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What I learned in Week 17 of the NFL season

In Week 17 of the NFL season, I learned that...

- ..., from this point forward, whenever workers plan to stage a walkout, they'll refer to it as AB Day.

- ..., when the season's over, Baker Mayfield will undoubtedly get a part in a "Monty Python" stage play, where he'll be decked out in a full-body cast and repeatedly say, "Tis but a scratch."

- ...it's always a Chase with Ja'Marr, because nobody can catch him.

- ...the fact Aaron Rodgers reads Ayn Rand books will be the least surprising thing until it's revealed Dr. Rodgers has middle fingers tattooed all over his body.

- ...the New York Giants are so bad, they make the New York Jets look mediocre.

- ...it's being rumored the Washington Football Team (WFT) will announce that their new nickname is the Admirals. Disappointing, as I was truly hoping they'd refer to themselves as WTF WFT?!?

- ...the Carolina/New Orleans game was such a dud, even Rip Van Winkle was calling it a "snoozefest."

- ..., after seeing them both on "Monday Night Football" with the Mannings, I think it's safe to say that while Snoop Dogg trusts doctors and scientists, Aaron Rodgers has been sippin' on some gin and juice.

- ..., if pick-six Stafford keeps it up, he'll be lead star in the coming show, "Six Points Under."

- ...it's a good thing Antonio Brown didn't take a knee before leaving the field on Sunday, as that would have been a serious cause for alarm.

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