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What I learned in Week 8 of the NFL season

In Week 8 of the NFL season, I learned that...

- ..., when a Kyler Murray pass takes flight in the end zone, A.J. Green will be on stand-by, literally...

- ..., with Mike White bursting onto the scene, Zach Wilson may become the Ty Detmer of Josh Rosens.

- ...Carson Wentz is up to his old picks...

- ...Matthew Stafford must miss Detroit like Preparation H misses Uranus.

- ..., from this day forward, Aaron Rodgers shall be known as "the Dickhead Double-Check Guy."

- ...the city of Las Vegas is set to sue the Raiders for disproving their slogan of "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

- ...the ghost of Yogi Berra is alive and well. It has to be. That is the only way to explain Mike Tomlin's nonsensical decision to fake a field goal and scramble with his kicker, when there was no back-up. To this, Berra would say, "Sometimes no option is your best option."

- ...it seems all but certain COVID protocols have been extended to officiating, for if any defender gets within 6' of an opposing quarterback, he's guilty of roughing.

- ...the Detroit Lions are like that ugly friend you go to clubs with, for any time you're next to them, you lookin' good.

 ...Bourbon Meyer needs another shot...

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