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MAGA RATM Fans Furious Band Not Angry At Same Machine

Trump supporters stormed the streets after it was revealed their favorite band, Rage Against the Machine, was not in fact angry at the same machine they were.

Billy-Joe-Bob-Jimmy Johns-Jones-Smith, a 109-year-old resident of Trailer Park, Kentucky, said, "We's always be playin' them's songs when that there washer broke down again. When that happened, we'd be like, 'Welp, it's time for a little 'Take the Power Back.' But then we hears they's mad at people like the Orange Messiah himself? What da hells is wrong wit dem?!? That's it. No more rage for me!"

Jessica Falseteeth, a 22-year-old dental assistant at an undisclosed Walmart added, "I always thought 'Without a Face' was about a dishwasher and 'Voice of the Voiceless' was about the fan in my room. Feels like I've been lied to all my life!"

Feeling the purported backlash of couples of MAGA supporters, Rage guitarist Tom Morello tweeted the following message: 

"My people's culture was strong, it was pure
And if not for that white greed
It would've endured
My people were left with no choice but to decide
To conform to a system
Their souls encaged
Their minds enslaved
I feel the rage
It's brutality can never be undone
But the sun is not yet set
The bass and drums and microphones a threat
That's when ya investigate the crimes from the inside
And see that they're responsible for genocide
Responsible for genocide
Responsible for genocide"

At this, Ms. Falseteeth reportedly said, "Genocide - that's the name of my fan! I knew the song was about him!"

https://songmeanings.com/songs/view/68556/

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