "I'm a genius. My pronouns are coitus and orifices."

 

3. "Wherever my dick goes, Elongate follows."

 

2. "I'm from South Africa, so girl, I've had a lot of experience below the equator."

 

1. (drumroll) "If I were a human, I'd still want to probe you."

 

That’s it for today’s episode. Until next time, you can check me out on Twitter, Amazon, Facebook, Podbean, and Blogger. This has been I Feel Snitty, with Craig Rozniecki. Take care.

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