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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 171: "''World Ain't Round' (parody based on the Muse song, 'Won't Stand Down')" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 171: "World Ain't Round" (parody based on the Muse song, "Won't Stand Down")

Premiere Date: 1/20/2022

Length: 3:25 (325 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/world-ain-t-round-parody-based-on-the-muse-song-won-t-stand-down/

Transcript: 

"World Ain't Round" (to the tune of Muse's "Won't Stand Down")

I went on the web, to find some depth, to my tinfoil-hat conspiracies

I know that I’m right, so let me try, to fit this square peg in a circle

Your science is wrong, I heard in a song, written by a voice in my head

So back to YouTube, with some scary dude, calls himself GeniuserThenAll

 

I went on the web, to find some depth, on what I always want to be true

I know that I’m right, so let me try, to go and prove that which can’t be proved

Your science is wrong, I heard in a song, sung by voices in my head

So back to YouTube, with some scary dude, who appears to be on something

 

World ain’t round

It’s just way longer

World ain’t round

A hoax is Armstrong

World ain’t round

Greeks photoshopped five-thousand years ago

 

The moon is fake, so the landing was staged, just close your eyes at night to see

Illuminati, to rule all that is free, of course led by Lady G

In Roswell there were probes, green men said, “Disrobe!,” just watch all of those movies

COVID was made up, vaccines control us, all robots since we were babies

 

The moon is fake, so the landing was staged, astronaut suits are costumes

Illuminati, rulers of all that is free, of course led by Jay-Z

In Roswell there were probes, green men said, “Disrobe!,” just watch all of those movies

COVID was made up, vaccines control us, all robots since we were babies

 

World ain’t round

It’s just way longer

World ain’t round

A hoax is Armstrong

World ain’t round

Greeks photoshopped five-thousand years ago

 

World ain’t round

Can’t fall down

World ain’t round

 

World ain’t round

It’s just way longer

World ain’t round

A hoax is Armstrong

World ain’t round

Greeks photoshopped five-thousand years ago

 

World ain’t round

World ain’t round

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