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In Week 11 of the NFL season I learned that... - ...nobody circles the wagons like Frank Reich against the Buffalo Bills. - ..., after the season, Baker Mayfield is scheduled to undergo a full-body transplant. - ...the soap opera known as the Las Vegas Raiders will soon appear on "The Maury Povich Show," where they will ultimately learn who their father is. - ...anyone who sat through the entirety of the Dolphins/Jets game was automatically entered into a raffle for a chance to win $100,000. As there were no entries, we'll have to wait until next year for a winner. - ...it appears the Pete Carroll-Russell Wilson marriage will be coming to an end. While Wilson will fall back to his girl on the side - Ciara, Carroll will start training for the Olympics. - ..., with his four picks against the lowly Houston Texans on Sunday, Ryan Tannehill is now being rumored to be the Atlanta Falcons quarterback of the future. - ...it's just the right dose and prescription when Dr. Rodg...

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 169: I do not think CRT means what the GOP thinks it means. Premiere Date: 11/17/21 Length: 5:38 (874 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/i-do-not-think-crt-means-what-the-gop-thinks-it-means/ Transcript:  Welcome to I Feel Snitty , episode 169, entitled, “I do not think CRT means what the GOP thinks it means.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. Whenever someone repeatedly misuses a word, I refer to the occasion as a Princess Bride moment, because of the famous back-and-forth between Mandy Patinkin’s Inigo Montoya and Wallace Shawn’s Vizzini in the 1987 Rob Reiner classic. Vizzini: “INCONCEIVABLE!” Montoya: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” The latest such example of this is with regard to CRT, or Critical Race Theory. Here’s what some Republicans have had to say on the matter: Ted Cruz: “It’s every bit as racist as the Klansmen in white sheets.” Lauren Boebert: “It’s a lie, racist, an...

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "I do not think CRT means what the GOP thinks it means." is now available! Here's a brief description of it: The latest GOP-bogeyman is none other than CRT or Critical Race Theory. In this episode, I dissect the misinformation being spread by the Republican Party regarding the decades-old theory; provide a history lesson on it; and conduct a top ten list on things stupid angry white parents will protest in the future. The show can be heard in full here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/i-do-not-think-crt-means-what-the-gop-thinks-it-means/

I just received this comment on episode 168 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "Karen Rodgers Has a Dream": - "Loved it! Such funny statements on the doctors, vaccines and loved how you pointed out the MLK vs Rodgers differences and used his speech! Awesome!" The episode can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/karen-rodgers-has-a-dream/

In Week 10 of the NFL season, I learned that... - ..., given his play, it seems rather obvious Mason Rudolph is still recovering from the Myles Garrett-helmet incident from two years back. - ...there are so many back-up quarterbacks playing, Roger Goodell is thinking of changing the league's name to the eXFL. - ..., due to how well the Patriots have been playing of late, rumor has it Bill Belichick is cheating again. First it was SpyGate. Then it was DeflateGate. Now, given his recent get-up, odds are this controversy will be called FashionGate. - ...DeSean Jackson may still be fast AF, but at the ripe old age of 34, has unfortunately come down with a case of LBS (Loose Balls Syndrome). - ..., if team nicknames were perfectly apt, the squad from the Mile High City would undoubtedly be called the Denver Bipolars. - ..., to everyone's dismay, Russell Wilson can't throw as effectively with just nine fingers. - ...the Detroit Lions are now tied for the league lead for the longe...

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 168: Karen Rodgers has a Dream Premiere Date: 11/12/21 Length: 11:21 (1,868 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/karen-rodgers-has-a-dream/ Transcript:  Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 168, entitled, “Karen Rodgers Has a Dream.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. The latest anti-vaxxer-Karen is none other than Green Bay Packers quarterback and man desperately trying to star on the new show The Mullet vs. The Wild – Aaron Rodgers. On The Pat McAfee Show, Rodgers even went so far as to compare himself to Martin Luther King, saying, “The great MLK said, ‘You have a moral obligation to object to unjust rules and rules that made no sense.’” MLK didn’t actually say this. Rodgers substituted “laws” with “rules.” There is no law saying NFL players have to be vaccinated. King actually wrote those words from jail, where he was placed due to peaceful protesting of racism and segregation. So, yeah, white-free-from-jail Aaron Rodgers may want to stop equa...

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "Karen Rodgers Has a Dream," is now available!  Here's a brief description of it:  Green Bay Packers quarterback and guy voted most likely to coin the phrase "There's no 'team' in 'me,'" Aaron Rodgers ignorantly compared his fight against COVID mandates to Martin Luther King's fight for civil rights. To further accentuate said ignorance, I decided to recreate MLK's "I Have a Dream" speech, where Rodgers talks about his selfishly prickish battle against vaccines.  The episode can be heard in full at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/karen-rodgers-has-a-dream/

In Week 9 of the NFL season, I learned that... - ...every time a Josh Allen gets on a Josh Allen, a Scott Hanson gets his offs. - ...the pick-six will 86 Sam Darnold from Carolina and deep-six his career. - ...the Arizona Cardinals' beat-down of the San Francisco 49ers answered the question we'd all long been asking: "How long has Colt McCoy been retired?" - ..., if team nicknames were perfectly apt, the Peach State representative would be called the Atlanta Cardiacs. - ...the end-zone fade pass is less useful than a bathtub sailboat, caffeine-free Jolt Cola, and a Kenny G mosh-pit. - ..., if Los Angeles Chargers head coach Brandon Staley played the game "Would You Ever?," his response would always be, "Go for it!" - ...the Packers/Chiefs game was so ugly, a narcoleptic nymphomaniac wouldn't even sleep with it. - ..., if you want younger people to get vaccinated, just tell them a side-effect of COVID is Aaron Rodgers' ugly mullet. - ...some...

In Week 8 of the NFL season, I learned that... - ..., when a Kyler Murray pass takes flight in the end zone, A.J. Green will be on stand-by, literally... - ..., with Mike White bursting onto the scene, Zach Wilson may become the Ty Detmer of Josh Rosens. - ...Carson Wentz is up to his old picks... - ...Matthew Stafford must miss Detroit like Preparation H misses Uranus. - ..., from this day forward, Aaron Rodgers shall be known as "the Dickhead Double-Check Guy." - ...the city of Las Vegas is set to sue the Raiders for disproving their slogan of "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas." - ...the ghost of Yogi Berra is alive and well. It has to be. That is the only way to explain Mike Tomlin's nonsensical decision to fake a field goal and scramble with his kicker, when there was no back-up. To this, Berra would say, "Sometimes no option is your best option." - ...it seems all but certain COVID protocols have been extended to officiating, for if any defen...