I had a little fun with the trending hashtag #JohnKelly yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my posts can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) So #JohnKelly lies about Rep. Wilson, defends slavery, says no to any refugees, uses the always-attack-Hillary tactic, & he's the good guy?
559 Likes, 287 Retweets
2) Kelly: "Blacks are people; they aren't people. Let's come to a compromise. How about saying they're 3/5 of a person?"
#JohnKelly
266 Likes, 102 Retweets
3) How's this for a compromise, #JohnKelly? Trump was in reality TV; now he's president. Let's make him pres. on a reality TV show (HRC pres.).
52 Likes, 14 Retweets
4) Honesty compromise
#JohnKelly: "I can't give you the truth, but I don't want to lie. How about I give you the alternative-truth?"
18 Likes, 4 Retweets
5) Crucifixion compromise
#JohnKelly: "How about if Jesus just does his best possum impersonation & plays dead for 3 days before rising again?"
13 Likes, 3 Retweets
Totals: 908 Likes, 410 Retweets (Averages of 181.6 Likes, 82.0 Retweets)
1) So #JohnKelly lies about Rep. Wilson, defends slavery, says no to any refugees, uses the always-attack-Hillary tactic, & he's the good guy?
559 Likes, 287 Retweets
2) Kelly: "Blacks are people; they aren't people. Let's come to a compromise. How about saying they're 3/5 of a person?"
#JohnKelly
266 Likes, 102 Retweets
3) How's this for a compromise, #JohnKelly? Trump was in reality TV; now he's president. Let's make him pres. on a reality TV show (HRC pres.).
52 Likes, 14 Retweets
4) Honesty compromise
#JohnKelly: "I can't give you the truth, but I don't want to lie. How about I give you the alternative-truth?"
18 Likes, 4 Retweets
5) Crucifixion compromise
#JohnKelly: "How about if Jesus just does his best possum impersonation & plays dead for 3 days before rising again?"
13 Likes, 3 Retweets
Totals: 908 Likes, 410 Retweets (Averages of 181.6 Likes, 82.0 Retweets)
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