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Comments on Blog: Reviewing the Reviewers

I received these comments on my recent blog, entitled "Reviewing the Reviewers":

- "Omg you’re unstoppable ๐Ÿ˜‚ This could actually pass for an actual review, considering how…Lazy they are. You have a spark of genius"

- "This made my day. Absolutely spot on hilarious. So many dun duns it could almost pass for an episode of Law & Order"

- "Amazing๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚"

- "Ha ha... this is made me roflcopter so hard I took off"

- "This reads like A Clockwork Orange lmao"

- "I feel like I've heard it now."

- "You wrote this in a way that you might as well be playing the actual songs to me. Your use of descriptive words is excellent and I look forward to your future review of 'Kid B.'"

- "To be honest it is so refreshing to read humorous and smart stuff like what you do. It’s woefully rare nowadays to read true humorous stuff."

- "I wish I could upvote more than once, because holy shit this was hilarious to read"

- "This is genuinely hilarious. Pretty much spot on with all of these 'descriptions' of the songs from what we gathered from the reviewers. Euphoria fucking slayed me."

The blog can be read here. - https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2022/08/reviewing-reviewers.html





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