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#ThingsWeWillProbablyNeverHear

While it wasn't trending for long, I managed to have a little bit of fun with the hashtag #ThingsWeWillProbablyNeverHear on Twitter the other day. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all of my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "Look, my boss made a mistake. He is human after all." - Sarah Huckabee Sanders
#ThingsWeWillProbablyNeverHear
49 Likes, 10 Retweets

2) "I was wrong." or "I'm sorry." - Donald Trump
#ThingsWeWillProbablyNeverHear
38 Likes, 5 Retweets

3) "I have a dream that one day an orange white supremacist will lead our great nation." - MLK
#ThingsWeWillProbablyNeverHear
24 Likes, 1 Retweet

4) "Better ingredients. Better pizza. Papa John's." - Well renowned food critic
#ThingsWeWillProbablyNeverHear
20 Likes, 2 Retweets

5) "The police targeted me because of my hoodie." - Bill Belichick
#ThingsWeWillProbablyNeverHear
16 Likes, 3 Retweets

6) "That alt-right sure knows what they're talking about." - Albert Einstein
#ThingsWeWillProbablyNeverHear
14 Likes, 3 Retweets

7) Big oil CEO dressed as Santa: "If you're not a good boy this year, I'll put clean energy in your stocking."
#ThingsWeWillProbablyNeverHear
13 Likes, 1 Retweet

8) "It was me." - Shaggy
#ThingsWeWillProbablyNeverHear
9 Likes, 0 Retweets

9) "Climate change is a hoax." - Mother Nature
#ThingsWeWillProbablyNeverHear
5 Likes, 1 Retweet

Totals: 188 Likes, 26 Retweets (Averages of 20.9 Likes, 2.9 Retweets)

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