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This week in Twitter hashtags...

Here are the trending hashtags I had fun with on Twitter over the past week or so. My posts will be ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed at this link -
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Trump: "Mission accomplished!"
Reporter: "What was the mission?"
Trump: "I don't know, but it was accomplished."
Reporter: "What was accomplished?"
Trump: "The mission"
Reporter: "Which was?"
Trump: "Which was what? What are you talking about?"
#MissionAccomplished
421 Likes, 190 Retweets

2) For the record, Donald Trump is not smart. When a flat-earther convinces another to be a flat-earther, neither individual can be objectively classified as intelligent. It's just one idiot persuading another to hop on the idiot train.
#ComeyInterview
342 Likes, 96 Retweets

3) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump to give a speech in front of a banner he crafted himself, which reads, 'Mishin Ahkomplishd.'"
#MissionAccomplished
314 Likes, 63 Retweets

4) Comey: "Trump is a liar."
Yep.

Comey: "Trump is unfit to be president."
Correct. You're on a roll now!

Comey: "Trump has above-average intelligence."
Wait, what?
#ComeyInterview
224 Likes, 63 Retweets

5) Trump: "They proved the dossier true? Okay, time to go on TV and distract the nation by talking about #SyriaStrikes."
#Snark
191 Likes, 81 Retweets

6) Cohen's clients
Trump: He tried to hush a porn star with whom The Donald had an affair.
Broidy: He tried to hush a playmate whom Elliott had impregnated.
Hannity: ?
#SeanHannity
130 Likes, 46 Retweets

7) Comey: "Trump has above-average intelligence."

Trump: "Three words: Bigly covfefe."
#ComeyInterview #Snark
115 Likes, 30 Retweets

8) Interesting that Newt Gingrich compared the FBI raid on Michael Cohen to Nazi secret police on #HolocaustRemembranceDay. Apparently Newt doesn't remember much about the Holocaust...
85 Likes, 30 Retweets

9) Trump: "Nobody accomplishes missionless missions like I do, believe me!"
#MissionAccomplished #Snark
93 Likes, 20 Retweets

10) Shania Twain on her support for Donald Trump: "Do you want straight or polite?"
Well, The Donald is neither, so there's that...
#ShaniaTwain
89 Likes, 17 Retweets

11) That crazy social norm of it not being cool to bang your own daughter
#WhatReallyBugsTrump
69 Likes, 30 Retweets

12) What really bugs the "law and order" president? Law and order...
#WhatReallyBugsTrump
67 Likes, 23 Retweets

13) Facts, words, numbers, common sense, critical thinking, logic, rules, IQs higher than 89, hands larger than that of a newborn, non-inverted penises, etc.
#WhatReallyBugsTrump
51 Likes, 14 Retweets

14) Comey: "Trump has above-average intelligence."

Trump: "Comey is not a smart man."

Interesting...
#ComeyInterview
45 Likes, 13 Retweets

15) That his approval rating within his own family is at less than 50%
#WhatReallyBugsTrump
44 Likes, 8 Retweets

16) Hookers that don't wet the bed
#WhatReallyBugsTrump
33 Likes, 7 Retweets

17) Two engage in an ESPN-televised chess final, nicknamed "the game that will never end."

Trump walks in, drops a basketball on the board, & walks away, saying, "#MissionAccomplished!"

Player #1: "Doesn't he realize we can just play again?"

Player #2: "I guess not. Carry on..."
28 Likes, 10 Retweets

18) Porn stars who don't possess perfect names for meteorologists
#WhatReallyBugsTrump #Stormy
18 Likes, 4 Retweets

19) That there is such a thing as a good hair day
#WhatReallyBugsTrump
17 Likes, 4 Retweets

20) The Tin Man, because he actually wants a heart...
#WhatReallyBugsTrump
16 Likes, 4 Retweets

21) You can cook Indian dishes, know they derive from the country of India, and don't refer to them as Native American entrees
#WaysYouTurnMeOn
17 Likes, 2 Retweets

22) Non-alternative facts
#WhatReallyBugsTrump
14 Likes, 3 Retweets

23) It doesn't really matter, for whatever bugs him today he'll wind up embracing tomorrow
#WhatReallyBugsTrump
12 Likes, 3 Retweets

23) The help-me-help-you scene from "Jerry Maguire," because it brings back too many gushy memories of when he met Putin
#WhatReallyBugsTrump
13 Likes, 2 Retweets

25) You don't call all Hispanics "Mexicans" and tell them "aloha"
#WaysYouTurnMeOn
12 Likes, 2 Retweets

26) You correctly use the term "fallacy" in an argument
#WaysYouTurnMeOn
12 Likes, 1 Retweet

27) #ItsNeverAGoodSignWhen Donald Trump starts speaking "covfefe"
11 Likes, 1 Retweet

28) Calling Trump the antithesis of "bigly'"
#WaysYouTurnMeOn
10 Likes, 1 Retweet

29) You've found Keyser Soze
#WaysYouTurnMeOn
8 Likes, 1 Retweet

29) When you can properly tell me "they're" "there" for "their" herpes medication
#WaysYouTurnMeOn
9 Likes, 0 Retweets

31) #IThinkICouldGetAwayWith playing Uno during a threesome
7 Likes, 1 Retweet

31) Consistent consistency (as opposed to consistent inconsistency, at which he's a master)
#WhatReallyBugsTrump
8 Likes, 0 Retweets

33) Handing you a nickel at the dollar store #IsMySignatureMove
7 Likes, 0 Retweets

33) Moonwalking on Uranus #IsMySignatureMove
7 Likes, 0 Retweets

35) You think "Nickelback" is a coupon app
#WaysYouTurnMeOn
5 Likes, 1 Retweet

36) #IThinkICouldGetAwayWith being a smartass while guest-starring on an episode of "Touched By An Angel"
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

37) Asking, "So, can you buy me a drink?" #IsMySignatureMove
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 2,550 Likes, 771 Retweets (Averages of 68.9 Likes, 20.8 Retweets)

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