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What I learned in Week 11 of the NFL season

In Week 11 of the NFL season I learned that...

- ...nobody circles the wagons like Frank Reich against the Buffalo Bills.

- ..., after the season, Baker Mayfield is scheduled to undergo a full-body transplant.

- ...the soap opera known as the Las Vegas Raiders will soon appear on "The Maury Povich Show," where they will ultimately learn who their father is.

- ...anyone who sat through the entirety of the Dolphins/Jets game was automatically entered into a raffle for a chance to win $100,000. As there were no entries, we'll have to wait until next year for a winner.

- ...it appears the Pete Carroll-Russell Wilson marriage will be coming to an end. While Wilson will fall back to his girl on the side - Ciara, Carroll will start training for the Olympics.

- ..., with his four picks against the lowly Houston Texans on Sunday, Ryan Tannehill is now being rumored to be the Atlanta Falcons quarterback of the future.

- ...it's just the right dose and prescription when Dr. Rodgers gets a taste of his own medicine.

- ...the NFL has become more unpredictable than weather forecasts in never-never land.

- ..., given his play, Jonathan Taylor is set to star in the latest rendition of "Beauty & the Beast." No, he's not the beauty...

- ...Aaron Rodgers' toe hurts. Chances are he'll treat it with a combination of Dimetapp, Imodium, and Pepto Bismol.

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