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Coming Soon: My Music to iTunes!

Coming soon: my parodies on iTunes! I've officially written 121 songs and counting. Yes, it may take a little while to record and release them all, so please be patient. Regardless, here are all the titles, listed in alphabetical order by the name of the original recording artist, and then the title of the parody, if I've written more than one song based on a particular musician's work. Stay tuned!

"If I Lost $1,000,000,000" (based off the Barenaked Ladies' "If I Had $1,000,000")

"Ready to Take Us Back Again" (based off Barry Manilow's "Ready to Take a Chance Again") 

"Yuge" (based off Better Than Ezra's "Good")

"Turtle's Spell" (based off Billy Idol's "Rebel Yell")

"The Donald Fan" (based off Billy Joel's "Piano Man") 

"Hit the Jim/Gym" (based off Biz Markie's "Just a Friend")

"Trickin' Boomers" (based off Biz Markie's "Pickin' Boogers")

"Coal in the Stocking" (based off the Black Keys' "Gold On the Ceiling")

"Stab Your Back" (based off Bobby Darin's "Mack the Knife")

"Want Him to Fix My Ride" (based off Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive")

"Blind Trigger" (based off Bush's "Blood River")

"Brittle Things" (based off Bush's "Little Things")

"Demon Semen" (based off Bush's "Everything Zen") 

"Machines Said" (based off Bush's "Machinehead")

"Tangerine" (based off Bush's "Glycerine") 

"Vote Out the Clowns" (based off Bush's "Send in the Clowns") 

"The Devil Went Down in Georgia" (based off Charlie Daniels' "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")

"Griftin'" (based off Clarence Carter's "Strokin'")

"MAGA Tears" (based off Cold's "Wasted Years")

"The Two Ron Rons" (based off the Crystals' "Da Doo Ron Ron")

"We Stand with the Ukraine" (based off Cypress Hill's "Insane in the Brain")

"Get Vaxxed" (based off David Bowie's "Let's Dance")

"Weirdos" (based off David Bowie's "Heroes")

"Cray" (based off Dean Martin's "Sway")

"Debunk You in a Heartbeat" (based off Def Leppard's "Miss You in a Heartbeat") 

"Grifts Away" (based off Dobie Gray's "Drift Away")

"The Man Is Deranged" (based off The Doors' "People Are Strange")

"Trumpers in the Cold" (based off The Doors' "Riders On the Storm") 

"Donnie and the Feds" (based off Elton John's "Bennie and the Jets")

"So Deplorable" (based off EMF's "Unbelievable")

"Bern Memes (All Look Like This)" (based off the Eurythmics' "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)") 

"The Nationalist Anthem" (based off Francis Scott Key's "The Star-Spangled Banner")

"No Thanks, No Thanks" (based off Frank Sinatra's "New York, New York")

"Wrong Way" (based off Frank Sinatra's "My Way")

"Amar Old Glory Hole" (based off Green Day's "Viva la Gloria")

"Amar Old Glory Hole (Brittle Don)" (based off Green Day's "Viva la Gloria (Little Girl)")

"Arrogant Covidiot" (based off Green Day's "American Idiot")

"A Bigly Stain On Our Lives" (based off Green Day's "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)")

"Boulevard of Mangled Schemes" (based off Green Day's "Boulevard of Broken Dreams") 

"Con of the Century" (based off Green Day's "Song of the Century") 

"Daughter's Sexy" (based off Green Day's "Murder City")

"Diversionary World" (based off Green Day's "Extraordinary Girl") 

"Donnie's a Zero" (based off Green Day's "Christian Inferno")

"Erratic Days" (based off Green Day's "The Static Age")

"Give His Ego Pain" (based off Green Day's "Give Me Novacaine")

"Harassing All Women and Girls" (based off Green Day's "Last of the American Girls")

"Here's the Bombshell" (based off Green Day's "She's a Rebel")

"He's Jesus Nowhere" (based off Green Day's "East Jesus Nowhere")

"Impeachment Day" (based off Green Day's "Holiday")

"Judas of Nambia" (based off Green Day's "Jesus of Suburbia")

"No More Honesty" (based off Green Day's "Know Your Enemy")

"(No) Winning" (based off Green Day's "Homecoming") 

"Orwellian Poetry" (A. "Woke Insomnia" / B. "Project Real") (based off Green Day's "American Eulogy" (A. "Mass Hysteria" / B. "Modern World"))

"Pisstaker" (based off Green Day's "Peacemaker") 

"Right the Right" (based off Green Day's "See the Light")

"Run, Duck, and Hide" (based off Green Day's "Hitchin' a Ride")

"Senseless Mind Syndrome" (based off Green Day's "Restless Heart Syndrome") 

"Slim-to-None Funds" (based off Green Day's "21 Guns")

"Stormy At Birth" (based off Green Day's "Last Night On Earth")

"Taint Donny" (based off Green Day's "St. Jimmy") 

"Taylor-Made" (based off Green Day's "Basket Case")

"They Are the Hating" (based off Green Day's "Are We the Waiting")

"Twittermob" (based off Green Day's "Letterbomb")

"Wake Us Up When October Ends" (based off Green Day's "Wake Me Up When September Ends")

"What's His Face?" (based off Green Day's "Whatsername")

"Withholding the Bribery" (based off Green Day's "Before the Lobotomy") 

"You're Accused and Betrayed" (based off Green Day's "Horseshoes an Handgrenades")

"34 Felony Crackdown" (based off Green Day's "21st Century Breakdown")

"November Pain" (based off Guns 'N' Roses' "November Rain")

"Klan Leader" (based off Hall & Oates' "Maneater") 

"I've Got Some Morning Wood" (based off Herman's Hermits' "I'm Into Something Good")

"Try That In MAGA Town" (based off Jason Aldean's "Try That In a Small Town")

"Trump Stinks" (based off the J. Geils Band's "Love Stinks")

"Shooting For Zero Laws" (based off Jody Watley's "Looking For a New Love") 

"Breaking the Seal" (based off Judas Priest's "Breaking the Law")

"Give a Buck" (based off KC and the Sunshine Band's "Give It Up")

"On the Wrong Side" (based off the Killers' "Mr. Brightside")

"Ron's a Fascist" (based off Live's "Lightning Crashes")

"Violins" (based off Live's "I Alone") 

"Cult of Mass Stupidity" (based off Living Colour's "Cult of Personality")

"Blinded By the Right" (based off Manfred Mann's "Blinded By the Light")

"The Best Words On Earth" (based off Marilyn Manson's "The Last Day On Earth") 

"Dumb4Free" (based off Marilyn Manson's "Kill4Me")

"Don't Vote For Red" (based off Marilyn Manson's "Don't Chase the Dead")

"The Man That You Cheer" (based off Marilyn Manson's "The Man That You Fear")

"The Trumpanzees" (based off Marilyn Manson's "The Nobodies")

"They Would Do Anything For Trump (But They Won't Do That)" (based off Meat Loaf's "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)") 

"Ass Is Burning" (based off Midnight Oil's "Beds Are Burning")

"Balls of Dystopia" (based off Muse's "Knights of Cydonia")

"Gaslighting" (based off Muse's "Uprising")

"Supermassive Maskholes" (based off Muse's "Supermassive Black Hole") 

"World Ain't Round" (based off Muse's "Won't Stand Down")

"G-O-N-E" (based off Nat King Cole's "L-O-V-E") 

"GQP" (based off Naughty By Nature's "O.P.P.")

"Tweeting Some Lies" (based off Neil Diamond's "Sweet Caroline")

"Dumb As You Are" (based off Nirvana's "Come As You Are")

"Hydroxychloroquine" (based off Nirvana's "Lithium") 

"Shroom-Shaped C*ck" (based off Nirvana's "Heart-Shaped Box")

"Team Ukraine" (based off Nirvana's "On a Plain")

"Campaign Moral Coma" (based off Oasis's "Champagne Supernova")

"Lysol" (based off Oasis's "Wonderwall") 

"Dumb, Loud, and Cray" (based off the Offspring's "Come Out and Play") 

"Lady G" (based off Pearl Jam's "Jeremy")

"His Wife Is 'Mother'" (based off PJ Harvey's "Down By the Water")

"Trump" (based off the Presidents of the United States of America's "Lump") 

"1965" (based off Prince's "1999")

"They're Gonna Watch (2,000 Mules)" (based off the Proclaimers' "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)")

"They're Too Stupid" (based off Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy") 

"It's a Cult" (based off Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me")

"Expel Ds" (based off Silverchair's "Abuse Me")

"Mikey's On Crack" (based off Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back")

"Every Way, Sheeple" (based off Sly and the Family Stone's "Everyday People")

"Dotard" (based off Smash Mouth's "All Star")

"Bourne to Be a Pile" (based off Steppenwolf's "Born to Be Wild")

"The Cokehead" (based off the Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

"Lied, Squealed, Whimpered He's Trump" (based off Stevie Wonder's "Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours")

"Batsh*t Creeper" (based off Ted Nugent's "Cat Scratch Fever")

"01135809/Donnie" (based off Tommy Tutone's "867-5309/Jenny")

"Real Fools" (based off Tony! Toni! Tone!'s "Feels Good")

"Fabricate" (based off Warren G's "Regulate")

"Pray It Ain't So" (based off Weezer's "Say It Ain't So")

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