Here are my trending hashtag tweets from the past couple weeks, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my posts can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) "How to Boycott" by Trumpsters
1) Purchase item w/your own money
2) Destroy item you purchased
3) Post a picture of you destroying this item
4) Purchase same item from a different company
Spend double. Original company already has your money. Fiscal responsibility...
#NikeBoycott
1,023 Likes, 280 Retweets
2) Kavanaugh breaks the world record for uttering the word 'precedent' the most times in a single sentence.
Trump: "Why does he keep talking about me?"
#Kavanaugh #Snark
135 Likes, 35 Retweets
3) BREAKING NEWS: "In response to #NikeBoycott, Nike has temporarily changed its slogan to, 'Just Do It! We already got your money, as*holes!"
#Snark
135 Likes, 28 Retweets
4) Here are the most likely authors of the New York Times piece:
- The nameless "one guy" Trump talks about
- The ghost of Abraham Lincoln
- An "alternative person"
- One of Donald Trump's 45 personalities
- Who Mike Pence refers to as "mother"
#NYTimesOpEd #anonymous #Lodestar
132 Likes, 28 Retweets
5) Orrin Hatch: "We ought to have this loudmouth removed!"
Allow me to help finish his sentence: "...from the Oval Office." You're welcome.
#Kavanaugh
120 Likes, 30 Retweets
6) If Donald Trump were a weather forecaster: "It's gonna rain today, bigly. Unlike yesterday's rain, today's rain is gonna be very wet. Not only that, but the wind will be like really windy too. Also, the sun will be warm at some point, so watch out!"
#HurricaneFlorence
98 Likes, 40 Retweets
7) Kaepernick becomes the face of Nike by kneeling before the flag.
Trumpsters: "Let's burn the Nike products we bought!"
Trump becomes the face of the US by kneeling before the Russian president.
Trumpsters: "Make America great again!"
...as he burns our Constitution.
#NikeBoycott
91 Likes, 30 Retweets
8) Kaepernick: "Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything."
Trump: "Believe in nothing, even if it means sacrificing everyone."
There, fixed it for you, Jr.
#Kaepernick #Snark
85 Likes, 25 Retweets
9) Trump: "I'm just gonna tell people I know the best words."
Obama: "I'm actually going to use the best words in my speech."
#BarackObama #PresidentObama
87 Likes, 20 Retweets
10) If people did a shot every time #Kavanaugh said the name "Scalia," they would have been passed out before lunchtime.
89 Likes, 13 Retweets
11) Grassley: "I'm sick and tired of these Democratic double-standards! So what if President Trump likes grabbing women by the p*ssy? President Obama wore a tan suit! If that's not offensive, I don't know what is! Double-standards!"
#Kavanaugh #Snark
78 Likes, 17 Retweets
12) During Obama's speech
Trump: "What is this? A foreign language? This doesn't even make sense! What are these words? I've never heard them before! I mean, 'gullibillehtee,' 'debtrehmeant,' 'on-est'? Fake words!"
#PresidentObama #Snark
69 Likes, 21 Retweets
13) Donald Trump is such a disgrace. Can you imagine if 9/11 happened under his watch, and once the final death toll numbers were calculated, he tweeted, "Only like 5 to 10 people died. That 3,000 is totally made up!"? Sadly, I can. He'd then raise his fists in the air...
#PuertoRico
57 Likes, 21 Retweets
14) Blocked by a George Zimmerman lover?
Bucket list: Check.
#GeorgeZimmerman
59 Likes, 7 Retweets
15) Am I the only one who hears Dark Helmet's voice from "Spaceballs" while reading the New York Times piece, especially when the author writes "lodestar"?
#NYTimesOpEd #anonymous #Lodestar
45 Likes, 7 Retweets
16) In response to Obama's speech, I'm guessing Trump writes an op-ed, entitled, "I'm the Real Mr. Amoneymoose."
#NYTimesOpEd #PresidentObama
42 Likes, 9 Retweets
17) Who did it? It was Fake Professor Pence, in the Conservatory, with the Quill Pen.
#NYTimesOpEd
35 Likes, 9 Retweets
17) Alleged Melania: "Freedom of speech is an important pillar of our nation's founding principles."
Real Melania: "I prefer one soft pillar under my head and a firmer, but still soft pillar under my knees at night. Sleep best."
#NewYorkTimesOpEd #Anonymous #Snark
35 Likes, 9 Retweets
17) Trump: "When you think about it, that 20-year-old who got shot was in the hospital for a long time before he died. So, I mean, he didn't die from the gunshot; he died from old age."
#PuertoRicoDeathToll #Snark
39 Likes, 5 Retweets
20) There's less chance Melania wrote that letter than Donald Jr. has of becoming Mr. America.
#NewYorkTimesOpEd #Anonymous
36 Likes, 6 Retweets
20) Brett Kavanaugh's responses remind me of a high school American Government class I took. "Now, kids, there are three branches to the United States government: 1) Executive - executes, 2) Legislative - legislates, and 3) Judicial - judicies or whatever."
#KavanaughHearings #Snark
38 Likes, 4 Retweets
22) Cruz: "Judge Kavanaugh has turned water into wine, dust into loaves of bread, a loud snore into a beautiful ballad. I don't think anything more needs to be said, besides me reading all of these Dr. Seuss books. Let's start with 'There's a Wocket in my Pocket.'"
#Kavanaugh #Snark
27 Likes, 10 Retweets
22) Pence: "It's very disappointing that our last political leader, you know, the president, has become so political."
#Snark #PresidentObama
30 Likes, 7 Retweets
24) It's my bet Trump starts calling this anonymous author "stupid unnamed nameless unknown anonymous guy."
#NYTimesOpEd #Anonymous #Lodestar
29 Likes, 5 Retweets
25) Reporter: "A George Washington study concluded that approximately 3,000 perished via the Puerto Rico hurricanes, but President Trump disagrees. Why?"
Kellyanne Conway: "Those are alternative deaths."
#PuertoRicoDeathToll #Snark
22 Likes, 9 Retweets
26) Trump: "What the study really said was that the death toll would have been 3,000 if I hadn't tossed paper towels at people. Since I did that, though, only 5 to 10 died."
#PuertoRico #Snark
23 Likes, 5 Retweets
27) In order to enter, you must state the secret password, which is Covfefe-in-Chief.
#MAGARallyRules
24 Likes, 2 Retweets
28) Attendees must build a big, beautiful LEGO wall and claim that the protesters will pay for it.
#MAGARallyRules
19 Likes, 1 Retweet
29) The first rule of Drumpf Club is you always tweet about Drumpf Club.
#MAGARallyRules
16 Likes, 3 Retweets
30) Trump: "Obama's speech? Yeah, I fell asleep. My favorite part of the speech I slept through was around the 32-minute mark. Talk about a snoozer! I'll never forget what he said there!"
#Snark #PresidentObama
17 Likes, 1 Retweet
31) Trump: "3,000 didn't die. I only saw like 5 die. That's because I opened my eyes for just a split-second while I was there."
#PuertoRicoDeathToll #Snark
14 Likes, 1 Retweet
32) Every time you utter a truth, your nose grows an inch.
#MAGARallyRules
10 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 2,759 Likes, 688 Retweets (Averages of 86. 2 Likes, 21.5 Retweets)
1) "How to Boycott" by Trumpsters
1) Purchase item w/your own money
2) Destroy item you purchased
3) Post a picture of you destroying this item
4) Purchase same item from a different company
Spend double. Original company already has your money. Fiscal responsibility...
#NikeBoycott
1,023 Likes, 280 Retweets
2) Kavanaugh breaks the world record for uttering the word 'precedent' the most times in a single sentence.
Trump: "Why does he keep talking about me?"
#Kavanaugh #Snark
135 Likes, 35 Retweets
3) BREAKING NEWS: "In response to #NikeBoycott, Nike has temporarily changed its slogan to, 'Just Do It! We already got your money, as*holes!"
#Snark
135 Likes, 28 Retweets
4) Here are the most likely authors of the New York Times piece:
- The nameless "one guy" Trump talks about
- The ghost of Abraham Lincoln
- An "alternative person"
- One of Donald Trump's 45 personalities
- Who Mike Pence refers to as "mother"
#NYTimesOpEd #anonymous #Lodestar
132 Likes, 28 Retweets
5) Orrin Hatch: "We ought to have this loudmouth removed!"
Allow me to help finish his sentence: "...from the Oval Office." You're welcome.
#Kavanaugh
120 Likes, 30 Retweets
6) If Donald Trump were a weather forecaster: "It's gonna rain today, bigly. Unlike yesterday's rain, today's rain is gonna be very wet. Not only that, but the wind will be like really windy too. Also, the sun will be warm at some point, so watch out!"
#HurricaneFlorence
98 Likes, 40 Retweets
7) Kaepernick becomes the face of Nike by kneeling before the flag.
Trumpsters: "Let's burn the Nike products we bought!"
Trump becomes the face of the US by kneeling before the Russian president.
Trumpsters: "Make America great again!"
...as he burns our Constitution.
#NikeBoycott
91 Likes, 30 Retweets
8) Kaepernick: "Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything."
Trump: "Believe in nothing, even if it means sacrificing everyone."
There, fixed it for you, Jr.
#Kaepernick #Snark
85 Likes, 25 Retweets
9) Trump: "I'm just gonna tell people I know the best words."
Obama: "I'm actually going to use the best words in my speech."
#BarackObama #PresidentObama
87 Likes, 20 Retweets
10) If people did a shot every time #Kavanaugh said the name "Scalia," they would have been passed out before lunchtime.
89 Likes, 13 Retweets
11) Grassley: "I'm sick and tired of these Democratic double-standards! So what if President Trump likes grabbing women by the p*ssy? President Obama wore a tan suit! If that's not offensive, I don't know what is! Double-standards!"
#Kavanaugh #Snark
78 Likes, 17 Retweets
12) During Obama's speech
Trump: "What is this? A foreign language? This doesn't even make sense! What are these words? I've never heard them before! I mean, 'gullibillehtee,' 'debtrehmeant,' 'on-est'? Fake words!"
#PresidentObama #Snark
69 Likes, 21 Retweets
13) Donald Trump is such a disgrace. Can you imagine if 9/11 happened under his watch, and once the final death toll numbers were calculated, he tweeted, "Only like 5 to 10 people died. That 3,000 is totally made up!"? Sadly, I can. He'd then raise his fists in the air...
#PuertoRico
57 Likes, 21 Retweets
14) Blocked by a George Zimmerman lover?
Bucket list: Check.
#GeorgeZimmerman
59 Likes, 7 Retweets
15) Am I the only one who hears Dark Helmet's voice from "Spaceballs" while reading the New York Times piece, especially when the author writes "lodestar"?
#NYTimesOpEd #anonymous #Lodestar
45 Likes, 7 Retweets
16) In response to Obama's speech, I'm guessing Trump writes an op-ed, entitled, "I'm the Real Mr. Amoneymoose."
#NYTimesOpEd #PresidentObama
42 Likes, 9 Retweets
17) Who did it? It was Fake Professor Pence, in the Conservatory, with the Quill Pen.
#NYTimesOpEd
35 Likes, 9 Retweets
17) Alleged Melania: "Freedom of speech is an important pillar of our nation's founding principles."
Real Melania: "I prefer one soft pillar under my head and a firmer, but still soft pillar under my knees at night. Sleep best."
#NewYorkTimesOpEd #Anonymous #Snark
35 Likes, 9 Retweets
17) Trump: "When you think about it, that 20-year-old who got shot was in the hospital for a long time before he died. So, I mean, he didn't die from the gunshot; he died from old age."
#PuertoRicoDeathToll #Snark
39 Likes, 5 Retweets
20) There's less chance Melania wrote that letter than Donald Jr. has of becoming Mr. America.
#NewYorkTimesOpEd #Anonymous
36 Likes, 6 Retweets
20) Brett Kavanaugh's responses remind me of a high school American Government class I took. "Now, kids, there are three branches to the United States government: 1) Executive - executes, 2) Legislative - legislates, and 3) Judicial - judicies or whatever."
#KavanaughHearings #Snark
38 Likes, 4 Retweets
22) Cruz: "Judge Kavanaugh has turned water into wine, dust into loaves of bread, a loud snore into a beautiful ballad. I don't think anything more needs to be said, besides me reading all of these Dr. Seuss books. Let's start with 'There's a Wocket in my Pocket.'"
#Kavanaugh #Snark
27 Likes, 10 Retweets
22) Pence: "It's very disappointing that our last political leader, you know, the president, has become so political."
#Snark #PresidentObama
30 Likes, 7 Retweets
24) It's my bet Trump starts calling this anonymous author "stupid unnamed nameless unknown anonymous guy."
#NYTimesOpEd #Anonymous #Lodestar
29 Likes, 5 Retweets
25) Reporter: "A George Washington study concluded that approximately 3,000 perished via the Puerto Rico hurricanes, but President Trump disagrees. Why?"
Kellyanne Conway: "Those are alternative deaths."
#PuertoRicoDeathToll #Snark
22 Likes, 9 Retweets
26) Trump: "What the study really said was that the death toll would have been 3,000 if I hadn't tossed paper towels at people. Since I did that, though, only 5 to 10 died."
#PuertoRico #Snark
23 Likes, 5 Retweets
27) In order to enter, you must state the secret password, which is Covfefe-in-Chief.
#MAGARallyRules
24 Likes, 2 Retweets
28) Attendees must build a big, beautiful LEGO wall and claim that the protesters will pay for it.
#MAGARallyRules
19 Likes, 1 Retweet
29) The first rule of Drumpf Club is you always tweet about Drumpf Club.
#MAGARallyRules
16 Likes, 3 Retweets
30) Trump: "Obama's speech? Yeah, I fell asleep. My favorite part of the speech I slept through was around the 32-minute mark. Talk about a snoozer! I'll never forget what he said there!"
#Snark #PresidentObama
17 Likes, 1 Retweet
31) Trump: "3,000 didn't die. I only saw like 5 die. That's because I opened my eyes for just a split-second while I was there."
#PuertoRicoDeathToll #Snark
14 Likes, 1 Retweet
32) Every time you utter a truth, your nose grows an inch.
#MAGARallyRules
10 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 2,759 Likes, 688 Retweets (Averages of 86. 2 Likes, 21.5 Retweets)
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