Skip to main content

#TrumpYourThanksgiving

Due to a physical injury and boredom the other day, I decided to start my own hashtag on Twitter, #TrumpYourThanksgiving, and have a little fun with it. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Trump: "I'm thankful for so many things: My foreign wives, my foreign workers, my foreign clothes, and my best friend, Vladimir Putin, or Puty as I call him. Make America great again."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
83 Likes, 39 Retweets

2) Trump: "I don't like Black Friday. It's always scared me. I think Obama invented it."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
88 Likes, 29 Retweets

3) Trump: "I tell you what, if my daughter Ivanka were a turkey, she'd be like the hottest turkey ever, believe me."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
58 Likes, 20 Retweets

4) Trump: "The first Thanksgiving I remember was when my dad gave me a very small gift of $1 million, looked me in the eyes, and said, 'Be thankful, b*tch.' True story."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
47 Likes, 16 Retweets

5) Trump: "Thanksgiving? I don't like that. Let's change it to Takingnotgiving. There, much better."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
44 Likes, 10 Retweets

6) Trump: "What is this about Black Friday? All Fridays matter!"
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
41 Likes, 10 Retweets

7) Trump: "I'm not a racist, but I've never been a yuge fan of Charlie Brown. I'd like him better if he was Charlie White. Just sayin'."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
37 Likes, 12 Retweets

8) Trump: "If I have two helpings and you have three, I win, because, you know, electoral college."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
24 Likes, 8 Retweets

8) Trump: "The first turkey I'm going to free is named Eric. He's the only Eric I like, seriously."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
25 Likes, 7 Retweets

10) Trump: "Nothing says Thanksgiving like a Trump Grill taco bowl, a shot of gravy, and a KFC bucket. I love the Indians!"
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
21 Likes, 8 Retweets

10) Trump: "On this day, many years ago, the pilgrims wiped out the Nambians to give us America. Fact."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
23 Likes, 6 Retweets

10) Trump: "The only way every family is fed and happy is if you give me all the turkeys and call it turkey reform."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
24 Likes, 5 Retweets

13) Trump: "If you don't say that grace thing before eating the turkey, you're disrespecting our troops. Period."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
16 Likes, 4 Retweets

14) Trump: "When you're famous, turkeys will let you do anything. Grab 'em by the pu*sy, anything."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
14 Likes, 5 Retweets

15) Trump: "My favorite Thanksgiving tradition is, before eating, reading all of the Corinthians in that one good book: One, Two, Three, all the way up through Forty-Five."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
13 Likes, 3 Retweets

Totals: 558 Likes, 182 Retweets (Averages of 37.2 Likes, 12.1 Retweets)

Labels

Labels:

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Boycotting jukeboxes because of TouchTunes

I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun...
2 comments
Read more

Trump's Lie Tally at the CNN Debate

1) "We had the greatest economy in the history of our country. We had never done so well. Every – everybody was amazed by it. Other countries were copying us." 2) "But the thing we never got the credit for, and we should have, is getting us out of that COVID mess." 3) "The only jobs he created are for illegal immigrants and bounceback jobs; they’re bounced back from the COVID." 4) "Not going to drive them higher. It’s just going to cause countries that have been ripping us off for years, like China and many others, in all fairness to China – it’s going to just force them to pay us a lot of money, reduce our deficit tremendously, and give us a lot of power for other things." (tariffs) 5) "He also said he inherited 9 percent inflation." 6) "No, he inherited almost no inflation and it stayed that way for 14 months. And then it blew up under his leadership, because they spent money like a bunch of people that didn’t know what t...
Post a Comment
Read more