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What I learned in Week 18 of the NFL season

In Week 18 of the NFL season, I learned that...

- ..., even when by his lonesome self, Brandon Staley isn't the smartest person in the room.

- ..., giving up the #1 draft pick in the process, even when the Lions win, they find a way to lose.

- ..., in getting fired after closing the season 8-1 after a 1-7 start, Brian Flores has proven there is such a thing as CWB (Coaching While Black).

- ..., when given the option of "playing to win" or "playing not to lose," Brandon Staley thinks outside the box and plays to lose.

- ..., as Carson Wentz proved on Sunday in his team's playoff-denying loss, one often unmentioned side-effect of COVID is playing like horseshit against the Jacksonville Jaguars.

- ..., when Brandon Staley hits 21 in Blackjack, he tells the dealer to hit him.

- ...Antonio Brown is set to become the first contestant to participate in "Dancing With the Stars" with a pair of broken ankles, two arm-casts, and a neck brace.

- ..., due to his taste in literature, the Green Bay Packers quarterback shall now be known as Dr. Rand Rodgers.

- ...Jon Gruden will inevitably win Coach of the Year, for no other coach led his team to the playoffs after being forced to leave them midseason.

- ...what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, unless it's Brandon Staley's idiocy. That travels everywhere.

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