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#Putin, #JeffSessions, and #SessionsHearing

I had some fun with the trending hashtags #Putin, #JeffSessions, and #SessionsHearing on Twitter over the past few days. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Rep.: "Do you recall?"
Sessions: "Has the media reported it?"
Rep.: "No"
Sessions: "I don't recall."
Rep: "Do you recall?"
Sessions: "Has the media reported it?"
Rep.: "Yes"
Sessions: "I do recall."
Rep.: "When did you recall?"
Sessions: "When it got reported."
#JeffSessions
384 Likes, 170 Retweets

2) GOP Reps: "Who won the election?"
Sessions: "Donald Trump"
"Who is president?"
Sessions: "Donald Trump"
"If Russia helped the winning nominee, who'd that be?"
Sessions: "Donald Trump"
"So is it then safe to assume Hillary Clinton colluded w/Russia?"
Sessions: "Yes"
#JeffSessions
233 Likes, 83 Retweets

3) Trump: "Putin didn't meddle. How could he have meddled when Russia's way over there and we're over here? Can you see Russia from your house? I can't. Just doesn't make sense."
#Putin
95 Likes, 27 Retweets

4) "Where were you when you awoke this morning?"
Sessions: "I do not recall."
"What did you have for breakfast?"
Sessions: "I do not recall."
"What do you recall?"
Sessions: "I do not recall."
"Who is your cult leader?"
Sessions: "Donald Trump. I mean I do not recall."
#JeffSessions
96 Likes, 24 Retweets

5) Dem Rep.: "Did you or anyone else in the White House commit treason?"
Sessions: "I do not recall."

GOP Rep.: "While I massage your back, tell me, how good do you think Alabama football is this year?"
Sessions: "Not as good as a golden shower in Russia, but good."
#JeffSessions
88 Likes, 29 Retweets

6) Trump: "It's like the saying goes, 'Bros before hos and Putin before U.S. citizens.' Make America great again."
#Putin
76 Likes, 22 Retweets

7) Trump: "Putin didn't meddle. What even is 'meddle'? That heavy music? My favorite meddle band is probably Taxslayer or whatever their name is, bigly."
#Putin
37 Likes, 9 Retweets

8) BREAKING NEWS: "Feeding off his hearing from yesterday, Jeff Sessions has decided to become the face of the new chief rival to Sure deodorant, as he'll utter in ads, 'Raise your hand if you can't recall whether you're maybe possibly potentially sure or not.'"
#SessionsHearing
28 Likes, 6 Retweets

9) Trump: "The first rule of Best Friends Club is you don't meddle in best friends' elections, so no, my BFF Vlady didn't do that. Period."
#Putin
23 Likes, 5 Retweets

Totals: 1,060 Likes, 375 Retweets (Averages of 117.8 Likes, 41.7 Retweets)
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